Remember those brain teasers we guessed together in those years? Remember those wonderful answers that make people laugh and cry? Remember those hilarious moments! The following is a set of brain teasers and answers I prepared for you in Senior Two. I hope you like it!

? The second grade brain teasers and answers are classic 1. Who wants to buy fakes? (answer: wigs, dentures)

2. What gets dirtier the more you wash it? (answer: water)

3. Who is the most disobedient? (Answer: Deaf-mute)

A man fell into the river and struggled several times. He climbed up from the river, his clothes were all wet, but his hair was gone. Why? (Answer: Because he is bald)

Xiaoming bought a new sock with only one hole, but he didn't go to the shop assistant to change it. Do you know why? (answer: socks)

6. What have you done that you didn't do, but were punished? (Answer: Homework)

7. What does everyone want? (answer: sick)

8. What English letters do people like to listen to best? (Answer: CD)

9. What gives birth to a tail at night? (Answer: Meteor)

10. When the family asked the doctor about the patient, the doctor only raised three fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? (answer: three long and two short)

1 1. What has five heads, but people don't think it's strange? (Answer: hands, feet)

12. What water can never be used up? (answer: tears)

13. What does the elephant's left ear look like? (answer: right ear)

14. What books are not available in bookstores? (answer: suicide note)

15. What hat can't I wear? (answer: nuts)

16. A student lives in school. Why is he often late for school? (Answer: The school where home is located is not the school where he goes to school)

17. Why do the police turn a blind eye to drivers who run red lights? (Answer: The driver didn't drive)

18. Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three? (answer: three generations)

19. In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in the same test paper. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they cheated. What is the reason? (Answer: Both of them are blank)

20. Aunt Zhang talked all day, but for one month she said the least. What month was that? (Answer: February)

There is a place where bad guys are taught, but no police dare to take action to sweep it. What is this place (answer: detention center)

2. What do most self-employed people live on in today's society? (answer: mouth)

What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Answer: Remove two points of water)

Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours? (answer: sleeping)

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He is aiming freely)

6. Pigs are full of treasures, which are very useful. What's the use of a pig to human beings? (Answer: It can also be used to call names)

7. Six-year-old Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? (Answer: Mom asked Dad to repair Xiaoming)

8. What is the first thing that everyone wakes up in the morning? (Answer: Open your eyes)

9. The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (Answer: the date in the newspaper)

10. A Yan has a coin in her pocket. He lost a coin. What else is in his pocket? (answer: a hole)

1 1. Why do women want to get married when they wear high heels? Answer: Because of wearing high heels, others will run slowly. )

12. Draw a circle with a diameter of 10 meter on the grass, with a cow in it and a stake inserted in the center. The cow is tied by a rope five meters long. Can cows eat grass outside the pen unless the rope is cut and untied? (Answer: I didn't say that the cow was tied to a stake)

13. Two people, one facing south and the other facing north, are not allowed to turn back, walk around or look in the mirror. Can they see each other's faces? (Answer: Standing face to face)

14. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river)

15. Which tire doesn't turn when the car turns right? (Answer: Standby)

Brain teasers and simplified answers in grade two 1. When Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time, their parents were obviously at a loss because of the language barrier. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages, and he is not deaf, but he doesn't feel any inconvenience like in his own country. Why? (Answer: Xiao Wang is a baby)

2. What comes often but never really comes? (Answer: Tomorrow)

As long as you call its name, you will destroy it. What is this? (answer: silence)

You don't need to work hard at typing. (answer: doze off)

There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word? (answer: typo)

6. What can't a magnifying glass enlarge? (Answer: Angle) >

7. When does the sun rise in the west? (Answer: When swearing)

8. When the heart exchange operation failed, the doctor asked the dying patient if he had any last words to explain. Guess what he would say? (Answer: Actually, you don't understand my heart)

Xiao Ming was not nervous when he found that his room had been stolen. Why? (Answer: Where is someone else's room?)

10. A man committed suicide by jumping off a 50-meter-high building and fell heavily to the ground. Why isn't he dead? Answer: He was scared to death in midair.

