Those who know Cantonese come in ~ ~ ~

Shake hands, shake hands and let the dog go.

Hero-English bear

Angel-the shit in the sky, the stinkiest shit in the world.

Superman-super perverted man/woman

Bitch. A bitch.

Managers-often ignore others.

President-general affairs office toilet

Child prodigy-mentally ill child

Annoying-pleasing to the eye, never tired of seeing it.

A genius-born fool

Prostitutes-highly skilled women/dependent women.

Idol vomit object

Kindness-argumentative and malnutrition

Players. -Please eat quickly.

Gang rape-surveillance by turns

Dancer-a woman without money/a woman without money.

Master-girl contract

1. Procrastinate and eat fast, wriggling is another type.

2. Failure is making a fool of yourself.

3. Sit and bury one, and bury a bunch alive.

4. I have squandered Bo Yibo today.

You are like a pearl to the distance, and the distance is like a salted fish.

6. It's not that the dragon didn't cross the river, nor that the pork chop didn't wear makeup.

7. I have a job, and the job of fruit is called Yin Gong.

8. Brothers are like brothers, and wives are neat and melancholy.

9. If you die, I will go to a real estate enterprise.

10. Middle boundary, the fastest promotion.

1 1. It's better to drink tea, but it's just better than beating people and jumping (funny ~ ~)

12. You are more worry-free than others.

13. Marriage is the grave of love, but love without marriage has no good end.

14. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as the prison is hard.

15. No one is easy to die in Gansu, but Li Zhen is easy to die.

16. Men don't roll without money; Men are neither salty nor wet, and the chicken sinus is full of grains.

17. You despise me, but at the same time, I want to blow you to death.

18. If there are too many mistresses, the wife will not have a fixed enterprise; When the wife is double-plum, the mistress is disappointed.

19. 10 people, volume 9, volume 10, volume 5.

20. You don't know your luck if you don't gamble, or your health if you don't roll.

2 1. I can't give you happiness, but I can definitely make you comfortable.

22. Book a pot cover and have a friendly match (sweat! )

23. Buy early and enjoy early, buy late and get more discounts.

24. Money is not a problem, but money.

25. Ten mosquitoes and three, drink an idiot.

26. Leave a leg for pumping water later.

27. Don't challenge my brick with your pig's head.

28. Even if we can't talk about love in the future, why not go camping with him?

Whether a couple is good or bad depends on communication and care.

30. Brothers can stab twice, and women can stab twice.

3 1.d female ghost rope, stripe is super evil.

32. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

33. If two fingers are longer than the male, I will be red (another version is: if two fingers are longer than the male, I will die of poverty).

34. Drag the food and twist the other one.

35. You are far from sweet and inner.

36. You are infatuated with the distance, and if you are infatuated with the distance, you will leave the distance.

37. When you fight, your bike becomes a motorcycle. When you fight again, your motorcycle becomes a rice shell.

38. Get out of Lebanon and spit to the left.

39. I would rather have an appearance card than a shirt.

40. I don't care about waves, I only care about gynecology.

4 1. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

42. 10 There are three mosquitoes, and the bigger they are.

43. Day, day, day, day, day.

44. A few hundred dollars is like garbage; More than ten thousand, passed away.

45. wake up when you hear it; Take a rope to relax your muscles.

46. You have your hard work and I have my profligacy.

47. Don't worry, the most important thing is to worry.

48. Do you want to go to the toilet or keep the anus when you leave the stool?

49. You are a thin guy with many spring fish and many eggs.

50. It is not necessarily the prince who rides the white horse, but the Tang Priest; Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but bird people.

5 1. Life is precious, and the price of rice, oil and salt is higher.

52. Beauty, beauty, is provocative; Beauty beauty, no lines at the end of eyes; Beautiful, beautiful, how fascinating

53. Take other people's road and let others have no way to go; Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

54. defecation is tolerable, but urination is intolerable.

55. Stay overnight if you have a midnight snack.

56. Drink early, vomit early and leave early.

57. No gambling, no whoring and no air conditioning.

58. Win a candy and lose a factory.

59. Insisting on the essence is more popular than Andy Lau.

60. The red flag does not fall at home, but the colorful flags are fluttering outside.

6 1. The enthusiasm for urinating, is it the hug of the urine pocket or the cold in the warm corner?

