If there is a joke program one day, I will definitely recommend Li Haoyu, the master of humor in our class. Because he is humorous and can act according to stories!

He is ten years old and has a melon face. He looks like a beard when he looks at his chin. He looks very humorous! Let's take a look at his "humorous masterpiece"!

Once in class, the teacher asked to make a group A choice in the remaining 20 minutes. Some students repeatedly said, "What a tragedy! There are too many choices, and it's difficult. How can you finish them in such a short time? " The teacher replied, "Why don't you have time to do problems when you have time to talk?" The students had to keep silent when Li Haoyu whispered, "Oh, it's nothing. I can finish it in ten minutes. " Fortunately, the teacher didn't hear it, otherwise it would be miserable, but the students heard it clearly. As soon as he finished speaking, he played with a pencil and an eraser. Seeing that the teacher didn't talk about him, he pushed his luck to influence other students and asked them to speak in class. The teacher got angry and stood up and said, "Li Haoyu, don't concentrate on your homework. I'll take you to the guidance office. Do you hear me?" "I heard it." Seeing Li Haoyu's expression, he clearly knew that he had done something wrong, but as soon as the teacher left, he took a female classmate next to him and threw a charming face: "Mom, help! I don't want to go to that ghost prison, help me! " The girl next to her blushes! If it weren't for class, the whole class would burst into laughter!

Every time a girl "attacks" Li Haoyu, he not only doesn't fight back, but also pretends to scream in pain, and then says in the voice of a girl and a baby: Why are you doing this to others? It will be very painful and hurt other people's tender skin! After listening to this tone, the girls immediately stopped "attacking" and laughed while Li Haoyu slipped away playfully.

With such a "master of humor", isn't our campus life happier?

Article 2: My classmate's 500-word composition

With shiny black hair, black pearl eyes and a small cherry mouth that can make people smile, she is my classmate-Wang Ziqi. Because she is very funny, we all call her the king of funny.

I remember a spring outing, I was with her. When I was bored, she suddenly said that she wanted to jump rope. I was taken aback and thought: This place is too small, how can it accommodate her skipping rope? Besides, neither she nor I brought a rope. Just when I was imagining things, don't say that she really jumped up. When I saw it, alas, it turned out to be empty-handed! Just as she was jumping vigorously, a bang startled me. When I looked intently, it turned out that her snack bag was trampled by her, which was a false alarm. I thought she fell. At this moment, the voice of "di-er-"rang again. I thought it was an ambulance. Looking closely, it turned out that it was the "funny king" who pretended to cry and made us laugh.

If you think she can only be funny, you are all wet. She is not only funny, but also famous for her quick thinking in our class.

Once in class, the teacher asked us to continue compiling the text. Because it was difficult, no one in the class raised their hands and everyone was thinking. She thought quickly and raised her hand. "The bird came to the reindeer's house ..." It was written quickly and wonderfully, and the teacher praised her all the time.

I want to be good friends with her all my life and learn from her.

Article 3: My classmate's 500-word composition

There is a fat boy in our class. He is a "mathematical genius" in our class. No matter how difficult the math problem is, he is a "tumbler". He is also a "laughing Buddha"! He is my classmate-Lin Shengxian.

The Chinese teacher in our class said he was a "football", which was really good. Lin Shengxian is not tall, with a round figure, a fleshy face and a round stomach. Although he is "beautiful" compared with Garfield, he has a lot of oil and water in his stomach, but he is not "stupid" at all. He walked with a pair of glasses on his nose, holding a "watermelon belly" like a cute little penguin.

He is a "laughing Buddha", and he will always be a happy face. When he smiles, his eyes squint into a line, which is simply a standard "squint smile", his mouth doesn't close properly, people lean forward and lean back, and his hands smile. Sometimes, not only does he laugh "rolling around", but even those who watch him laugh can't help laughing.

Once, after Mr. Zhu finished his homework, Lin Shengxian rushed to the podium table regardless of his "July 1st". Mr. Zhu was shocked when he saw it. He immediately made the class laugh. The second time, Lin Shengxian ran to the podium and gave an oral question. It turned out to be "3+5=8", written by Lin Shengxian.

Lin Shengxian is a naughty boy, but he is also our classmate. I am proud to have such a classmate.

Article 4: My classmate's 500-word composition

There is a best friend among my classmates. His name is Feng Chengyuan.

He looks cool. My eyes are black and round, but I always like to squint when taking pictures. The mouth is big and wide, and it is particularly charming to smile. His hair was short, and he stood there with his back straight, just like a soldier.

Little soldier is very agile. I remember once, the monitor "Brother Tang" brought a lot of angry bird erasers, and everyone gathered around to watch. He is small. He jumped to the first one, reached for a lot of erasers, and then suddenly turned it over and turned it over to another table. Tang Ge was so angry that he immediately turned into an angry bird and ran after it quickly. The "little soldier" turned into a little monkey, jumping up and down, turning the table all over the classroom and making it a mess. This is a painful experience for our labor Committee, and it takes a long time to sort it out.

"Little Soldier" is also very quiet sometimes. His greatest hobby is playing the flute. He told me that he has been fond of this instrument since his parents signed him up for flute playing classes. Every day when I come home from school, I will spend an hour practicing playing the flute. And it wasn't arranged by his parents, it was what he wanted. He also said that if the school allowed him to bring a flute, he would like to play there all day. Although I have never seen him play with my own eyes, I think he must be intoxicated when he plays the flute.

My best friend is cool, cute, educated and good at fighting. You must envy me having such a classmate, right?

Han Zijian, Grade 2, Xincheng Garden Primary School, Suzhou Industrial Park, Suzhou City, Jiangsu Province