Bought a new skirt. Go to rehearsal happily. The results will come out soon. Ask her what happened. She said the teacher wouldn't let her play the princess.
Ask her why. She said she was too young. All seven dwarfs are taller than her. Laugh at me when it's over. . . . .
2. My nephew is in the second grade of primary school. In the final exam, there is a math problem to choose a unit: Does Xiao Qiang weigh 25 () kilograms or 25 () grams? He chose grandma.
How can I say such a simple question wrong?
Xiong Haizi said: I thought I was talking about cockroaches.
Nephew! All this knowledge is confused by you!
3. Dawa: Demon! We will destroy you!
Viper: Hehehe, that's ridiculous. You are all gourds. Why do you call me a leprechaun? !
Hu Erwa: You also said that we are gourd-shaped, and naturally we are not goblins.
Serpent: If it is not a demon, what is it?
The gourd dolls said in unison: Hahahahaha! We are plants! Things! People!
My brother said to his nephew, "I really envy you, son." I just go to school every day, so I have to take care of your mother after work. Don't you know how much trouble it is to wait on an old lady who has much to do? "
The nephew was unconvinced and said, "You think it's easy to go to school. You're just serving a woman. I must serve the Chinese teacher, the math teacher and the English teacher. . . "
The little girl shyly asked the librarian to introduce an interesting book. The librarian gave her a copy of How to juggle, and she left happily with the book. The next day, she came back and said she wanted to change it. "What book do you want now?" The librarian asked her. She asked, "Is there any book that teaches people to repair broken dishes?"
6. Send the children to kindergarten in the morning. Because I haven't been there for a long time, the little guy cried her eyes out and begged not to go to kindergarten. The teacher treated her badly, and so on. When I arrived at kindergarten, I happened to meet my child's teacher. Suddenly, the little guy changed his tune: "Teacher, I miss you every day, and I cried when I miss you on the way ..."
7. On the way to school, I helped my son carry his schoolbag, and my son walked and read it with a book. We walked along the door of the shop. I think my son's habit of reading while walking is not good, so I reason with him face to face: "The book in my hand is dangling, and the distance from my eyes is constantly changing, which makes my eyes nearsighted. Also, it's easy to walk without looking ahead ... "Before the word" danger "was uttered, I bumped into a billboard in front of a shop. My son said to me with a big smile, "I wanted to remind you, but you kept saying that I couldn't get in a word."
8. I bought a new car and put a gecko sign on the back of the car for safety. In the morning, the gecko's tail fell off, and it was impossible to change it into a new one. The next day, the gecko's tail disappeared, changed and disappeared again. I stayed up all night and finally found the culprit. It turned out to be the child next door. Asked why, he said he wanted to see if the gecko's tail could grow without it. It did. That's great.
9. My daughter is four years old and has a stubborn temper. She was disobedient today, and her father threatened to close the toilet to reflect. The daughter gave her father a white look, ran to the toilet and locked the door. Half an hour later, the wife couldn't help it: "honey, open the door, your father knows it's wrong." Baby, open the door, mom can't hold on.
10, went to the store to buy watermelon and bought a popsicle. At this moment, a little girl beside me kept staring at the popsicle in my hand. I smiled and asked, Little Sister, do you want to eat popsicles? She: Yes. Me: Well, I'll give you a nice sentence. She: Husband. Holy shit. . .