62. Since I was a child, I have learned to gamble, and my life has gradually improved.

63. Leave a leg now so that we can get together later.

64. Ask what the world is like, in fact, you are stupid.

65. There are sexually transmitted diseases in vain.

67. Laugh, breathe and play less.

68. Looking at it, I burst my crotch; See, see, shit and ghosts.

69. There are not many women in the ditch, but the most important wave.

70. It doesn't matter if a woman doesn't roll.

7 1. It costs more to go out and less to spend at home.

72. If you give me a foot, I will stab you.

73. I gave people and land, but lost to myself.

74. My friend's wife, Amy, has a chicken.

75. He is a Quaker with a sharp head and a narrow forehead.

76. Bad luck, only touching the west.

77. Slow down, eat wonton; Sample drop, eat fried pile.

78. Silly hey hey, eat snow.

79. A big tree catches the wind easily, and most people touch their chests.

80. Rumors are generally recognized: 20% when they happen, and 50% when they are true.

8 1. If you fall in love with the youngest, 90% will beg for food.

82. You must be an idiot to fall in love with the company.

83. There are also good people in small groups.

84. Fat and vulgar powder, I panicked. ..

85. Born with a small face, a narrow forehead and a long tongue.

86. An old friend shakes hands and someone walks away.

87. Being born mediocre is also useful and poor to death.

88. There is no smoke without fire, and some people fall for it.

89. It is better to let others know than to let others see. You are hungry for three meals.

90. It's not good to get 80%. Can't be sold as a favor.

9 1. The public is not as good as people, and people are not as good as private.

92. Large numbers become decimals, and decimals become countless.

93. A generation of "Zhong Shen" is enough to leave.

94. The iron pot has two ears, which the helper carries.

95. Things that are' annoying' are all because they are strong, and they are happy when they are buried.

96. People laugh at me for being crazy. My life is when a woman dies.

97. news focus, public choice

98. Some people are so vicious that the immortals are desperate.

99. Passerby B is an idiot, and Filipino maids have long known it.

100. The teacher can't leave the classroom, and the whole school must "eat bananas"

10 1.

102. Ah, sir, how bold! Even the headmaster dares to fight.

103. "'xx' means disappointing the public, making excuses to go crazy, paying homage to death, and failing to the point where no one agrees."

104. Tell people about boredom and please Joan.

105. overlord is as rotten as pork chop.

106. Learn from others, and you can't become a hair.

107. Shit is evidence, and I don't believe in leftover food.

108. He is a pustule, so don't believe me.

109. I didn't see it with my own eyes, so it's easy to give it to others.

1 10. Determined to exercise yourself, not stupid.

1 1 1. Is it closed or not?

1 12. The students in this class are so "riding" that their answers are as strange as hitting an evil spirit.

1 13. If you enter a slaughterhouse, fat will accumulate in Man Cang, and no one will help you vomit.

1 14. If you are fatter than your old bean, there will be a queen of the leprechaun.

1 15. You are too hot and will bleed for months.

1 16. "People and places are champions, and the competition is so serious that you can master a wild field and chase you for gold."

1 17. Do you want a snack?

1 18. In fact, he is very stupid and wants to eat a big pineapple.

1 19. Look at you as miserable as an old egg.

120. You put your mouth down and draw on your face.

12 1. You don't get angry easily because you live in a mango.

122. "No one cares if a woman dresses up as a man, and the geese pluck their hair." (couplet)

123. "Stealing C is annoying, raping C is difficult, and chanting C is useless. iC is really lame."

124. The terror leader said he was afraid, and Niu Jing sighed in the room.

125. "The roast pig and duck drool, and the humming family swam against the boat. The smelly flying dog left many aftershocks, and the shark fin in Lao Lin's mouth was full of oil."

126. It's shocking. We must make the dead quiet.

127. You can pee when you are afraid and give it to others at any time.

128. obsessed with flowers all day, screaming like a shrimp.

129. It is better to use "overlapping protection" than to decline under the protection of Dili.

130. Surprise is better than playing with sand.

13 1. Wan Tai is too weak to lose, and it is better than Jet Li.

132. As soon as you make a move, everyone will turn around and leave.

133. Swearing is the name of the department, and cat food is dog cake.

134 ... Although Tasha sucks, you are so resistant to washing your hair.

135. It's all weird, and it's all boiled millet.

136. If your mother is a woman, you are rice rolls (Gammy is rice rolls? )

137. Shit can prove that we will all become gamblers.