A girl named Asu was born in the delivery room of a hospital in Shanghai (until 1 1 years later, Asu, with a rather low education, suddenly found out that it was cuckoo chasing the emperor, not melon chasing the emperor as she thought).

Under the education of his mother, Asu began to learn to read and recite poems at the age of three, but today, after 1 1 years, there are still tens of millions of words that he can't read, and many words have been mispronounced for several years. The well-known poems in Tang and Song Dynasties are basically just a course "Goose, Goose, Goose and Quxiang Tian Ge".

Mention "Goose, Goose, Goose, think about Tian Ge." Jason can't help but sigh the importance of IQ and talent, and thinks that what Robin wrote at the age of seven can be passed down to this day, and it is in an eternal rather than eternal way. Where's Ash? It's a pity that every time she scratches her hair, she still can't write an article that can get high marks. This kind of terror will also hurt irrelevant people. ...

Ash and Pizza Hut.

When I was a child, because Ashi's parents didn't seriously educate her to use chopsticks, until now, Ashi changed her mind and liked Pizza Hut, a place with many knives and forks when eating with friends.

Speaking of Pizza Hut, Asher really loves and hates Zhao Min, because Asher once spent a lot of money to invite others to eat here, and let others endure the pain of bleeding and invite her back.

Ashe's saddest experience was to invite a friend who had just returned from military training to dinner. In the dim restaurant of Pizza Hut, there is the following dialogue:

"Son, you have lost weight!"

"Yes!"

"You are black!"

"Yes!"

"I want to invite you to dinner today! Make it up to you! "

"Ah ..."

So Xu's friend couldn't wait to grab the menu from the waiter. Then she began to read proudly. Then Xu began to regret and wanted to cry. People will be bullied when they have a conscience and reviled when they have no conscience. Xu never imagined that she would eat her more than 300 yuan without conscience. Xu watched her drink five bowls of soup and one bowl at a time. She held the pizza in her hand and began to bite. Then she expressed her fascination with those cakes, French fries, mutton kebabs, cuttlefish balls and so on without looking up. She was still wolfing down until Ash paid the bill. Ashe is surprised and depressed! The result is: in the next three months, Asher never had the courage to walk into the door of Pizza Hut, and he was extremely sad!

Ash has a friend who is left-handed and doesn't know much about the left knife and the right fork. Moreover, he thinks Pizza Hut's knife is too blunt, and he often makes some harsh noises by rubbing it with his knife and fork. This behavior was finally said to him at a group dinner by a waiter with a kind smile: "Kid, isn't the knife good?" I'll change it for you. In addition, it is the left knife and the right fork ... "Xu's friend did not regard this behavior as a kind reminder, but a kind of disdain. When the very young and beautiful waiter came to change a set of tableware for her, Xu's friend said to her, "Aunt, please give me a cup of hot water. She deliberately stretched the word aunt for a long time. ) "After a while, have a drink. Add a slice of lemon. (he still dragged on the word "aunt" for a long time. ) "In an instant, a glass of ice water came over. She said to the waiter, "Aunt, give me a glass of water. It's hot on the top and cold on the bottom, with lemon slices in the middle." The waiter was about to vomit blood, and since then no one has cared about sharpening her knife before meals.

One day, Ash made an appointment with some friends who love coffee to chat, and they met at Pizza Hut. I didn't know until I got there that the highest coffee there was "latte". Ash and his friends asked for a bundle of ice water, which was mixed with lemon slices in the absence of Blue Mountain, Mocha and Ireland. They said, "It's a pleasure to drink too much good coffee and water occasionally."

Ashe said that all her experiences, encounters or parting with many friends were spent in this pizza shop. She has unspeakable feelings for it: how much she misses it, how warm it is, and how much she depends on it. She thinks she loves it and this place very much. She feels kind and warm, and thinks that there will always be good friends waiting for her in the lobby of Pizza Hut. ........

Xu was born in a good family when he was a child, at least he seemed to be a good boy. Because of this, others always look down on her, then suddenly realize, and then continue to look down on her.

Because people always have no impression of childhood, and Asher's IQ is lower than most people, Asher's memory began in kindergarten, which was not terrible for her before.

