First, attack the teacher.

The Chinese teacher in our class is a famous "sniper". As soon as she "shoots", someone in the class will be "shot"! Every time after class, we will "save the camera". "Sniper" teacher has black hair and oval face, wears camouflage clothes every day and loves military activities.

Once in class, Xiao Ming secretly read comic books under his desk. Soon the teacher found Xiao Ming peeking at comic books. She thought to herself: time is 3 seconds, the wind is strong, and the direction is northeast.

I saw that the teacher took a rubber band and chalk, grabbed the rubber band with his hand, put the chalk on it, pulled it and let it go, and then came the voice of "being hit": "My mother, you hit me from such a far place, ouch! It hurts me! " We were stunned! Everybody sit up straight.

But not everyone is studying hard in every class, such as me. I looked down at extracurricular books in math class that day, and the window was open. Miss Li happened to pass by the window of our classroom and found me.

She happened to have a piece of chalk in her hand and threw it at me. Suddenly I was shot! I held back my pain and thought, "The teacher won't be a sharpshooter in my father's army, will he?" But no matter how painful it is, you must endure it.

I don't know which day, the "sniper" teacher held a chalk throwing contest in the class. Chinese teacher, math teacher and English teacher took part in the competition. The game has started. My Chinese teacher throws the best chalk. As long as she throws, there is no one who can't hit.

The chalk thrown by the math teacher basically missed, and none of the chalk thrown by the English teacher missed. The competition is over, and the Chinese teacher won! We'd be happy to call.

The math and English teachers were surprised and asked, "Why did Mr. China win?" We smiled and replied, "Because she is a sniper teacher! Hundreds of shots! "

I like "sniping" the teacher, because she made us get rid of the "smelly problem" of not being serious in class!

Second, the cartoon teacher

After entering the fifth grade, our new math teacher is surnamed Wang. In just one month, I have fallen in love with this beautiful teacher. Mr. Wang is in his forties. He was thin when he was tall and fat when he was low. His figure is first-class in the universe.

Teacher Wang is the king of cold humor. She often plays jokes on us in class, but she doesn't laugh at all. Students with low emotional intelligence really can't appreciate it.

For example, at noon, there are always some students whose questions are wrong. Teacher Wang rolled the book into a roll, patted it on his left hand and asked, "Who do you want to eat my sandwich bread?" Come on, sweet and fragrant. I'll give you some! " "The students all laughed, and the wrong kings were ashamed to lie prone on the table.

Sometimes some students in the class whisper or make small moves in class. Teacher Wang will suddenly stop during the lecture and stare at us motionless and say, "I see two girls in our class digging for golden fingers." Let me see who they are. " Everyone was too scared to move.

Miss Wang's name is Wang Ying. She sings very well. That's Huang Li, the little teacher of the whole school. She won the grand prize in the singing contest of Xingyang TV. Do you yearn for such a great math teacher? Then come to our class five or six!