Then the math professor came up and asked, "Gentlemen, what are you busy with?"
"We need the height of this flagpole and are discussing how to get it," said the political science professor.
"Look at me." As the math professor said, he bent down and hugged the flagpole and pulled hard. After pulling it out, he fell to the ground, took out a tape measure and measured it. "It's exactly five meters five." Then he put the flagpole back in place and left.
"This man," the language professor said contemptuously, looking at the back of his departure, "we asked for height, but he gave us length, adding chaos blindly!"
② In math class. The math teacher said to a student, "How come you can't even subtract?" For example, you have 10 apples at home. What is the result after you eat four apples? "
The student said gloomily, "As a result, 10 was spanked."
Math teacher: "You didn't prove this geometry problem, how can you conclude that this angle is a right angle?"
Student: "I measured it with a square."
A mathematician, biologist and physicist sat on the open-air coffee table and looked at the people coming and going in the shop across the street leisurely.
First of all, they saw two people walk into the store, but after a while, three people came out, and they expressed their views in their respective professions:
Physicist: "This proves the uncertainty principle."
Biologist: "These people reproduce themselves."
Mathematician: "If one more person enters the store now, there will be no one inside."
⑤ A student asked a mathematician, What's the use of logic?
The mathematician asked him, "There are two people climbing out of the chimney. One has soot on his face and the other is clean.". Which one do you think should take a bath? "
"The dirtiest one, of course," the student replied.
"No .. the dirty side sees the other side clean and thinks it won't be dirty. Where will he take a bath? "
6. A statistician met a mathematician and said, "Didn't you say that if X=Y and Y=Z, then X=Z? Then you must like a girl, so you will like the boy that the girl likes. "
The mathematician thought for a moment and asked, "Then you can put your left hand in a pot of boiling water at 100 degree and your right hand in a pot of ice water at 100 degree!" Because they are only 50 degrees on average. "
A young man and a young woman are sitting on the beach. The young man drew a circle and said, "My love for you, like this circle, will never end."
The young woman also drew a circle on the beach and said, "My love for you will never begin."
Dad has a polygraph. He asked his son, "How much did you get in the math exam today?"
The son replied, "90 points." The polygraph rang.
The son changed his mouth again: "70 points." The polygraph is still ringing.
Dad was very angry and roared, "I used to get more than 90 points in exams." At this time, the polygraph fell down without sound.
Pet-name ruby in a mental hospital, the doctor is testing three patients. The doctor asked the first patient, "How much is 3 times 2?" The first patient thought for a moment and replied, "138." The doctor asked the second patient again, "It's your turn. What is 3 times 2? " "23。" The second patient replied. The doctor turned to the third patient again: "well, now it's your turn." What is 3 times 2? " "6 。" "Very good!" The doctor praised, "How did you work it out?" "This is not simple? Just divide 138 by 23. "
The math teacher who is in attendance is often used to saying to the absent-minded students in class, "Pay attention! I want to ... "
One day, when he was explaining the equation, he found that another classmate was distracted, so he said angrily, "Watch out, I'm going to be transsexual!" " "
The spirit of all beings does it one brace up, and dozens of pairs of eyes stare at him. .......
The above is 10, hope to adopt it!