Ash had a good relationship with kindergarten teachers when he was in kindergarten. People who are not very clever are prone to make the mistakes of being spoiled and arrogant. Obviously, Asher is the best among them (maybe she can only get addicted to the best in this field). When Xu was a child, he often stared at the ceiling during his nap. Sometimes he knows how to cherish the opportunity to bully the children sleeping next to him and scratch others' itching spots. A person curled up proudly in a towel or quilt, giggling into a ball. The teacher always turns a blind eye and indulges her in developing laughing nerves. On one occasion, the music teacher showed Ashe her wedding photos, which made Ashe even more sleepless.

It turns out that there is a glimmer of light. In order to make the already beautiful kindergarten more beautiful, the kindergarten invited several kind old uncles to decorate the house. One day, Xu Shang finished the toilet and saw a small and beautiful thing scattered in the corner. Because of his short knowledge, Xu suddenly took a piece and threw it downstairs, and then heard a groan. A few minutes later, Xu was arrested and brought to justice. It turned out that Xu hit her beloved cooking grandmother with a mosaic. The teacher asked her to buy an old hen to supplement the old woman's body, and this vicious incident ended. (But the chicken has not been cashed today after 1 1 years. )

Originally, this kind of collapse should not be said, but it included many firsts in Asher's life, such as the first time he saw a mosaic, the first time he was injured and saw real human blood, and the first time he knew that eating an old hen could replenish his body.

When Ash was 6 years old, his family bought a 32-inch color TV. Since then, Ashe has been addicted to TV.

Once, Xu watched a terrible TV program about the police solving a case. There is a forensic doctor in it, who is very smart and courageous. Ash worshiped him in a mess. For the first idol in life, Asher studied knowledge of nature at that time. She studies hard and listens to the teacher attentively in class, because she thinks that knowledge of nature is always related to anatomy in the future. ...

Ash was born.

Asher was very thin after entering primary school. The teacher got a headache when she saw her and wouldn't let her be a class cadre. Therefore, Asher has never been a lever or a small cadre.

School life is very free, so Xu and her classmates came up with fun ways. They thought about it and turned their minds to Xu's beautiful and fun kindergarten. When they realized that there was no night shift, a group of people took brooms and rags to the kindergarten to serve the children. In fact, they just went to play something they haven't played for a long time. It was fun. Xu has a chubby and lovely classmate who was a little stronger when playing trampoline that day. Make an ugly hole in the seemingly solid trampoline. Ash and her classmates were so scared that they forgot to take the rag. They ran out of the kindergarten in a few seconds and never dared to go again.

In the sixth grade, Asher went to a better middle school and did well in the graduation exam and later selection exam. Teachers often tutor them.

When he was a tutor, Xu was very restless. He often secretly transfers the rubber pencils and even textbooks of his classmates behind him to the drawers of his classmates next to him, and then pretends to borrow rubber pencils from the "victims". He suddenly found that everything was gone, just like disappearing out of thin air. Xu kindly helped him find it again, and then found his lost items somewhere and shyly accepted others' thanks.

When filling in the volunteers, Xu found that there were always so many brothers and sisters close to him. They don't mind that Xu always does bad things, because Xu wrote the name of this school and also wrote the same name in his volunteer. At that time, Xu was unmoved, but he was happy to go to a strange place to take the exam, and there were still many familiar people with him.

The school she filled in is very famous and many people want to go in. Perhaps because of this, it is not easy to get into the exam. Many people who went to the exam with her failed. She's a little sad. She didn't get high marks, but she was lucky enough, so she went to school. Dad said that after leaving her old friends, she would have new friends. Asher thought that there would be new good classmates like brothers and sisters.

When I was in junior high school for three years, Asher got into the habit of eating an apple every day (the teacher said that eating too many apples would turn white, but Asher just didn't eat it). Ashe's eyesight dropped from two 1.5 degrees to 350 degrees, and Ashe's lovely nose had a pair of glasses. Friends say she looks better with glasses than without them. Ash is very proud of this. Ash's appearance changed greatly from 65438 degrees to 6500 degrees.

