Nagging type

Symptoms: Talking is always endless, endless, endless, like Tang Priest in a Chinese Odyssey. Empty is really a good way to hypnotize.

Comments: I really admire this teacher. He can tell a great truth over and over again, 800 times, and still be full of enthusiasm. Pity those students who are forced to listen to such boring speeches.

Zhou Ba Pixing

Symptoms: leave a lot of homework for students, which makes them tired and bitter! Let the students doubt whether the teacher has a commission for homework.

Comments: Superstition and heavy homework will achieve good results, which is really a manifestation of teaching incompetence.

Confident killer type

Symptoms: Very good at satirizing students, "unique method, sharp language", so that the satirized students' personality is damaged and they have no confidence.

Comments: This teacher pursues the traditional educational principle of "I would rather feel inferior than proud". He was born without knowing what praise and encouragement are, killing pride and confidence together. The teacher killed countless talents.

Pressure bearing type

Symptom: 45 minutes is always not enough for this teacher. She can't hear the bell after class, which makes people suspect that she has "selective deafness".

Comments: It is best to let her try to hold her urine for 45 minutes.

Find your parents.

Symptom: "Call your parents ..." is the teacher's spoken language. Parents should also be summoned to accept criticism for things with bigger farts.

Comments: This teacher knows students' weaknesses well and says, "Call your parents ..." Such as a magic spell, a posture-fixing method, which makes disobedient students furious, can get immediate results, and even has the beauty of killing people with a knife. Poisonous!

Braided type

Symptoms: Don't make a little mistake in front of it, or it will be recorded in the file for ready use. If you make a mistake, shake it out and punish several crimes.

Comments: This teacher must be Ben 4, with a super memory. The beauty of this method is that even if the parties are innocent, you are always wrong about the previous ones! So students are always sinful and have endless suffering.

Old fashioned type

Symptom: The sense of humor has completely evaporated from his brain. The expression is stiff and the language is boring.

Comments: Humor is probably the least important and actually the most important criterion for evaluating teachers.

Watch people eat vegetables.

Symptoms: I know my parents' work units and responsibilities like the back of my hand, and there are always endless things to do. Why don't you do it when the child is in somebody else's hands? There is a tendency to "hold students as parents". Of course, parents are more powerful than students; What about students whose parents are powerless? ...

Comments: relying on mountains to eat mountains, relying on water to draft. Teachers depend on students for food. Parents are really an inexhaustible source of society. You don't have to be human at the drop of a hat. Great!

Irresponsible type

Symptom: It seems impossible to be a monk for a day. I am not focused on teaching and educating people. Class is to deal with it and leave after class. Please insult several teachers in your speech.

Comments: If you want to jump ship and leave quickly, if you want to be a teacher, you'd better think about how immoral it is to fool a group of children and their future.

Type 369

Symptoms: Students are divided into three types according to their grades and obedient degree, and treated differently. "Good student" Yujia; Look at "bad students" coldly.

Comments: icing on the cake is fine, but giving charcoal in the snow is not. Education is the right of every student. I wonder how he understands this.

Type of KGB

Symptoms: I like to hide in the corner and spy on the students' every move. If anything goes wrong, I will rush out at once. Create a "police-bandit relationship" between teachers and students, and let students live in a horrible atmosphere of being hunted.

Comments: Being a teacher is a waste of time. You should work for the National Security Agency, or at least let the drug squad do it.

Spying on privacy type

Symptoms: Willing to pry into the privacy between students, sometimes opening students' letters privately, and even plausibly saying "for the good of students"

Comments: This kind of behavior has long been prosecuted in society, but it has become a "caring for students" behavior at school. I don't know whether I really care about students or want to satisfy my prying desire. I can invade my privacy for "education". What terrible logic.