2. Xiaoxian: My life has been broadcast live!
3, Xiaoxian: Wow, born hard, Yifei is charging the highest realm of infertility!
4. Fairy: You can't hang yourself on a tree, but try to die several times on several nearby trees.
5. Fairy: Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!
6. Fairy: I allow you to walk around in my world, but you are not allowed to run around in my world.
7. Fairy: Lisa, you brush tea. No, Lisa, you drink teeth.
8. Fairy: Whenever I find the key to success, someone will change it!
9. Fairy: As for me, there is no evidence of life except the ass print on the sofa.
10, Hu Yifei: I am not a casual person. Fairy: You don't look like a casual human being.
1 1, Xiaoxian: It's all customized anyway. Why use Hu Yifei? Lin Chi-ling (so evil)
12, Xiaoxian: As the saying goes, since Heaven has given talents, let them find jobs! Outdoor camping is a miracle.
13, Xiaoxian: I am not a casual person. Yifei: You don't look like a casual human being.
14, Xiaoxian: Believe me, drunk Ceng Xiaoxian is super handsome, and 24K is pure handsome.
15, Xiaoxian: The bachelor's degree and master's degree are all destroyed, and the male doctor can only protect himself. To win a female doctor, well, it's up to a saint.
16, Xiaoxian: This disgusting feeling will make all mankind, chrysanthemums tight and tigers tremble.
17, Xiaoxian: Yes, I signed up for another training class. Teacher: That's a midwifery training class.
18, Xiaoxian: You two have no food to eat, right?
19, Xiaoxian: I have learned a new game now, which is called playing coins with cows.
20. Fairy: Are you sure? You said the day before yesterday it was the day after tomorrow. Guangu: I testify that she said it was the day after tomorrow yesterday.
2 1, Xiaoxian: mine, hahahahahaha, is called Little King Kong with eyelashes.
22, Xiaoxian: University teachers flirt with disabled people, you will be red.
23. Fairy: Lisa Rong lisa, I curse you for eating instant noodles without seasoning in your life!
24. Xiaoxian: (looking at the new Princess Huanzhu) Do you think this guy looks like Zhang Wei or is it really Zhang Wei?
25, Xiaoxian: Fuck your grandmother's banana skin, this product is dead!
26, Xiaoxian: As the saying goes, wine is full of desire and has nothing to do with eating.
27. Fairy: Listeners and friends, I'm the good guy and I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.
28. Fairy: I really didn't know it on purpose. You can format me!
29. Xiaoxian: Zhang Wei, my chicken wings should be abnormal and spicy!
30. Fairy: You see, a good man is him, and he is my father.
3 1, Xiaoxian: Listener friends, the good man is me and I am Xiaoxian.
32. Hu Yifei: As the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so what is it in the eyes of the beauty? Fairy: Eye drops!
33. Fairy: Oh, I see, you are putting Bibishuang in a coffin to save face.
34. Xiaoxian: I can't see that you still know. What exactly do you do? Zhang Wei: engraving.
35. Fairy: The worst thing is not the content, but that they don't realize how bad the content is.
36. Fairy: If cakes can take shape naturally, why did humans invent ovens?
37. Xiaoxian: Calm down, not pretending. Grandson is faking it.
38. Fairy: Chen Meijia! (Huzaman turns back) Xiaoxian: Yo yo little thing, it's so chic.
39. Xiaoxian: Taking the tomb after death finally made up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death.
40. Fairy: Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.
4 1, Xiaoxian: Say what? You won't tell her a joke at this time, will you? Then you are really a joke.
42. Fairy: What do you want, to marry a Filipino or his mother?
43. Xiaoxian: She developed at the age of six! Ha ha ha, Tian Mu!
44. Fairy: If people with brain damage can fly, then this place is simply an airport.
45. Xiaoxian: This TM is ok, you are playing Altman!
46. Xiaoxian: Worse. You might as well use cucumbers instead of my microphone.
47. Fairy: Lisa, this is my roommate Ji Shen Guan Gu.
48. Meijia: Come on, you are secretly protecting the woman you love! Fairy: (laughs) What a lie.
49. Xiaoxian: Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.
50. Fairy: My soul has been violated! Zi Qiao: Does it still hurt?
5 1, Xiaoxian: Guan Guan is a hard-spoken but soft-hearted person. Guan Gu: Did you call Guan Guan?
