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What are the strange brain circuits when you are short-circuited?
I think: when my brain is short-circuited, there will be these strange brain circuits. Too bad I can't share my personal experience with you! Everyone must be vigilant! When I went out today, there was an illegal vendor at the corner at the end of the street where my family lived. He sold human organs in broad daylight under the guise of selling strawberries. At first, his strawberries were big, fat and brightly colored. Although he is kind in such a cold day, I have to help him. So, I tasted it first.

However, when I tasted 3 1. The peddler hid his face and asked me in a low voice, "Do you want to save face?" At that time, my 3 1 strawberry fell out of my hand. I dare not taste any more. I weighed two kilograms and went home. Speaking of the end of the year, this is another headache. After returning home, the seventh and eighth sisters will definitely ask you: How much did you earn this year?

We are not boss Wang. We can easily set a small goal here and invest 500 million dollars or more there. So when I figured out how to answer this question, I immediately asked my friends around me and found that they all earned much more than me. ..... are basically making money, some making money, and some making hammers. Some earn a fart, even a girl, and some are quite good, making a ball. I suddenly realized the fact that as long as I work hard, I can earn anything!

There are always some people whose brain circuits can sing a song about the eighteen bends of the mountain road. Before this, a courier brother received a customer message saying, "Please put it under the mat in front of the door." Because in foreign countries, if there is no one at home, the messenger usually hides the letter under the carpet at the door of the recipient's house. Although he didn't deliver the letter ... but based on the principle that the customer is God, Brother Messenger did it anyway. ..

Chatting with several colleagues in the dormitory, talking about childbirth ... Married colleague B asked: Do you know where the child was born? I rushed to answer: underarm! The operation to take out the child ... colleague b smiled: it was born from below! Me: The next one pees and the other one shits. Which of these two people can have children? Until then, I didn't know ... good ... and there was a baby ... so I thought: when my brain is short-circuited, there will be these strange brain circuits.