Happy moments, short jokes. In real life, we can read more jokes about happy event, which can adjust our lives and make us happier. Next, I will take you to know more about happy event's jokes.

Happy event's short joke 1

twin brothers

There is a pair of twin brothers, who are alike in appearance, appearance and dress.

One day, a neighbor came to visit and saw two brothers together, unable to tell who was older and who was younger. He asked, little fellow, who is your brother and who is your brother?

The younger brother didn't want people to know that he was young, so he quickly said, Brother, don't tell this uncle!

open-minded

Our 5-year-old son is addicted to motorcycles. When he sees them, he can't help shouting: Look! I must have one in the future!

My answer is always: not as long as I live.

One day, my son was talking to his children when a motorcycle passed by me.

He pointed and shouted excitedly, Look! Look! I want to buy one-as long as my father dies!

Piano's teeth

Mom, do you know whose roots are black and whose teeth are white?

I don't know, Naja. Can you talk about it?

Piano.

Mother bug picked it up.

My 4-year-old son came in and proudly showed me a crawling caterpillar in his hand. I shuddered at the sight of the caterpillar, but I casually said something to tease the child: Mark, get it outside quickly. Its mother must be looking for it.

Mark turned and walked out. I thought I had achieved my goal, but Mark came in later with two caterpillars crawling on his hands. He said, I brought mother bug.

Happy event's short joke 2 1, there are 23 pairs of human chromosomes. One day, the old man who taught biology asked slowly, "Students, how many chromosomes are right?" An idiot in the corner loudly replied, "64 pairs!" " "The old man nodded calmly and seriously." Well, now tell me, what's the purpose of your coming to earth? "

When walking with my boyfriend, I like to hug his waist and pull his clothes by the way. Walking one day, he suddenly said, "Will you stop pulling my clothes?" I was unhappy and said, "can't you have a baby when you talk to me?" Then he said, "Don't pull my baby's clothes, okay?" Me: "..."

3. The little sister who teased the cashier in the supermarket today: "Husband, father, mother, brother and sister, which one is not your relative?" "Cashier sister answered her husband without thinking. I smiled: "Hey, good, wife." The camper's little sister is ashamed and angry, bah, and annoying. Then I was hit in the face by her boyfriend. Haha, I lied to you. Actually, my leg is broken. . .

My buddy has a 6-year-old daughter. She played in the room during the nap. When my buddy goes in, she pretends to sleep. My friend said, "How strange! When people are asleep, their hands and feet are suspended in the air. How can a baby sleep on his back? Then he saw his daughter's hands and feet slowly reaching into the air. ...

My friend has been reused in the company, got a promotion and a raise, and is chasing the boss's daughter recently! Seeing that he was about to reach the peak of his life, he frowned and asked me to drink! Me: "You have to catch up with the boss's daughter! Still embarrassed? " He drank a glass of wine and said bitterly, "I didn't know that she was the boss's adopted daughter until I lost my job." . . "

6. Xiao Wang usually farts a lot. Once I drove out with the leader, I couldn't help but let go of a few more. Because I was afraid of bad image, I farted that the mute mode had been turned on. After a while, the leader asked why it stinks. Xiao Wang calmly replied, "The air here is not good. I smelled this smell when I drove over last time. " The leader closed the window decisively after listening!

7. Xiaoruo: Mom, why does the aunt who gave medicine wear a mask? Mom: The medicine I gave you is delicious. The dean is worried that they will steal it. Xiao Zhiruo: Wearing masks for those uncles with knives is because they are afraid of eating, right?

8. In Chinese class, the teacher called a sleepy classmate to answer questions. The classmate was in a daze and couldn't say anything ... The teacher said, "Is that okay?"? I won't scream either! " Classmate: "Cheep."

Mathematics happy event jokes daquan 1, spring silkworms think until they die, and love you till they are old and deeper; Wildfire never quite consumes them, love is not over yet; Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait cried, and they laughed all their lives. I don't know how to express my love for you, so I want to say to you loudly: I love you!

2, I: Dear! Husband: Boom! Me: One more kiss! Husband: Boom! Me: I still want to, husband: rogue!

To tell you a secret, please look at the back first, then at the left and then at the right. Ok, please don't look around with your mobile phone!

It is said that a toad jumped out of Taihu Lake and was killed by a car today. I've been worried. I will send you a message right away. If you are still alive, please reply to me!

5. The difference between men and women; Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and delicate when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

6. Do you know? I really want to show you the charm of KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K you have food, T you have feet to eat, and finally I will make a V gesture!

7. Loving you is so inexplicable and irreversible. I know I won't be the only one in your life, but you are the love of my life!

8. A man who never does housework said to his wife on her birthday: You don't have to wash the dishes today. The wife said happily, thank you for your help. The man replied, no, I'll wash it tomorrow.

9. I once liked a girl. It was a young time, with a little expectation and some helplessness. Although someone loves her, I hope she will always be lovely!

10, love is a dish: put feelings into the pot of love, sprinkle with happy oil, sprinkle with happy sugar, pour a bottle of sour vinegar, add bitter salt and colored pepper, and burn the years to get all kinds of flavors. This dish can be loaded.