52. Fairy: Listen to other people's stories and keep your own tears.
53. Xiaoxian: It's strange that such a high chassis can still play. Is this cat's leg longer than mine?
54. Fairy: You mean, it is a mouse, but its name is Xiao Qiang?
55. Fairy: Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.
56. Xiaoxian: Hey Guan Gu, there are two pigeons in this picture and a dead sheep below. What do you mean?
57. Xiaoxian: If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip. .
58. Xiaoxian: Hello, everyone. Welcome to Little Fairy's Appointment. I am your new fairy and friend. Ah, can we do it again?
59. Xiaoxian: You see, an irreplaceable, impeccable and incomparable good man has made such a happy decision. Supporting the site is a very technical job.
60. Fairy: I thought I was a god. I could settle myself and help all beings. But in the end, there was nothing. I'm sorry I couldn't help you realize your wish. I'm not God. I'm lonely.
Love Apartment 3 Quotations from Ceng Xiaoxian
1, Xiaoxian: Saving cats is a priority, and love is boundless.
2. Xiaoxian: Guan Guan is a hard-spoken but soft-hearted person. Guan Gu: Did you call Guan Guan?
3. Fairy: Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.
4, Xiaoxian: This is also fucking ok.
5. Xiaoxian: Yes, I signed up for another training class. Teacher: That's a midwifery training class.
6. Fairy: Mine, hahahahahaha, is called Little King Kong with eyelashes.
7. Xiaoxian: It needs to be broken. You might as well use cucumbers instead of my microphone.
8. Fairy: I really didn't know it on purpose. You can format me!
9. Fairy: Is the moon short-circuited?
10, Xiaoxian: Whenever I find the key to success, someone will change it!
Lisa, this is my roommate Guangu Ji Shen.
12, Xiaoxian: You two have no food to eat, right?
13, Xiaoxian: If an idiot can fly, then this is an airport.
14, Xiaoxian: Taking the tomb after death finally made up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death.
15, Xiaoxian: As the saying goes, wine has nothing to do with food.
16, Xiaoxian: Just like Zi Qiao.
17, Xiaoxian: Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!
18, Xiaoxian: This disgusting feeling will make all mankind, chrysanthemums tight and tigers tremble.
19, Xiaoxian: I have learned a new game now, which is called playing coins with cows.
20. Fairy: We can have dinner together at noon today.
2 1, Xiaoxian: Listeners, good people are me, and I am Ceng Xiaoxian.
22. Xiaoxian: As the saying goes, since Heaven has given talents, let them find jobs! Outdoor camping is a miracle.
23. Fairy: You see, a good man is him, and he is my father.
24. Fairy: You can't hang yourself on a tree, but try to die several times on several nearby trees.
25. Fairy: Chen Meijia! (Huzaman turns back) Xiaoxian: Yo yo little thing, it looks really chic.
26. Fairy: Welcome to your moon, my heart.
27. Xiaoxian: Yifei Xiao Fei Feifei
28. Xiaoxian: The bar doesn't sell wine, but sells salted fish.
29. Fairy: I am not a casual person. Yifei: You don't look like a casual human being.
30. Fairy: Lisa, you brush tea, no, Lisa, you drink teeth.
3 1, Xiaoxian: I stepped on a banana skin and fell down. I have to get up and keep pedaling. If I step on it, it won't slip.
32. Fairy: Oh, I see, you are putting Bibishuang in a coffin to save face.
33. Fairy: Fuck your grandmother's banana peel, this product is dead!
34. Xiaoxian: (looking at the new Pearl Princess) Do you think this guy looks like Zhang Wei or just Zhang Wei?
35. Fairy: It's all customized anyway. Why use Hu Yifei? Lin Chi-ling (so evil)
36. Xiaoxian: What are you talking about? You're not going to tell her a joke at this time, then you're really a joke.
37. Xiaoxian: She developed at the age of six! Ha ha ha, Tian Mu!
38. Fairy: If cakes can take shape naturally, why did humans invent ovens?
39. Xiaoxian: Believe me, drunk Ceng Xiaoxian is super handsome, and 24K is pure handsome.
40. Xiaoxian: Hey, Guan Gu, there are two pigeons in this picture and a dead sheep below. What do you mean?
4 1, Xiaoxian: If a college teacher molests a disabled person, you will become popular.
42. Xiaoxian: Are you sure? You said the day before yesterday it was the day after tomorrow. Guan Gu: I testified that she also said yesterday that it was the day after tomorrow.
