I only have eyes for you, and your big face keeps me from seeing others.

All beautiful women look the same, but dinosaurs have their own ugliness.

4, the face is a thing outside the body, you can do it or not, money is a must, you must have it.

Since you can't give me the future, how can you have the courage to say forever?

6. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

7. Money looks like a pile of toilet paper. It's gone when you use it.

8. Those who can't unscrew the bottle cap are all married, and those who can unscrew are still screwing themselves.

9. The exam does not require a plenary meeting, but all questions.

10, you say cold, I say cold.

1 1. If I had known I was so tired, I wouldn't have come back to reality.

12, you drink your chicken soup and I cook my mala Tang, which is not very tonic, but very hot.

13, there are two selves in the world, one is intermittent, and the other is continuous degeneration and indulgence.

14. It's very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.

15, life is not long, don't go near, I just want to hold you tighter.

16, the girl touched me on the bus, and I even wondered where our children were studying!

17, I play too much on the computer and want to fast-forward watching TV.

18, sometimes if you don't work hard, you don't even know what despair is.

19, I wanted to take this exam to turn over salted fish, but I didn't expect to stick to the pot.

20. My ideal is to be a bather of human soul.

2 1. Good results are good for the rich and good for the poor.

22, I thought it was a beauty, but I didn't expect it to be a peerless beauty, speechless.

I know that even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

24. I can't keep my head down, except when I pick up money.

25. When strawberries are planted in the neck, the boat of love sails.

26. Since I saw your household registration photo, I realized that it was so simple to give up someone I like.

27. You said I was worse than a pig, and I laughed because you were worse than me.

28. My advantage is that I am handsome. My weakness is that I am not handsome.

29. Your cheeks are reddish, like a pig's head swaying in the wind.

30. Actually, it's the first time for everyone to hand in a blank paper together, so why hurt each other so much?

3 1. If the answer was a virtue, I would have become a saint.

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Don't worry about what is taken away, because all that can be taken away is rubbish.

34. I wonder what was the name of cobra before the invention of glasses?

35. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I got fat in one bite.

36, don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy, have the ability to get married.

37.wow, I want to change it. Can it stick to people?

38. Another name for kindness is idiot! Many things can't be solved by forbearance.

39. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, and the quality is not good. Why don't they look around?

40. Nowadays, students are so rude that they don't even talk to me in class.

4 1, you can't wake up someone who doesn't return your message, but the red envelope can.

42. When arguing with others, take a step back and broaden your horizons; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.

43. Being happy means I don't like it, but I like you.

44. Even in the saddest time, my appetite won't let me go.

45. Teacher, I have been saving my homework all summer, and I feel something. Aren't we going to pay?

46. System prompt: Your love transmission to me has been suspended, and the other party has refused to receive it.

47. Actually, I am handsome from one angle, but you didn't notice it.

48, you scold, you continue to scold, scold enough to tell me, I'll go to bed!

49. Although he is handsome now, he is a bad old man when he is old!

50. Joking is ok. First, don't cross the bottom line. Second, don't poke people where it hurts.

5 1, my future is a dream, not to mention I still have insomnia at the moment.

52. I have practiced Qigong, which can kill people.

53. I am actually an angel. The reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight.

54. What makes you say I'm fat and what do you invite me to eat?

For people like you, I have nothing to talk to you about except love!

56. Affection for children has a great influence on big brother's walking in rivers and lakes.

57. They say that you become stupid in front of the person you like. Do I like homework? No

You look handsome when you smoke, but you may die soon.

59. It's a sin that beautiful women don't get laid.

60. Mathematics is actually very simple, but the remaining 90 points are difficult.

6 1, do you want to kiss? Sorry, I didn't buy jelly!

62. I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets!

63. You'd better show your love at noon. Do you know why? Because sooner or later there will be retribution!

64. There will be a road in the end, and I can't stop it.

65. The representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people soak it every day.