After military training in the sun 10 minutes, Asher, who looked strong, fainted. Nobody really believed her when she said it. Some students have long said that she fainted because of lack of military training. Dad criticized her for lack of exercise. )

At the beginning of school, the stupid Lao Xu could hardly say that his homework was difficult. Xu's math teacher often stops her in the corridor and tells her that you must work hard. However, Xu's mathematics has not made any progress, and Xu is in a hurry. What's the use of complaining that mathematics is so difficult to learn? When buying side dishes, you don't have to discuss trigonometric functions with farmers' uncles. You don't always have to hold a calculator to calculate the action potential of the plane at high altitude, and accelerate the centripetal force with the flight attendant during flight. Asu's mother often knows what Asu thinks and cuts out an article from the newspaper to show Asu. The title of the article is that students nowadays don't seem to need to know a lot, but they are not proficient, just like taking a bath in a cotton-padded jacket. Xu applauded loudly and decided to introduce this article in his speech in Chinese class. By the way, he criticized the current examination system, saying that all-round development is actually comprehensive and mediocre. We wish her success. )

It was in junior high school that Xu became obsessed with money. According to the school regulations, you can't enter the school without a school badge, you must buy one at the door to enter. One day, Xu unfortunately forgot to bring it. In order not to use the money, she blew the wind at the door for a quarter of an hour and waited until a classmate she knew hooked someone else's shoulder before sneaking in.

In the first grade, Ashe's father bought her a computer that was ok, and Ashe had her own mailbox and nickname. When Ashe picked up nickname, there was a match between Manchester United and Arsenal on TV. Ashe glanced at DavidBeckbam, Ashe's favorite athlete. Ash made a decision without thinking. From then on, a silly girl named BD appeared on the Internet. Sue can't think fast. It took a long time to find that BD is the abbreviation of something on the street corner (the street corner is the toilet, so it is named because it is located at the corner of their school building). Sue is lazy and unhappy about changing her email address and nickname, so she still uses that disgusting name to laugh at generous families.

It is an extraordinary summer vacation to rise from Grade One to Grade Two.

Xu suddenly fell in love with singing and forgot that he was a tone-deaf guy. It never seems to have happened. Xu often sings loudly with headphones on. The high notes can't be hung up, and the low notes have to be out of tune. She didn't stop. She often forgets the lyrics or simply changes what others have worked so hard to write. When school started, she didn't know how to restrain herself and continued to sing loudly.

Ash and Xu.

Xu is Xu's best heterosexual friend.

Xu is tall, like an athlete. Fluffy short hair, resolute face with water chestnut. In fact, Xu is not a particularly handsome boy, but his temperament cannot be ignored. Ash is also attracted by this temperament. She fell in love with Xu.

Xu seems to like Xu too, calling her a little girl. He will sweat profusely after physical education class in Ashe. When he is exhausted, he will hand over a pack of paper towels and a can of drinks, and then throw away the garbage, which is very considerate. Moreover, Xu always looks at Xu with a smile and gentle eyes. Whenever this time, Xu always pretends to be angry and says, "What are you looking at? Watch your eyes! " Xu smiled and spread out his hands, shook his head and sighed helplessly: "Hey! Very delicious. " Ash swung his fist at his back. He walked to the side of a mountain and quickly stretched out two fingers and shook them in front of Ash. She knows the meaning of these two fingers-tenderness. This is a sentence that Xu often says. Xu said, Xu is like a rose with thorns. Whoever wants to touch it will not only ruin the beauty of the flower, but also hurt himself because of the thorns on it. Ash wisely replied, "You are an exception!" Xu smiled and said nothing.

Suddenly, Xu's birthday arrived. With the blessing of her friends, she entered the age of 18. Xu didn't come on his birthday. Xu's eyes kept drifting to the door, and she knew what she was expecting. ......

Enough arguing, friends dispersed one by one. Xu curled up on the sofa, looking at a room full of cups and saucers, but doing nothing, just quietly staying by the phone. The ticking of the clock kept beating on her heart. At this time, the phone rang, and the bell rang like a cheerful deer. Ash grabbed the phone and said, "Hello, who are you looking for?" "Looking for you, little girl. I can't come now. Can you come out now? " "Yes, where are you?" "It's downstairs." Ash quickly put on his shoes and ran downstairs. Just out of the stairs, a big bouquet of perfume lilies pressed on her face. "Congratulations on getting one year older, little girl." "Why not send roses?" Ash shouted and moved the flowers. "Roses are for lovers!" The florist looked at her with a smile on his face. "But I like it." Ash muttered. At this time, Ashe saw clearly that the person who sent the flowers was wearing a ball suit. "Are you going to play basketball?" "Yes, little girl, do you want to see it?" "Yes, of course!" So, in the evening of 18, Xu wore a long skirt and sat on the steps of the stadium with a large bouquet of perfume lilies, watching Xu run on the stadium in the afterglow of the sunset. The afterglow was sprinkled on Xu, which was beautiful and she was very satisfied. ......