43. Fairy: The worst thing is not the content, but that they don't realize how bad the content is.
44. Meijia: Come on, you are secretly protecting the woman you love! Fairy: (laughs) What a lie.
45. Xiaoxian: It's strange that such a high chassis can still play. Is this cat's leg longer than mine?
46. Fairy: My soul has been violated! Zi Qiao: Does it still hurt?
47. Fairy: Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without a golden hoop.
48. Xiaoxian: What pressure do you two young men and women with physical and mental disabilities have?
49. Xiaoxian: I want to eat my stomach when I pull it out.
50. Fairy: As for me, there is no sign of life except the ass print on the sofa.
5 1, Xiaoxian: Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.
52. Fairy: What do you want, to marry a Filipino or his mother?
53. Fairy: With my help, Nolan got divorced. To thank me, she took special care of me. It's a little obscene, bah, too obscene.
54. Fairy: Life is a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start again. Instead of dwelling on the past that cannot be changed, it is better to cherish the future with a smile, because there is no if in life.
55. Xiaoxian: What are your girls' health hobbies? They are surfing the Internet, shopping, surfing the Internet, shopping, watching TV, surfing the Internet and shopping.
Yifei: I came to enjoy the moon on the balcony. Fairy: Wow, what an exquisite reason (omitted here). Yifei: Then what are you doing here? Fairy: Enjoy the sunshine.
57. Xiaoxian: There are three kinds of people in this world, male, female and female doctor. Female doctors are fighters among human beings, wearing multiple auras.
58. Fairy: Why are all the good things yours? The bills are all mine. Fairy: I am not a casual person! Yifei: You don't look human!
59. Yifei: Have you thought it over? Why didn't she choose someone else and bring Ebie back? Fairy: It's sold out because of love madness.
60. Xiaoxian: In the past, advertisements were inserted in TV dramas. When the advertisement came out, all the audience went to the bathroom. It's a good thing to insert TV plays in advertisements now. As soon as the opening song came out, the whole audience went to the bathroom!
Quoted from ipartment and Ceng Xiaoxian.
1, I remember you used to be the top, but now how did you become the bottom tip?
2. Xiaoxian: Can you hit such a high chassis? Are its legs longer than mine?
3. Star or star, bitch or bitch.
4. Narcissism plus brain damage equals self-mutilation.
Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.
6. Life is a news broadcast, not to avoid changing channels.
7. Do you know what the flower language of clover is? Ceng Xiaoxian: Yes, yes!
8. Bite your finger or mine?
9. Being dead is not terrible. It's terrible to sit here and die.
10, there are caterpillars in the dish and iron wires in the vermicelli.
1 1. What's your situation? You can have at most one ID card.
12, it's not good to quarrel, so fight.
13, one surprised, ten years afraid of network cables.
14, it is better for a person to have fun than to have fun with others, and epilepsy is better than madness.
15, as long as you are happy and crazy, I am willing.
16, the hustle and bustle of the world are all floating clouds, and the tranquility in the book is eternal.
17, can you hit such a high chassis? Are its legs longer than mine?
18, hitting people is discouraged, and hitting the face hurts self-esteem.
19, either do your homework in advance or take a cheat sheet with you.
20. Dreadwind's lone star! He was stood up for his second marriage!
2 1, what is your seat? I am made of meat.
22. Hello, everyone. I am your new little saint and good friend.
23. Salespeople who don't want to be nannies are not good students.
24. All quarrels that don't aim at breaking up are to show love.
You must call me tonight, or I will write your name on the tablet.
26. Hey, Yifei, don't embarrass Zhang Wei. He only guesses girls' thoughts. You are different!
27. Do you know what the flower language of gourd is? Guangu: What medicine did you buy?
28. Then explain to me why there is a brick in your shoe that still glows. !
29. A patient fantasizes that he is a swallow and often gives me bird's nest. Later I knew he was spitting at me.
30. Remember, the sweat and tears you shed in college now are the water that entered your mind when you chose your major!
3 1, Brother Xian is also popular. When have I ever been so casual? Youyou: Have you ever been popular? Ceng Xiaoxian: If I tell Guan Gu about it, do you think you will be popular? How red is it? Red, crane top red, sunset red?
