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I have a dream since I was a child-to maintain peace. However, I have neither superhuman strength nor high-tech products like Transformers. However, I won't give up pursuing my dream, so I will start with managing campus discipline. This is the main purpose of my campaign.

Easy-going is my smile, humorous and cheerful is my character, calm and decisive is my charm, and the overall situation is my demeanor. Who am I? I'm Yao Yuxi from Class Three, Grade One, Senior High School. Everyone calls me Kunzi. Although I am very young, I am ambitious! Concentration is the essence. Today, I am honored to stand here and express my long-cherished wish: to be the minister of discipline.

The most outstanding advantages of my running for minister are: enthusiasm and unlimited potential.

Speaking of enthusiasm, in my opinion, a person's success is equal to his working ability multiplied by his enthusiasm index. No matter how capable he is and without enthusiasm, his grades will still be zero. Passion is not only important to us, but also rare. It is also my positive motivation.

The so-called potential is actually a sign of self-confidence. I can clap my chest and tell you that I am absolutely qualified. "If you don't do it, don't do it and do your best." This has become my mantra. This is not my arrogant declaration, but my confidence in my ability. Please believe in my ability and support me. I won't let you down. ..

During my tenure, I will go all out to tap my potential. I will use my eloquence and creativity to publicize the discipline department in all classes and at all levels. Note that the discipline department here does not refer to our department, but to observing the rules and regulations of the school. I will also vigorously carry forward my approachable style, manage the discipline department in an orderly way, and make it a slightly mandatory department, which is well received by the students. Believe me, under my leadership, the Discipline Department will definitely become No.8 Middle School.

Since it is a flower, I will open it; Since I am a tree, I will grow into a pillar; Since it is a stone, I will pave the road. Teachers and students, the leader of the discipline department you expect is not the one who dares to think, say and do. Then what are you hesitating about?

Humorous current affairs speech Part II: A cross talk drama performed by a real person, the import of 1.80 (I don't know if it can be counted as the first part). I really don't remember the basic content, probably similar to Altman. But at the time, it was a sensation. At any moment, you will see a little boy jumping out of the corner and shouting this line seriously. It seems that Kobayashi doesn't remember the number Dongdong at all. Do you remember? It should be called "Dinosaur Super Competition"! )

2.？ I want to destroy you on behalf of the moon? The lines of the sailor hare on the moon in the "Beautiful Girl Warrior", one of the founders of the cartoon of beautiful girls. In the TV version, every episode is told once, just like a rehearsal. Basically, the opponent who hears this sentence will disappear within 50 seconds.

3.？ For the goddess Athena. ? The standard line of the third generation of juvenile comics, fighting for a puzzling person covered in blood, but never dying, is probably the secret of this line.

4.？ Xx-x, give me strength? The lines of the heroine in an early American cartoon "Silas" can be swept away by everyone in an instant. Why do you want to introduce people who have been transformed into comics? )

5.？ I am a genius! ! ! ! ! ? Needless to say, if this is weighty, of course, only people like red monkeys and cherry trees can say it; But what do you think is missing? That's right. Like this every time? I am a genius! ! ! ! ! ? When the cry rings, it will also ring the bristle of Rukawa Kaede, Sakuragi's sworn enemy? Idiot? ! ! ! This can probably be regarded as the echo of Sakuragi's propaganda. And, of course, the Liuchuan trio. Liuchuan life, Liuchuan life? Shouts.

6.？ Take care of yourself? Since the last sentence of the TV version was released, the most popular lines in Eva in the New Century have been almost submerged, and almost all online chats can be seen. But is it more meaningful for special people?

Humorous current affairs speech articles are good for all three colleagues! My little daughter grew up and studied in the boudoir; Academic Chinese is average, which is a mess compared with mathematics; Thank you for your concern and love. It's really a pleasure to show your charm here.

If you are interested in talking to me about the universe, please don't shake your head shyly, bring it on!

Chat software has won thousands of netizens? Many intimate contacts? Sweet dreams. Behind every QQ number, there is a man and a woman with great personality. Are they conversationalists or green hands? Rookie? However, the same thing is that their QQ files are equally talented in personality and humor. Don't believe it? Then look at the following qq personality self-introduction:

Chatting with people, a word is sixty cents, punctuation is half price, and more than one thousand words are 20% off!

Pay first, then chat, as soon as the money arrives. I don't take the initiative to talk to non-professionals. If the network is fake, if I am injured or cheated, I will not take any responsibility.

1980 made in China, with a length of 178cm and a net weight of 66kg. Using artificial intelligence, all parts are complete and the operation is stable. After more than 20 years of operation, it is a reliable product. Should? Product? Complete procedures, unlimited return. Now, due to the development needs, we are looking for like-minded people to develop the second generation language chat software. Interested parties please contact us!

Every woman is an angel with broken wings for love. When they come to earth, they will never return to heaven, so men need to cherish it.

I am an angel, too, but I accidentally landed first. I can't go back to heaven because of my weight.

Fortunately, I still have an angel's heart, kind and kind.

People are not bad, except for being handsome, they have no shortcomings!

I sometimes feel that I am not very handsome. But one day, I was surrounded by a group of girls. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.

I am a super networm in the universe. You are welcome to hit me, scold me, hit me, kick me, kick me, hit me, even cook me, fry me, stew me, braise me, steam me, fuck me, cook me without complaint, but only if this person is the most beautiful, lovely and beautiful person in the world.

Don't read the information, watch the chat effect! ! !

There was once a girl who wanted to go to the grave with me- If you don't pay me back, I will die with you! ?

Once there was a girl who met me in her next life-? Want to pursue me? Next life! ?

There was once a girl who was willing to die for me. I would rather die with you! ?

Poor and ugly, 1.49 meters. Primary school culture, rural hukou. There are three broken houses and an acre of wasteland. Cold pot and hot stove, my wife didn't. All the year round, the medicine never leaves the mouth. Go online today and recruit a girlfriend. On the road of revolution, I will join hands shoulder to shoulder ~ ~

Women can see the moon and the sun, which is a serious astigmatism to the moon and the sun.

I want a healthy and ordinary girl who can fry tomatoes and eggs, operate a washing machine, may have a little freckles on her face, blush when she meets strangers, know how much a bottle of soy sauce costs, and help me wipe my sweat when I carry rice home. Is this a high requirement? If there is such a girl, then God, I beg you to give me one!

The villain used to live on one side of the Yellow River. He has a house and a field at home, and he is endless. Since OICQ appeared, it has taken up my time, robbed me of my money, forced me to sell houses and fields, and all my friends living in the street have pity on me and chatted with me! Chat!