In our class, my classmate Wu Xuecheng, whom I admire very much, not only got excellent grades, but also won the first place in the midterm and final exams! I also collected and sorted out many classic quotations from teachers and classmates, and made famous sentences and two-part allegorical sayings with unique styles.
One of the classic quotations is that he strung the mantra of the five main teachers who taught our class into a very vivid joke:
(Collection of Classic Quotations of Five Teachers)
Miss Li (Mathematics): Your name is XX. This time, I have not wronged you. Go ahead, 10.
Miss Gao (from China): Calm down, calm down. ...
Miss Zhang (English): What? Huh? Do whatever you are told, so much nonsense!
Teacher Fu (Shishe): People like you have no brains. You must ... have brains.
Miss Qiu (Science): Stop it, it's all Zhang Run Tang's fault ... "
He not only vividly shows the language characteristics of each teacher, but also teaches carefully at ordinary times. The images of lovely teachers are so wonderful, just like a cartoon, which depicts the familiar words that teachers hear and see in their teaching life with simple and exaggerated strokes.
Say the names and sentences of his primary school classmates first+two-part allegorical saying:
Why not take the exam-look around;
Pang Jinyong beat Lin for unknown reasons;
Cai Shuxuan holds the sincerity of martial arts-mother holds people;
Jiarong Lin is angry-teasing you;
Jiarong Lin in spring-full of spring;
Jiarong Lin look in the mirror-not people inside and outside;
Chen Hongxu attends class-quiet;
Martial arts really cut in line-failure;
Hu Nan hits Tian Yulong-one is willing to fight and the other is willing to get it;
Martial arts really hit Tian Yulong-seeing that you are unhappy;
Lin Tong plays basketball-scheming;
Zeng Wentao's head-like a ball;
Yao hit-also see you unhappy;
Tian Yulong plays handsome-not like a chicken inside and outside;
Xie Dun plays with muscles-half a bucket of water splashes;
Liao Jie provoked Xie dun-overreached;
Tian Yulong fights-shameless;
Liao Jie plays basketball-abused.
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I really admire him for linking the stories that happened in this class so vividly that the students couldn't help laughing!
Every once in a while, Wu Xuecheng will collect and publish a classic quotation on qq space, with a reprint rate of over 80%! The students are very much looking forward to his work.
I regard these simple and exaggerated "classic quotations" and names+two-part allegorical sayings as campus gossip, which is a special expression of our campus life and teacher-student friendship.
Like other students, I look forward to his compilation one after another.