32. I have already talked to her. Watch the watch, sashimi and balloon: don't be angry!
33. The doctor opened his trouser legs first and laughed. I bet 100 yuan that this leg is the shortest in the country. Ceng Laoshi refused to accept it and said, Doctor, you lost. Look at my other one.
34. The Forbidden City mobile friendship reminds that the subscriber you dialed has crossed, and the roaming crossing task has not been opened. Please don't call again!
35. Ceng Xiaoxian: Brother Xian is also very popular. When have I ever been so casual? Youyou: Have you ever been popular? Ceng Xiaoxian: If I tell Guan Gu about it, do you think you will be popular? How red is it? Red, crane top red, sunset red?
36. There are so many weapons in China that you don't learn swords. I won't learn sword when I go up. Iron swords don't learn silver swords. Finally, I understood that man and sword are one, and I became a swordsman.
37. Yifei: Zhan Bo and I used to be conjoined babies. Before we were two years old, our brains were still growing together! Fairy: Yes, and then the doctor gave him all Zhan Bo's brains with a sharp knife!
38. No, The Devil's Stepmother has only 24 episodes. Guangu: But you have seen 40 episodes of Where Is My Mom Going, 80 episodes of Don't Cry After Divorce, and 160 episodes of Being a Daughter-in-law. Congratulations, you have experienced a woman's life!
Ipartment's touching quotations.
1, Yifei: Gee, you have written the word depressed on your face. You really can't tell if you can't read.
2. Xiaoxian: You two young men and women with physical and mental disabilities are under great pressure.
3. Meijia: 17 got 7,2748, Women's Day on March 8th, Labor Day on May 1st and Children's Day on June 1st.
4. Youyou: Have you ever been popular? How red is it? Red, crane top red, sunset red?
5, Yifei: The ancients said: Whether you are two or two, the second is there, no three no four.
6, Xiaoxian: This disgusting feeling will make all human beings, chrysanthemums tight, and the tiger body will be shocked.
7. Zhang Wei: A prospective lawyer is also a lawyer. Aren't rotten eggs eggs?
8. Zi Qiao: This is another surprise. Did you forget that Zhang Wei was scared to have a cerebral hemorrhage last time? Look, he's scared.
9. I like him, but that is the past tense and life is the future tense.
10, in our place, when boys are interested in girls, they will say leave a phone number!
1 1, Xiaoxian: As the saying goes, since Heaven has given talents, let them find jobs! Outdoor camping is a miracle.
12, Xiaoxian: Fuck your grandmother's banana peel, this product is dead!
13, the animal trainer he led was eaten by a lion and is dealing with the aftermath.
14, Guangu: It turns out that there is something more painful than listening to Ceng Laoshi's program, that is, waiting for his program to start.
15, Yifei: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?
16, Xiaoxian: Lisa Rong lisa, I curse you for eating instant noodles without seasoning all your life!
17, Xiaoxian: I stepped on a banana skin and fell down. I have to stand up and keep pedaling. If I step on it, it won't slip.
18, Youyou: You can also drink this. The instructions say that this milk powder can be drunk until the age of six.
19, Xiaoxian: You'd better volatilize your smell first!
20. Fairy: Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.
2 1, Xiaoxian: Never hang yourself from a tree. Try to hang yourself several times on several surrounding trees.
22. Youyou: There are no four-legged toads, but there are many four-legged accountants.
23. Fairy: Hello, everyone, I am your new fairy and a great friend.
24. Guan Gu: Surround him like those idiots, hahahaha.
25. Yifei: This is probably because all caring people have a Liang Shan face!
Nolan: Is he in love? Ceng Xiaoxian: No, he's a pervert.
27. Youyou: It's medium rare. Maybe you can swim after you put it back in the sea.
28. Do you know what the flower language of gourd is? Guangu: What medicine did you buy?
29. You can't go to the game because it's too anti-human.
30. Guan Gu: You have been working hard for more than a week. You should take measures to retreat to the sea.
3 1, Zi Qiao: It's strange that Guan Gu's friend is a strange man with poor taste in clothes.
32. Meijia: Then you don't need an umbrella in rainy days. Uh, will this grow mushrooms?
33. Yifei: Tell your unhappy things to make everyone happy.
34. Yifei: If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.
35. Yifei: I'll just Google you with Baidu.
36. Zi Qiao: Ten thousand is the same as one million, because I have no money!
37. Fairy: What are you talking about? You're not going to tell her a joke at this time, then you're really a joke.
38. Either do your homework in advance or take a cheat sheet with you.
39. Yifei's mother: Since you want to tell me next week, why did you call me so early? You are a bitch.
40. Zi Qiao: There is no conflict between helping others and having fun.
4 1, Zi Qiao: The so-called textbook is to expand an easy-to-understand noun into a bunch of sentences that no one can understand.
