My math scores will never exceed my weight, and I don't know if I am too heavy or I am too bad at math.
"I want to go to the toilet to calm down." "Eating shit can't solve the problem."
"Why take a cold bath in winter?" "There are still two cold medicines in the drawer, which are about to expire and cannot be wasted."
"Add two words in the middle of sorry to see who is the most sad." "Yes, 3, I can't afford it."
"Do you have a separate group?" "Nonsense!" "Who is it!" "My equipment"
What would you do if your opponent fell into the water and happened to be able to swim? A: I will swim around him.
The warmth on the bed is more real than any warmth.
"Would you like to be my sun?" "I do!" "Then please keep 92955886 .7 kilometers with me."
"This pen is really nice." "Then I'll give it to you." "You are really beautiful, too." "。 . 。"
"What's that noise?" "I dropped the quilt." "Why is it so loud?" "I'm in the quilt."
What's more embarrassing than burping from the toilet?
Experts say, don't stare at your mobile phone for too long, because it will be dead.