My classmate was bitten by a snake in the same place now. I heard someone say that if you take a hundred steps, you will die! But now he insists on going down to see a doctor! He has just taken 99 steps. I think he has one more step to live. Then I caught a few hundred-step snakes to bite him, and I bit him dozens of times. It should be able to accumulate thousands of steps. result ...

2. What is1+1?

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, 1+ 1=? Xiao Ming replied, "20 yuan." The teacher asked; "Who told you that? Xiao Ming replied, "Washington. "

The teacher told Xiaoming to stand in the corner. After class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming how he felt. Xiao Ming replied, "That's cool!" The teacher said, "Now, come to my office." Xiao Ming replied, "Dear, let's go together."

3. 1+ 1 equals to how many new editions?

Mom asked Xiao Ming: 1+ 1 What is it? Xiao Ming only cares about eating, just casually saying that he doesn't know. Mother said: git. Mom asked again: How much do I add up with you? Xiao Ming answered: Two fools!

One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, 1+ 1=? Xiao Ming replied, "I don't know." The teacher asked Xiaoming to ask his parents. Xiao Ming asked his mother who was on the phone, "20 yuan." Xiaoming asked his father who was reading a book, "Washington." Xiao Ming asked his brother who was eating ice cream, "How cool!" Xiao Ming asks his sister who is dating. "Honey, let's go together."