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Mathematical funny love letter
Solution: I love you.

You are my necessary and sufficient condition.

I can't be pushed out without you. I can't push you out without me.

We live together!

I love you

You are my symmetry.

I love you

You are my axis of symmetry.

Without you, I will never find my other half.

I love you

You are my territory.

My function is meaningless without you.

I love you

You are my monotone increasing function.

With you, my happiness is getting better every day.

I love you

You are my general formula.

Without you, I will never know myself.

I love you

You are my algorithm.

Without you, I will never find my own value.

I love you

You are P, and I am Q.

Without you, P and Q are always false propositions.

I love you

You are my slope. ?

Without you, I'll never find the right direction.

I love you

You are the center of my circle.

Without you, I will always form a perfect closed curve.

I love you

You are a and I am X.

Without you, the x power of a can never be greater than zero.

I love you

I'm singing, you're singing.

Tan is meaningless without you.

I love you

You are my linear regression equation.

Without you, I will always be just some wandering spots, without a backbone.

I love you

You are my coordinate system.

Without you, I will never find my place.

I love you

You are my inductive formula.

Without you, I will never be flexible.

I love you

You are my standard.

No, I'll never find my max, min, T, (faei), (omiga).

To sum up:

The probability that I am with you is 1.

And if you don't love me, you won't be with me, but it turns out that you will be with me.

You love me.

Love letters about mathematics in the three quotations of the Department of Mathematics.

1, the sight of this kind of thing makes one's fingers itch.

Your departure

My function (pan-cold)

I failed my worst course that year.

2. You are my advanced algebra.

You are my mathematical analysis,

You are the basic course of my life.

You have complicated changes that I don't understand.

I may know how to keep this number,

But I don't know how to keep you.

I really want to use Fourier transform.

In order to analyze the frequency of your inner confusion,

Convert it into sine and cosine that I can read.

5. Love is a mathematical equation.

No matter what kind of fantastic general solution,

I can't always feel comfortable with all the problems.

6. I tried everything.

You can't stop loving you,

Let the equation converge.

7. that question that day,

Goldbach that year,

I just want to add a pearl to your hat.

8. Love is a parallel line of Euclidean space.

Then there is a focus in Riemannian space.

Finally, Lagrange

As long as you think the other person can understand and understand what you mean, then you can write a love letter that you think is more romantic, but if all your love letters are incomprehensible to some girls, then choose another way to express yourself.

Romantic love letters from math teachers.

Our heart is a circle, because its eccentricity is always zero.

What I think of you is a circular decimal,

Over and over again, stubborn.

We are parabola, you are the focus, I am the directrix,

I miss you as much as you miss me.

A zero vector can have many directions, but only one length.

Just like me, I can have many friends, but there is only one you, which deserves my protection.

Life can be sweet or bitter, but it won't be boring without you.

Just like the denominator, it can be positive or negative, but it can't be meaningless and its value is zero.

With you, my world is infinite,

Because there is no real number to express, I love you deeply.

I feel like an exponential function based on the natural logarithm e,

No matter how much wind and rain, true feelings remain the same.

No matter what random variables are in front of us, no matter how big the variance is in the future, I believe that after the trough, will the peak be far behind?

Your life is my field, and your thoughts are my corresponding laws.

Your smile must be a necessary and sufficient condition for my existence here.

If your heart is the X axis, then I am a sine function, rotating, receiving and releasing around you.

If my heart is the X axis, then you are a negative parabola with an upward opening, which will always be in my heart.

The surprises and hopes I bring you every day,

Just like every element in an infinite set, although inexhaustible, it is different.

If one day we are on both sides of the earth, so far away,

Then I must follow the great circle through the center of the earth to your side, even if I am climbing.

If one day we are separated in a straight line,

Then I must cross the barrier of time and space, draw a common vertical line and run to you, and I don't want to stay for a moment.

But if one day, unfortunately, we are thrown to the two ends of the number axis by God, the positive and negative are infinite, and life and death are broken.

It doesn't matter, as long as the countdown is required, we will be together forever.

How mysterious and wonderful the lover is,

Just like mathematics, it can be so popular, but it is so profound.

Only by mastering the rules of real questions and the examination outline,

In order to knock on the ivory tower and welcome the lover's arms!

Funny love letter: a humorous short love letter

Humor can bring some unexpected effects in confession, and humor is even directly related to the success of your confession. That kind of linguistic humor can't be changed and formed in a day, but it needs to be accumulated in your usual continuous literary reading and reflected by your attitude towards life. Today, let's take a look at those lovely love letter expressions and walk into the love letter encyclopedia together.

Can you catch the trace of geese flying in the sky? Can you hear the sound of flowers blooming on the ground? You can read all the vows in the world. Can you hear the three most common words I say to you?

Honey, are you asleep? I really want to hold your little hand, cling to my chest, hold you tightly and kiss your forehead. I really miss you. Why is the night so long? If I want to love you forever, I can't get rid of you.

Real lovers are: when they are together, one hour is one second; And when they are separated, one second is an hour; This is exactly how I feel when I am with you. I love you forever!

I always stand at a distance that you can grasp as long as you reach out, and I am most afraid that you will turn away at such a distance; I love you! Unfortunately, I only have a lifetime.

Sunrise+sunset = morning and evening; Moon+stars = infinite thoughts; Wind flowers+snow moon = gentle and sweet; Meteor+heart = blessing! Wish: People who love you love you more, and people you love know you better!

I am not good at expressing myself, but I know I will be good to you. I don't know anything about romance, but I'm sure you won't get tired of me. I am not an understanding person, but I know how to love you and love you.

If/I/I don't love you/the earth collapses/the seas run dry and the rocks crumble/the earth doesn't turn/the sun sets.

If we can't love each other/The Dead Sea begins to fade/The Yellow River changes its course again/The Sahara is no longer dry/The Himalayas will become Ma Pingchuan.

When I don't have you at night, I treat you as a pillow; When there is no you during the day, I regard you as the sun; One day, when you really leave, I am just a skeleton.

Once you get sick, I'll lose two Jin. Once I was sick, you gained two pounds instead (you came to the dormitory to accompany me and ate all my snacks. )

Dear Linlin, I am such a person, a noble and pure person, a person who is free from vulgar tastes, but don't praise me like this, it will make me proud, and what I have done is far from enough.

Even if one day, your footsteps become faltering, your hair turns white, and your rosy face is covered with wrinkles, I will still hold your hand and walk in the afterglow of the sunset.

I like that there is only pure hope and only a stable and moderate growth in life. I like the color after years of rinsing. I like and expect this person who is reading short messages to become my eternal lover.

I will always treat my feelings and family, and I will be responsible to the end. Everything I do is for you and this family. You know, I don't even hesitate to sell my youth and body.

Do you know that?/You know what? I secretly think that I am full of sweetness, secretly think that I have no pressure, and secretly think that I am so beautiful. Only when there is your taste in time will the memory become beautiful and more meaningful.

I bought you 200 yuan of clothes, and I only cheated you 50 yuan. You bought me a watch from 30 yuan and tricked me into asking for a 300 yuan.

I got a scholarship before I met you, and I made up the exam after I met you. Before you know me, you make up the exam, and after you know me, you get a scholarship.

I admit, I admit, I'm a bad guy, I'm a gangster, I stole the pears from Cai's family, I moved the rice from Li's family, I don't want the party's forgiveness, I don't want the government's leniency, I just want your love!

Conclusion: By reading these love letter phrases, we can feel that a relaxed and pleasant atmosphere can also be revealed in the confession of nervousness and suffocation.