"Oh hey! What's the matter with you? Nine of the ten calculation problems are wrong, and the remaining one has not been written yet. Why are there no math bacteria? " When I walked out of the office, I suddenly felt that the sky was dark and the sun and the moon were dull. "Oh, my God, Earth, which uncle Wenquxing made my math so disappointing!" I looked up at the sky and sighed, feeling very sad. Flowers cry for me, clouds cry for me.

Honey, what can I do to save you, my math?

Everyone knows that I am poor at math. But dear, do you know how much I have suffered for you? I struggled in your ocean of problems day and night. Your extravagant numbers and symbols make my hair dizzy, my eyes are swollen, my face is covered with little stars, and the swimming ring has come to join in the fun. People looked at me and said, "Oh, my God, you came from a serial. You are so scary! " I have a math festival every day for you. Your figure is like a ghost. You doze off in class and even drool. I also heard your heartbreaking cry: "Don't sleep, get up and save me, and teach me ..."

As you can see, it's not that I didn't save you, but that you are too strong for me to pull up. Do you still remember the last time, in order to understand the math problem that you only need one composition, I stood up miss siesta, sneaked into the library, rummaged through everything, searched for information, and wasted more than ten chapters of draft paper. Let the librarian think I robbed it! When I went to my teacher with a super-complex algebra result, the teacher stared at my novel-like problem-solving process, sighed or screamed, and remained motionless for a long time. "alas! Son, you belong to ... well, the fauvism when doing math, but the answer to this question is very abstract: 250. " "what! Two hundred and fifty! " I almost fainted. "God, Jesus, do you still have human nature? Oh, I forgot that you are not human. I am like Liu Bei in mathematics. Is it worth it? "

Don't call me a fool, I just bury myself in reading and don't know how to find a way. I did it. I often ask the math prince in our class to teach me experience. The problem is that my heart beats like a rolling train as soon as I see him. After a long time, my stomach and lungs will jump out with me. Who has the heart to listen to him?

But fortunately, there are many math experts in our class. At first, the boys were very willing to teach me, and gave me a difficult example and three exercises, none of which were asked, saying it was reasoning. But I'm too embarrassed to ask them. It's not that I can't do exercises. Do you know why? Because I can't even understand the examples! After a few days of tossing, everyone was impressed by our math IQ and wanted to back down. "Didn't you say you are near-re-embodiment? You are not busy with Hua Luogeng. " I pleaded. "Girl, with your IQ, even if Hua is alive, he can't help you." Soft cannot be hard. I hanged myself in tears for a long time, and they agreed with a sad face ... (article reading network: www.sanwen.net)

In the first month of the exam, my math miraculously exceeded 120. I raised my test paper and reported the good news to my brothers. "Look! Where there is a will, there is a way. 126! " "What? After all these years, it's your turn, but I don't know whether to date next time ... "Damn crow mouth, you're right. Mathematics in the mid-term exam fell from heaven to hell, and I felt sorry for my little daughter. "

You see, this is only my half-semester history of blood and tears. Let me talk about my ten-year cold window: in the second grade, I failed math for the first time, and the teacher punished me for doing 20 more math problems tomorrow; In the fourth grade, I failed math for the second time. My mother signed me up for a cram school, and I have to keep playing on weekends. After graduating from primary school, I failed math for the third time, and the reputation of the head teacher was destroyed in my hands; In the second day of junior high school, I failed math for the n th time, and my classmates laughed at my brain damage; In the third grade, I failed in math for the n+m time, and the teacher was almost crying, asking me if I fell down when I was a child …

Ah! What can save you, my math? I can't save you from the hot water, I'm in pain. But don't think that I have a crush on you because you are the hottest girl in the college entrance examination. If I don't treat you well, my dream of Tsinghua Peking University will only come to nothing. But the summer vacation is so rare, I want to devote myself to writing, and then contribute innovative compositions to realize my dream of changing characters into patterns. Just hang it there for the time being.

God bless you, amen!