Teacher Li Hong, director of the third grade of Kangxian No.1 Middle School, is known as "rabbit's tooth". He told reporters that this Altman was discovered by Du Qiang, the current Chinese teacher in senior high school, and informed the grade director. When Han Yin arrived at the scene, Altman was obviously restless. After all, Han Yin is a rough man. He went forward and gave birth to another son. Altman rushed with the light of love and suddenly flew away. Finally, he said, I will. Come back. After Liu Jie, an English expert, and Li Manyong, a professor of prehistoric languages, failed to communicate with him in multiple languages, the researchers immediately communicated with him with a brain wave transmitter. However, due to Altman's high vigilance and strong sense of self-prevention, researchers have always been unable to get close to him. After more than two hours of stalemate between the two sides, Wen Li, the accompanying math teacher, flew forward and smashed Altman's head with a huge insulated cup. Altman was frightened and his feet were about to fly away, but two teachers, Zhang Jiucheng and Ma Gang, who were lying in an ambush in a tree knocked him unconscious. According to Jiang Chao, a chemical expert from Kangxian No.1 Middle School, the flame sprayed by Altman's feet at that time probably contained xylene (rocket fuel), and the temperature was conservatively estimated to be between 5,000 and 7,000 degrees. Yue Yarong, a biological authority called Mendel by students in recent years, said: The DNA of this creature is as high as 80% of that of human beings, which fully proves that Altman's living environment is similar to that of the earth. In addition, he said, we extracted a small amount of nucleic acid from the nucleus of an organism, and after testing, this gene has not appeared on the earth. Whether it is gene mutation or chromosome variation remains to be studied. But this discovery undoubtedly enriched the biological gene pool and provided raw materials for human genetic engineering and cloning technology in the 2 1 century. Xu Shuanggan, an authoritative person who claimed to be the king of geography, revealed that the Yangtze paraplatform plate in Kangxian County, located in the Eurasian plate, has a solid structure and the geological disasters suffered by organisms are relatively small. 5. The small influence of12 on Kang County is the latest example. Moreover, the terrain is narrow, mostly mountainous and subtropical monsoon climate, with abundant precipitation and suitable temperature throughout the year, which provides an ideal breeding ground for wild animals. Historian Wang Jianxin added: Kangxian has been an ancient city with a long history and culture since ancient times. Especially in the waterfront, there are many cypresses, which is the best habitat for living things, so the living things are well preserved. Wang Xiaofeng from Class 6, Grade 3, and Shed were very excited when interviewed by reporters. In recent months, Kangxian No.1 Middle School has responded to the call of the state and actively carried out comprehensive urban and rural environmental management activities to protect the surrounding environment, and the overall ecological situation has been greatly improved. Since the beginning of winter, cucurbit dolls, deformed golden steel, saints, Teletubbies and other national first-class protected animals have been found around the school. Due to the appearance of Altman and some rare animals, such as Wang Guan Primary School,
In an interview, Ieee fellow, the county magistrate of Kangxian County, said that in recent years, in order to create a country, Kangxian No.1 Middle School has strengthened environmental protection and the overall ecological conditions have been greatly improved. Since the spring of this year, many extinct species such as yellow hair, South China tiger, wombat, Atlas brown bear, Tyrannosaurus Rex and mammoth have been discovered one after another. Altman's discovery not only proves China's great achievements in environmental protection, but also provides strong evidence for American scholars to prove whether Altman provided the conjecture of China aborigines.
It is reported that by the time this article was published, the State Council had joined experts from the United States, Australia, Germany, France, South Korea, Japan and the United Nations Security Council (ESP) to hold the Altman International Seminar at Fu Jia Beef Noodle Restaurant in Kangxian Water Market. After eating a bowl of two pieces, Obama said with endless aftertaste: Boss, come with me ... This newspaper will continue to pay attention to this! !
The above report was written by a special correspondent from Kangxian No.1 Middle School. Special report by Shen Ruokai.
Background information:
Altman, also known as Almighty and Educator. It is a rare first-class protected species of galaxies in the universe and belongs to the family Anatidae. It is as famous as Astro Boy, Pumpkin, Monkey King, Teletubbies and Transformers, and it is also a treasure of the Milky Way. It has been listed in the red book of interstellar endangered species and the endangered list of the cosmic primate protection Committee. According to the literature, Altman comes from other galaxies, generally about 20 meters long and weighs about 46,000 tons. Lethal weapons generally include Soljet light, Spathom light and dynamic light waves. Since/kloc-0 was discovered in Tokyo in 966, the number of Altman cubs recognized by the United Nations has reached 77, but the appearance of Altman cubs is the first time in the whole human history.