Teacher: "I give my classmates two questions." Whoever answers the first question will not be asked to answer the first question. "

Two questions. Now I ask the first question: Who knows how many hairs they have? "

Xiaoli: "I know, I have 99,999 hairs."

Teacher: "How do you know?"

Xiaoli: "Teacher, this is the second question. You can't ask me to answer. "

How many times?

The teacher asked in class, "How many wars took place in Spain in the fifteenth century?"

"Six times." A student answered quickly.

"Which six times?" The teacher asked again.

"The first time, the second time, the third time, the fourth time, the fifth time and the sixth time."

professor

On the playground of a university, professors of political science, philosophy and linguistics surround a flagpole.

The math professor came up and asked, "What are the gentlemen up to?"

"We need the height of this flagpole and are discussing how to get it," said the political science professor.

"Look at me!" The math professor said, bent down and hugged the flagpole and pulled it out. After pulling it out, he put it down.

Slowly, he took out a tape measure and measured it. "It's exactly five meters five." Then he put the flagpole back in place and left.

"This man!" The linguistics professor looked at the back of his departure and said contemptuously, "We wanted height, but he gave it."

We've been fighting for too long! "

figure

"Numbers don't lie," said the teacher. "If a house needs to be built in 12 days,

Twelve people only need one day. One hour is enough for 288 people. 」

A student went on to say, "Seventeen thousand two hundred and eighty people only need one minute, and 1,036,800 people only need one minute."

It'll only take a minute. In addition, if it takes six days for one ship to cross the Atlantic, it takes six ships a day.

Four cups of water at 25 degrees Celsius add up to boiling water! Numbers don't lie! 」

500 ducks

A male teacher said to two noisy female students, "The voices of two women are like the cries of a thousand ducks."

After a while, the teacher's wife came to visit him. One of the female students came to report it. "Teacher, there are 500 ducks outside the door to see you."

half past eleven

In the fourth class in the morning, A is hungry and doesn't want to attend class. He just sat in his seat, thinking about beef and bread.

The math teacher found him absent-minded and asked him, "What would happen if the decimal number 1. 130 moved one place to the right?"

A student replied without thinking, "there will be lunch!" " "

Wu Zetian is a great mathematician.

History teacher: "Do you know who Wu Zetian is? Student: "Wu Zetian is a mathematician. After five, the great mathematician who invented rounding was added.

Best answer

Math teacher: "The stairs of a building are divided into five sections, and each section has 20 steps. How many steps does it take to climb to the top floor? " Student: "Of course all the steps!" "

Secret of success

A young man who likes talking nonsense but doesn't like studying hard pesters Einstein, a great scientist, all day to reveal the secret of success.

Einstein was bored, so he wrote one.

Give him a formula: A = X+Y+Z Einstein explained: "A stands for success, X stands for hard work, and Y stands for positivity."

The real way ... "

"What does Z stand for?" The young man asked eagerly.

"stands for less nonsense." Einstein said.

This is easy to handle.

The math teacher asked little Tommy, "How do six people divide five potatoes?"

"This is very simple, make mashed potatoes and share them!"

130 pm

Sister: "How many points did you get in this composition?" Brother: "130 points." Sister: "What? all

The score is 100. How can I get 130? "Brother:" You don't believe it? If you don't believe me, I will read it to you:

Today, the blue sky is blue, the green hills are green, the green books are green, the red flowers are red, and the streets are wide.

The pedestrians are thick, there are many vehicles, the horns are loud, the scenery is beautiful, the air is fresh, and there are ten songs.

It's bright, sweet to eat and sweet to sleep. Don't these thirteen' ten points' add up to 130?

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Don't borrow it indiscriminately.

The math teacher asked the student Zhao Neng, "How much is 5 minus 9?"

Zhao Neng said, "How can you subtract 9 from 5?"

The teacher said, "When the number of places is not enough, you can borrow 1 as 10 from ten people."

Zhao Neng said, "I dare not borrow it. Mother said it was a bad thing to borrow money yesterday.

Chinese or math?

In Chinese composition class, the teacher assigned a 500-word composition.

As soon as the bell rang, a student found that he had only written 250 words. He had a brainwave and wrote "the above content ×2" in the last line of the article.

A few days later, the composition book was issued, and the position of the score suddenly appeared "80÷2".