42. Zi Qiao: Did you get your head squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!
43. Fairy: As for me, there is no sign of life except the ass print on the sofa.
I once swore like a lamp that if I talked to him again, the lamp would go out.
45. Renting a house in Yifei: I found that there was too much money to spend, so I decided to rent another one and come over for a holiday at the weekend.
46. Psychologist? A word to fool you, scare you, get you.
47. Xiaoxian: Worse. You might as well use cucumbers instead of my microphone.
48. Meijia: I didn't expect you to be so sharp in math for so many years.
49. Xiaoxian: Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!
Zi Qiao: Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we will still dress appropriately. This is an attitude towards life.
5 1, Feng: Do you think I am a charlatan? We intellectuals have integrity!
52. Xiaoxian: As the saying goes, wine has nothing to do with eating.
53. Earn tickets. Buy a house. Pick up girls This is a real man.
54. Yumo: Not for me, but for my boyfriend.
55. Guangu: It turns out that women are made of water and Zhang Wei is made of phlegm. Youyou: How much does he have in his lungs?
56. Zhang Wei: That kind of smile is sweet and elegant, as if the spring breeze blows through Lugu Lake and the autumn rain soaks into Jiuzhaigou.
57. Zhang Wei: My advantages are: handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.
58. The noise in the world is all floating clouds, and the tranquility in the book is eternal. .
59. Yifei: Hu's art of war has a cloud, yellow robe is added to the body, forcing Liangshan, and taking the bottom out to turn the tide!
60. Yifei: I won't argue with an idiot, or others won't know who an idiot is.
Ipartment 4 touching quotations
Ipartment 4 touching quotations
1, I have been struggling since I was pregnant, but I finally decided to give birth to him because he is so cute.
2. As long as you are happy, I am willing to be crazy again.
I don't have to listen to what you say.
4, let you watch less idol dramas, will you not be stupid?
My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome.
6, I am not a locust, I am not a centipede, I only love my brother, perfect love.
7. Now all the performers are singing, those who can't sing are writing books, those who can't write books are acting, and those who can't play are singing. Showbiz is a circle.
8. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.
9. ipartment seems to be unconstrained, but everyone can find his own shadow in it. Whether you are stubborn, straightforward, cute and handsome, please don't forget to love yourself and your friends around you.
10, the most professional apology, pay attention to face to face, and express your apologies with your eyes.
1 1. Remember, the sweat and tears you shed in college now are the water that entered your mind when you chose your major!
12, the key is not what you think, but how to do it.
13, I know, your nature is not bad, you are just scared.
14, the world is really beautiful, and everything is just because we are too nervous.
15, life is like a play, one is in love, the other is married and has children. This is normal.
16, you have to help me check, I can't pick so many girlfriends.
17, the limits of human beings are created by a few people and cannot be generalized.
18, a good man is me, I am a good man.
19, if you are in love, don't miss the opportunity easily. Reckless, may make you regret for a while; Cowardice may make you regret it all your life.
20, don't look down on mental derangement, they are just different from your three views.
2 1. Life is a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start again. Instead of dwelling on the unchangeable past, it is better to cherish the future with a smile. Because of life, there is no if.
22. There must be two impulses in life, a desperate love and a tidbit that must be seen. Congratulations, you have finished the latter. A desperate love depends on yourself.
23. You told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain. You lied to me. It hurts. It hurts here.
24. I thought I was God, and I could settle myself and help all beings. But in the end, there was nothing. I didn't help you realize your wish. I'm sorry, I'm not God, I'm lonely.
25. Don't think you know me well. You are far from it. Who are you?
26. The angel is with you, and you are always the most beautiful.
27. Before marriage, there were other men who were kind to you. After marriage, you only have me. But after marriage, I must be kind to you so that you won't lose, right?
28. I know you and I don't want to force you. I know your nature is not bad, but you will be afraid.
29. Being dead is not terrible. It's terrible to sit here and die.
30. Some people are like this. You are ready, but you have missed the best chance to be together. I thought I had to be good enough to meet you, but I was the best when I met you.