1 1 Xiao Wang is a good soldier. While on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He is aiming)

12. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Trees can't jump)

13. When is four minus one equal to five? (Answer: Cut a corner from something with four corners)

14. The angrier, the bigger the thing. (answer: temper)

15. What's the difference between chess and Go? Answer: The less you play chess, the more you play Go.

16. A chicken and a goose are put in the refrigerator. The chicken froze to death, but the goose was still alive. Why? (Answer: Penguin)

17. Why do doctors wear masks when performing operations? (Answer: Afraid of being recognized)

18. What is smaller than bacteria? (answer: the son of bacteria)

19. When you brag about your strengths to others, what else will others know about you? (Answer: Not dumb)

20. This Roman numeral stands for 9. How to add a sum to make it even? (answer: add s, the first six)

2 1. Wenwen is washing clothes, but after washing for a long time, her clothes are still dirty. Why? (Answer: She is washing other people's clothes)

Second grade brain teasers and answers 1. How many elephants should I put in the refrigerator? Answer: three steps: open the door, install the elephant and close the door.

2. If you had a pair of wings, what would you do? Answer: Go to the hospital quickly.

A bear came from a distance to play an idiom. Answer: Come prepared (Bear English)

4. What is more annoying than crows? Answer: crow's mouth

After the princess got married, she stopped hanging mosquito nets. Why? Answer: She married the frog prince.

6. A companion is like a tiger (killing an animal) Answer: dinosaurs.

7. Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why? Answer: Because I have never seen a cat with glasses.

It takes an hour for a bird to fly 20 kilometers on the earth. How long does it take the bird to fly the same distance on the moon? Answer: Without air on the moon, that bird can't live on the moon.

9. In the zoo, the elephant has the longest nose. What is the second longest? Answer: Elephant.

10. How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: press it (silence)

1 1. What is smaller than bacteria? Answer: the son of bacteria

12. Who dares to stand on the tiger's head? Answer: lice

13. Is black-bone chicken better than white chicken? Why? Answer: black-bone chicken, because black-bone chicken can lay white eggs, but white chicken can't lay black eggs, right?

14. Ten sheep, nine in the sheepfold and one in the pigsty. Answer: cadence (one sheep squats wrong)

15. In Walk with Me, what happened after Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai became a pair of butterflies? Answer: Give birth to a pile of caterpillars.

16. The city gate is on fire (guess an animal) Answer: tropical fish.

17. Why do two tigers fight to the death and never give up? Answer: Because no one dares to stop fighting, under what circumstances can two tigers fit in one mountain? Answer: What are the left ears of male and female elephants like? Answer: Why is there no fish in the sea in the right ear? Answer: Cihai

18. Kangaroos and monkeys are competing in the high jump. Why did the kangaroo lose before it started jumping? Answer: Kangaroo fouled by jumping with both feet.

19. There is a pig who gets up every morning to run to lose weight. One day it ran very fast. At this time, there is a tree in front. It saw it, too, but it hit a tree and was killed. Do you know what this is about? Answer: Because pigs can't make sharp turns.

20. A little white+a little white =? Answer: white rabbit

2 1. What happens when Kirin flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream.

22. What chicken runs fast in the world? Answer: KFC chicken nuggets

23. What chicken runs slowly in the world? Answer: Nicole Kidman

24. Dog bites dog (guess idiom) Answer: Teeth are staggered.

25. A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why? Answer: I passed out

26. Lions and cheetahs run a 100-meter race on the grassland. If they start from the same starting point, when the lion runs to the end of 100 meters, the cheetah will only run to 90 meters. Now let the lion start from the starting point 10 meter, so who will reach the finish line first? Answer: the lion

27. A hunter can only shoot one meter with a shotgun. Why did he kill a rabbit 100 meters away? Answer: The gun is 99 meters long.

28. What are the panda's two wishes? Answer: Take a color photo and get rid of dark circles.

29. Why don't good horses turn to grass? Answer: Because the back is eaten up.

30. How black and white is the panda? Answer: much whiter.

3 1. A caterpillar crosses a river without a bridge. How can it get past it? Answer: Become a butterfly and fly there.

32. What is the answer to what will solidify when heated? Eggs.

33. What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? Answer: wake up and stop dreaming.

34. An animal looks like a cat from a distance. Answer: Tiger.

35. What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? Answer: No one knows.

36. What's the use of egg shells? Answer: Protect egg whites and yolks.

37. A dog stopped barking after crossing the wooden bridge. Guess idioms. Answer: I never forget anything.

38. Cows were called calves when they were young. What should rabbits and turtles be called when they were young? Answer: Son of a bitch, son of a bitch.

39. How many duck eggs are there in a dozen? Answer: it will break in a dozen.

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