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The complete works of philosophical mathematics's humorous stories of primary school students
1. Blind people play with lanterns. A blind man visited his relatives' home. After dark, his relatives kindly lit a lantern for him and said, "It's getting late, it's getting dark, so make a lantern and go home!" " The blind man said angrily, "You know I'm blind, but don't you laugh at me for lighting a lamp to show me the way?" His relatives said, "You have made the mistake of limiting your thinking. When you walk on the road, many people walk on the road. If you hold a lantern, others can see you and won't hit you. " The blind man thought, yes! The first paragraph of the story tells us that limited thinking is thinking from your own point of view, and overall thinking is that you put yourself in the whole environment to consider. If you think about the problem systematically, you will find that your behavior will interact with others. 2. After Columbus discovered America, many people think that Columbus just happened to see it, and anyone else can do it if he is lucky. So, at a grand banquet, a nobleman said to him, "Mr. Columbus, we all know where America is, and you just happened to go there first!" " If we go, we will find it. "In the face of criticism, Columbus was calm. He had a brainwave, picked up an egg on the table and said to everyone, "Ladies and gentlemen, who can stand the egg on the table? Which one of you can do it? "Everyone is eager to try, but they are defeated one by one. Columbus smiled, picked up the egg, patted it on the table and stood there. Columbus went on to say, "Yes, it's as simple as that. It is really not difficult to discover America, as easy as laying this egg. But, gentlemen, who did it before I set it up? "In essence, innovation is a welcome attitude towards new ideas, new perspectives and new changes, and it is also manifested as a new perspective. Many times, people will say, is this innovation? So I know! Innovation is that simple. The key is whether you dare to think or do. 3, frog phenomenon Someone has done an experiment, put the frog in a pot of hot water, the frog will jump out immediately when it encounters drastic changes, and the response is very fast. But put the frog in cold water and warm it slowly, and you will find that the frog will swim comfortably in the water at first. The temperature of the water in the pot is rising slowly. It doesn't notice it, but it still feels warm and happy. Once the temperature rises to 70 ~ 80 degrees, I feel threatened and want to jump out, but it is too late. Because its legs failed, it couldn't jump any more, and finally it had to be boiled to death. This is the story of a frog boiled in warm water. First, changes in the general environment can determine our success or failure. Changes in the general environment are sometimes invisible. We must always pay attention, study more, remain vigilant and welcome changes before it is too late. Second, too comfortable environment is the most dangerous moment. Habitual lifestyle may be your most dangerous lifestyle. Constantly innovate, break the old model, I believe everything can be improved. Third, if you want to notice the slight change of the trend, you should "stop" and think from different angles, and learning is the best way to find the change. Three workers are building a wall. Someone came over and asked, "What are you doing?" The first man said grumpily, "didn't you see it?" Build a wall. " The second man looked up and said with a smile, "We are building a tall building." The third man hummed while working. His smile is bright and happy: "We are building a new city. "10 years later, the first person built a wall on another construction site; The second man sat in the office drawing drawings, and he became an engineer. The third person is the boss of the first two people. The ordinary work in hand is actually the beginning of a great cause. Whether you can realize this means whether you can achieve something great. 5. Nail has a bad-tempered boy. His father gave him a bag of nails. And told him that whenever he lost his temper, he would nail a nail in the fence in the backyard. On the first day, the boy nailed 37 nails. Slowly, the number of nails hammered down every day decreased, and he found it easier to control his temper than to hammer those nails. So, one day, the boy will never lose patience and lose his temper again. He told it to his father. Father added that from now on, as long as he can control his temper, he will pull out a nail. As the days passed, the boy finally told his father that he had finally given all the nails. Father took him by the hand and went to the backyard and said, "You have done well, my good boy, but look at those holes in the fence.". "These fences will never return to the way they were before. What you say when you are angry will leave scars like these nails. If you stab someone with a knife, no matter how many times you say you're sorry, the wound will last forever. The pain of words is as unbearable as the real pain. " People often get hurt forever because of some ruthless deadlock. If we can all start from ourselves and start to be tolerant of others, I believe you will receive many unexpected results. Opening a window for others is to let yourself see a more complete sky. Memorize it clearly in about 5 minutes. English essay, translated by yourself, garbage copied from the Internet, don't dedicate a true philosophical story about life as you asked, I hope it will help-sometimes the humor of the bed A lady called the architect and said that every time the train passed her bed, it would shake. "This is nonsense!" The architect replied, "Let me see." After the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling when the train passed by. Hardly had the architect gone to bed when his wife's husband came back. Seeing this, he snapped, "What are you doing in my wife's bed?" The architect replied trembling, "I said I was waiting for the train." Would you believe it? " Epiphany some words are true, but they sound false; Some words are false, but there is no doubt. Seduce humorous English gentlemen and French women to share a box. The woman tried to seduce the Englishman. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. Mr. Wang gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold. "How else can I help you?" Mr. Wang asked in dismay. "When I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm." "Young lady, I can't help you. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I? " A man who has an epiphany and understands amorous feelings is a good man; Men who don't understand amorous feelings are even better men. Humor spoon Mike walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter brought it to him right away. As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter had to call the manager. The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and is very popular with customers. Don't you ... "I mean, where's the spoon?" It is certainly a good thing to change when you have an epiphany; But we often remove the right ones and leave the wrong ones, and the result is wrong and wrong. A Scotsman went to London to visit an old friend, but he forgot his address. So I sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas' address? Quick report! On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "I know." "Epiphany When we finally found the most correct answer, we found it was the most useless. In the lobby of the post office, an old lady approached a middle-aged man and said politely, "Sir, would you please write the address on the postcard for me?" "Of course. "The middle-aged man did as the old man asked." Thank you! "The old lady said," Write me another short paragraph, will you? " "All right. "After writing as the old lady said, the middle-aged man smiled and asked," Is there anything else I can do for you? " "Well, there is a little thing. "The old lady looked at the postcard and said," Please help me add another sentence below: I'm sorry for the scrawl. If you don't help, people will hate you for a week. If the help is not perfect, I will hate you for life. A very famous writer is going to visit the bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and quickly removed all the books and replaced them with writers' books. When the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy to ask, "Does your store only sell my books?" "Of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "Other books are selling well, and they are all sold out." I suddenly realized that "flattery" is a strange word: you seem to flatter him and insult him. 1