Kong Ming: Chen;
Sima Yi: Zhuang Jianxin;
Si Mazhao: Yang;
Sima Zhan: Wang;
First act
Characters: Kong Ming, director, soldier, general, Sima Yi, Si Mazhao and Sima Zhan.
(introducing myself)
(The curtain rises: the actors appear one after another)
Kong Ming: Haha! Hello, audience friends! Thank you all for coming all the way to watch the modern drama "Empty City Plan" and see my heroic spirit. But I don't have time for a concert now. Please queue up for signature later. All right, all right, class, cut the crap. Let me introduce myself first. Presumably, in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms written by China's four ancient classical novels, I am the person you admire most! I am Zhuge Liang. I have always been handsome, civilized and modest, so I am called Kongming.
Director: Hey! Do you have that many lines? The sun is going down!
Kong Ming: It seems that my speech can only stop here. Dear students, please don't keep me. I have work to do, good bay.
A soldier: Hello, everyone! I am the protagonist soldier in the script-the intelligence agent! Oh! At that time, I was a famous runner, who defeated the tortoise and the snail. "Bad luck! Despair! " Oh! By the way, I have something important to inform the boss! Let's go
General: Hello! How's it going? Is my greeting cool? Hey! Needless to say, worship. As a general, I export English, hold a mobile phone, wear a gold shirt and run with my feet! ..... no, no! The battlefield is at your feet, hey ... (wipe your sweat)
Sima Yi: I don't need to introduce myself. Students can guess that I am the famous Sima Yi by looking at my handsome face. Ha ha! If I was born a few years later, I would be your idol. What's left of F 1 and F2? Why go to war like this! (pretending to cry for a while) Hum! But this time, I have full confidence to overcome the "unknown hole"! Students! Please believe me!
Si Mazhao: Hey! Today, I follow my father's work just to achieve something great. I'm afraid it won't give me a stage to display my talents. Ok, let's have a ballet ... huh? It's war, war, don't get me wrong! Oh!
Sima Zhan: It's a pity that my mother gave me this look, but the lens was only a few times. The director is ignorant. Students, you should relax.
All personnel: Stop.
(cursing for a while, stepping down)
(End of the first act)
Act ii
Character: same as above
Props: Mahjong table
Time: When transporting grain
Location: Xicheng County
(Kong Ming sent 2500 soldiers to Xicheng County to deliver food and grass. He went to play mahjong with his men. Just as Kong Ming was happy, suddenly a soldier came.
Soldier A: Report to Prime Minister Kong ... (hands clenched, kneeling)
(Before he finished, Kong Ming said. )
Kong Ming said, Bold soldier, the Prime Minister is playing mahjong. Why are you making trouble and dragging it down?
(Playing mahjong with both hands and looking angry)
A soldier: No, Sima Yi and 150,000 soldiers went to our army.
Kong Ming said; Ah! How did this happen? Why didn't you say so earlier? What should we do now (walk around).
Suddenly I seem to understand something. I picked up my cell phone and called the general. )
Kong Ming: Hello, is this the general?
General: Yes.
Kong Ming: Open the gate quickly. Each gate will be cleaned by twenty soldiers dressed as ordinary people.
General: What's the matter?
Kongming: Taiwei is coming to attack us. Oh, don't forget, don't make any noise. Chop it if you violate it.
General: Yes, sir.
(Kongming kneels down and shouts to the sky-)
Kong Ming: God, please help me and give you a whole set of the latest paradise game machines.
In an instant, an arm fell from the sky, and Kong Ming exclaimed.
Kong Ming: No, please help two fairies.
(Then, the second Fairchild "flew", Kong Ming added. )
Kong Ming: Thank you, God! . He quickly rode a Mercedes-Benz 2000 onto the platform, played the piano, and observed where Wei Jun was with a telescope, and finally stopped at a place 20 miles away from Kongming. Sima Yi, Si Mazhao and Sima Zhan drove a Honda and came five miles away from Kongming. It turns out that there are not half soldiers in the city, only more than twenty ordinary people are sweeping the floor. On the rostrum, Kongming was playing the piano leisurely, all smiles, and there was a young man beside him. Sima yi thought so in his heart (rolling his eyes)
Sima Yi: Why is Kong Ming so carefree and there are no soldiers outside the gate?
(Si Mazhao seems to see his father's thoughts. He said to his father. )
Si Mazhao: Father, I don't think Kong Ming has any soldiers. Why don't we go in there and kill him by surprise?
Sima Yi: No, Kong Ming never took risks in his life, but today he opened the city gate. There must be an ambush. If our troops enter, they will be ambushed. Let me think (touch his lips).
Sima Yi: Ah! I thought of it (shouting, surrounded by Si Mazhao and Sima Zhan)
(End of the second act)
Act iii
Character: same as above
Venue: outside the city gate
(curtain rises: Sima Zhan leaves in a hurry on Honda. After a while, Sima Zhan came back with a pack of things. Sima Yi saw it, rushed over, grabbed the bag and opened it. That's a robot mouse, asked. )
Sima Yi: Did you bring a powerful 600 million battery and a super shock-proof, ice-proof and electricity-proof motor?
Sima Zhan: I brought them all.
Sima yi grinned. When Kong Ming found something was wrong, he picked up the telescope and saw a robot mouse. He took out his mobile phone and called the general. )
General: Hello, who is this?
Kong Ming: It's me.
General: Me, who am I, am I crazy?
Kong Ming: It's me. Don't be ridiculous. Bring my super invincible mouse-catching cat, and don't forget to bring a super invincible motor and 10000000 battery, that's all.
(He hangs up the phone. After a while, before the general came, he saw Sima Yi come in to explore them, and Kong Ming thought. )
Kong Ming: God, if the general doesn't come, our secret will be exposed.
(In these few seconds, Kong Ming thought a lot. At this critical moment, the general came, and Kong Ming grabbed the robot cat and began to control it. When the robot mouse was about to reach the door, he was shocked to see that the robot cat began to control it. When the master is still in control, I move forward, so it has to move forward. The robot cat rushed over and mingled with the robot mouse. After a long battle, the robot mouse was defeated, and the parts were one.
When Sima Yi left, he said, "Kongming, I will come again. As the saying goes, revenge is never too late for a gentleman. See you later.
Kong Ming: OK, I'll wait for you. Another round of 999.
Say that finish, sima yi left with soldiers.
Kong Ming: Fortunately, there is no danger.
A soldier: Prime Minister Kong, what are you going to do now?
Kong Ming said: Keep playing mahjong (it's all down)
(closing)
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