3 1, I am responsible for your life, I am a person who is going to get married, and I should be down-to-earth in the face of real life.
When your dream may come, you need to keep your feet on the ground. If you can find a suitable part-time job, it is also excellent. Can not only cope with expenses, but also bear the kindness of love.
33. Another cuckold. Looks like your greening is good!
34. I understand that all the tears I shed now are the water in my mind when I chose my major.
35. An affair is not waiting alone, but giving to each other.
36. In these three hours, we all gained unprecedented peace, without anger, anxiety, entanglement and fear. Now, we realize that the world is really beautiful, and everything is just because of us, so nervous.
37. I did a test on the happiness index of love, and I only got 4 questions out of 100. One point below the worst gear, I can't even find the conclusion. Besides, I cheated.
38. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.
39. At a certain time and place, complete the sentence/pay close attention to the place where the petals float. Yes, that place is called ipartment.
40, a light-year away, if love is first seen. The four monsoon comes, and this life is a companion.
4 1, I know you, and I don't want to push you. I know your nature is not bad, but you will be afraid that I want to wait with the baby until one day, but I'm sorry, I'm afraid I'm afraid I can't wait.
42. The hustle and bustle of the world are all floating clouds, and the tranquility in the book is eternal.
43. You didn't take such a precious historical photo!
44, but very domineering, isn't it? Do you remember that night when you helped me get my bracelet back?
Liu Yiyang's touching quotations.
Liu Yiyang's touching quotations.
1. Tong and I have gone beyond the relationship of love. We are related now.
Never give up until the last moment. It's not luck to get good things in the end. Sometimes, you have to work hard in front to meet unexpectedly!
I don't regret it, because I am not qualified to regret it. Eight years in love and one year in marriage. I know what I got and what I lost. It took me nine years to understand a truth, which is worthwhile.
Dear, you are so kind to me that I can't repay you. I have to promise myself.
I have no car, no money, no house and no diamond ring, but I have a heart to accompany you to your old age. When you are old, I will still carry you and be your crutch. When you have no teeth, I will chew them up and feed them to you. I will wait for you to die, or I will leave you alone in this world, and no one will take care of you. As a ghost, I won't be at ease. Tong Qianjia, I love you.
6. We got married voluntarily. Starting today, we will shoulder the responsibilities and obligations entrusted to us by marriage, respect and care for each other, trust and encourage each other, understand and accommodate each other, and love each other for life!
7. I must make overall plans, plan ahead, think carefully about our future life and be far-sighted.
8. Details triumph over love. I have nothing better than you except that I love you more than you love me. I, Liu Yiyang, have been defending the dignity of my lover. I didn't know a truth until today, what is nothing.
9. Money is inherently unclean.
10, I want to give you the best life. I want you to smile every day. I don't want you to squeeze into the bus and subway every day. I don't want you to force yourself to be strong.
1 1. You are so hurt that my heart is broken. I want a knife. Let me show you. As broken as dumpling stuffing.
12, I promised Chairman Mao that I care about you!
13, the goal of my life is to make you happy in your childhood, make the whole family happy, and make our children happy. Tong Qian Jia: Really? I don't know. Liu Yiyang: A gentleman can't talk about these things. What is happiness? Happiness is not what you decide, but what you really want to do.
14, rich and affectionate. What's the use of being handsome? Can I use it as a credit card in the bank? What's the use of good character? Can I eat it on the table?
15, the wife is always right; Second, the wife just made a mistake in the sentence and followed the first rule.
16, I think I am a failure. It is not manly to make my wife worry about money.
My name is Liu Yiyang, and I got married today. My bride's name is Don Qian Jia. She is beautiful and generous. I will love her all my life and give her happiness. I want everyone in Jiangzhou to know that I am from Qian Jia!
18, the most important thing to come out to work is to be in a good mood. If you do this, you will feel heavier at work than when you go to the grave.
19, let the wife worry about money, not very manly.
20. Tong Qian Jia, I beg you to marry me. Although I have no money, car, house or diamond ring, I have a heart to accompany you to your old age. When you are old, I will still carry you behind my back. When you lose your tooth, I will chew it up and feed it to you. I will die after you die, or I will leave you unattended in this world. I will be a ghost. Tong Qianjia, I love you. Marry me!
2 1. There are only two things in this world that can make women happy. One is Audi and the other is Dior.