13 years old, quite boring. Young people, watching too many Hong Kong films is a bit frivolous. They don't know what life is, so they like to pretend. Once I lit a lonely cigarette, and just smoked two times, my father suddenly pushed the door and came in. I didn't know what to think, so I handed my dad a cigarette. After my dad took the cigarette, I lit it, and neither of us spoke. Then I remember that the atmosphere suddenly became very quiet, and time slowly lost at my fingertips with the burning of cigarettes. After my dad looked up and vomited a non-standard smoke turn, he told me faintly that he had been up all night and went to school in a daze the next day. The first class turned out to be a math class. Teacher Yang, an uncle in his fifties, taught the class. To tell the truth, I don't like him at all, and his math scores are the worst in several courses. Just outside the window, the junior students on the playground don't know what meeting is being held, and I don't want to have a class, just looking at the ancient scenery outside. As a result, the headmaster finished his speech and began to applaud warmly below. I actually clapped my hands with it. I will never forget the way the whole class looked at me and the black face of the math teacher who was about to drip ink.
"It seems to be a mandarin duck and butterfly school, which should not be an era ..." The melodious melody reminded me of my ecstatic thoughts. I touched my slightly hot face and smiled. It's good to be young!
I laughed to myself,
It's the feeling that you seem to smile a little when you have no expression.
In the second grade, the biology teacher was a slightly older teacher with a good temper. At that time, the children were very soft-hearted and the discipline in the class was very bad. Especially when the teacher's management is not strict, it is even more fun. Plus, it was a hands-on class, and everyone was very excited, so the voice was endless. The teacher slapped the table to be quiet, and everyone didn't listen.
Suddenly seeing the teacher crying, we suddenly calmed down. Children tend to be ashamed and blame themselves. We all felt that we had gone too far and made our teacher cry and bowed our heads in shame.
I feel very sorry for the teacher. The teacher told us a lot of truth while crying. I really felt terrible, so I looked up at the teacher with a sympathetic look, thinking it was to comfort the teacher. We were wrong. Stop crying, it's so sad.
But the teacher suddenly looked at me: "Ji Xiaola, what are you laughing at?" I cried. Are you happy? ! You are not well managed as a class cadre. Are you still laughing at me here? ! "I have a few seconds to react. I'm not laughing. I really didn't laugh. I really ... but I forgot to defend myself. I was misunderstood by the teacher. Now it's my turn. I cried a tear. I cried and thought, I really didn't laugh. Whoever laughs is a dog!
Because of the misunderstanding and embarrassment caused by spontaneous laughter,
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I participated in such courses as hosting, interviewing and performing.
Once the teacher was late in a traffic jam, so I went to have a look.
This class is a small performance class, and the children are about 5-8 years old.
In order to control these little cute people, I seriously "scare" these little naughty people, because there are some parents behind, so it's too big and embarrassing!
Under my "intimidation and inducement", the little lovelies finally quieted down. Just as I was about to continue my "performance", a super cute little girl suddenly raised her hand and stood up and said, "Teacher, why do you always laugh!" I, I, I, I, I, I, ..........................................................................................................................................................!
A parent in the back has been playing with his mobile phone. Hearing this, she couldn't help laughing. I could see that she was trying to control herself, but she couldn't help it. She has been ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, a little embarrassed to smile while covering her mouth, but I clearly saw her slightly exposed gums.
But the child has asked you questions, so you can't help but satisfy the child's curiosity. Besides, I have to find myself a step. Otherwise, how can I go on without hahahaha? I caressed my darling and told my child: Because the teacher's facial muscles have been out of control recently, in fact, the teacher is super serious!
Facial muscles out of control? ! God knows what I'm talking about. The parents at the back really couldn't hold back, that is, the kind that didn't hold back and laughed out loud. She may be afraid of being rude and find an excuse to hurry out of the classroom. I, I, I, I, I nodded to her as a gesture of friendship.
That child is really super cute. Since then, every time she sees me again, she must seriously ask: Teacher, can your facial muscles be controlled by yourself? I, I, I, I really can't control how much I send!
Haha, when I saw this problem, I was suddenly hit 1 ten thousand! You can't imagine how valuable it is for a person to keep a clear head and good nerves when facing a serious blow. Next, let me talk about my wonderful experience and embarrassing course. ...
Before we begin, please allow me to take a few deep breaths so that I can tell the whole story calmly. ...
When I was 29 years old, I took the motor vehicle driver's license test. Those experiences that made me speechless are still vivid. On this day, I took the bus provided by the driving school and came to the vehicle management office to take the exam of subject one. Hehehehehe, I have given full play to what I have learned in my life, and I feel that I can get 99 points in the computer test. Haha, it's really 99 points after submission. I jumped out of the examination room with joy, but a shout behind me interrupted my psychosexuality. "Candidates, wait a minute!" There is something wrong with your test paper! "Can't, it all happened so suddenly. The police told me that a sister in the examination room had the same name as me. We made a mistake because we didn't look at the ID number because we were nervous. Can you think of the embarrassment of a girl named Wang Dayong? I took the exam, and what's even more amazing is that she got only 70 points in the exam. Unfortunately, I got on the computer again, but I passed it smoothly. ...
Subject two, the more wonderful experience made me witness the cruelty of life, and at the same time greatly exercised my ability to resist blows ... In order to let us learn as soon as possible, the coach actually marked our students' mobile phones and put them on the ground as a fixed point. I see: apples 6, 7, 8, X, etc. On the ground, mine is Huawei's mobile phone. Everyone is extremely cautious, afraid of hitting the phone. Fortunately, my brother has practiced the unicorn arm for more than 20 years, and his hand speed is first-class, and his mobile phone is in good condition. The terrible scene didn't appear until a fat elder sister got on the bus. I saw her "hiss", sitting in the driver's seat, stepping on the clutch, putting on the reverse gear, and gently stepping on the accelerator in one go. With a crunchy click, my Huawei exploded. ...
At the parent-teacher conference, the teacher called: Hello, I'm Teacher Jin. My name is Jinlian, and I am your son's head teacher.
Just finished the night shift, still awake. I answered the phone, and my forehead warmed: Oh, hello, Mr. Pan.
Awkward or not? ........
Send porn to the family.
I once mistook a person for my deskmate, and then I drew a turtle on his back with chalk. The buddy didn't respond all the time, and then I fell down with a jerk and found that I mistook one for another. What should I do at this time? Of course I ran away [cried].