The days passed like this. Xu met a beautiful girl named Jing 'er, with beautiful hair and peach blossom face, graceful and elegant, just like an angel who fell into the mortal world. Xu and she became good friends. Finally, one day, Xu introduced her to Xu and proudly said to Xu, "With such a beautiful woman around every day, you have to eat more." Xu pointed his finger at Xu's face and said with a smile, "No wonder you are getting fat again." Xu and Xu are laughing, and your son is laughing. Xu turned away and looked at his son. Xu saw Xu's eyes flashing in vain. .......

Since then, Asher, Xue and Jinger have often played together. Once upon a time, Xu and Xu went to invite your son out to play together. Now it is often Xu and Ginger who ask Xu to play together. In the past, Ash and Xu talked a lot. Now, Xu and Jinger talk so much that sometimes they don't even dare to interrupt. Ash was completely abandoned in their world and became an invisible man. What made her even more uneasy was that she found that Xu's eyes began to blur. Asher felt annoyed and helpless: Xu was gradually leaving her.

One day in May, your son's birthday. Ashe happily went to your son's house with a big box of good chocolates, ready to surprise her. Standing across the street, Xu saw a familiar figure appear downstairs in his son's house. It really is Xu! He still holds a handful of rose-decorated lover grass in his arms! A sentence that Xu said suddenly rang in Asher's ear: "Roses are for lovers." The excitement soon cooled down. Then, Xu's heart suddenly contracted-she saw a girl in a white dress floating in the air and took flowers from Xu's hand. It is your son! Suddenly, Xu's throat felt suffocated like being strangled, and he couldn't get rid of it if he wanted to. He just stood there blankly. Xu and Jin are talking and laughing. Xu wanted to cry when he looked at it, but his eyes were unusually dry. He couldn't help looking at the chocolate in his hand, but he saw his black suit. Ash has no heart. Your son is like a princess, but she is the cruel old witch, standing across the street jealous of her and the prince's happiness. Xu looked up and saw Xu waving his hands and yelling at her. Xu's heart sank. Did they see themselves? Ash quickly turned around and pretended to talk to the boy next to the telephone booth. She knew her mouth was moving, but her brain was blank. The boy looked at her in amazement as if he had seen a ghost. Xu's mouth kept moving, but his eyes glanced at the opposite side intentionally or unintentionally. They're gone! Chocolate is useless. Xu gave it to the boy who had been staring at her, said "send you" and turned away, leaving him dumbfounded.

Walking in the street, thinking about Xu's sentence: "Roses are for lovers". Xu felt bored and his nose was sore. He wanted to yell at everyone in the street. She rushed home, threw herself on the bed and burst into tears. Everything is in tears, such as the revival of everything. Happiness with Xu, communication with your son ... Happiness and pain are intertwined with her heart. This eager feeling tore her into thousands of pieces. It's broken, which is good. Don't be sad anymore. But the pieces came back one by one, and every time they came back, they cut a blood hole in Asher's heart, and the wound was full of blood. .........

A period of time passed quietly. Snubbed Ginger and escaped Xu.

After a short holiday, the school started again, and the relationship with Xu was still lukewarm. Xu stopped Xu several times, awkward, and was severely interrupted by Xu. She thinks she can't forgive him, at least not now!

One weekend night, Xu passed the gym with a book in his hand and saw Xu playing basketball. Xu has not seen Xu play basketball for half a year. Xu still left and right as before. Xu sat on the steps, chin cupped in his hands, watching quietly. Memories came to mind, and she remembered the game six months ago ... Xu jumped up and dunked. The afterglow of the setting sun was covered by a veil.

Just as Xu was watching, she suddenly felt a quiver in her heart. Something is disintegrating and disappearing until she is destroyed ... she is suddenly released. Xu, the boy who once occupied a place in Xu's heart, inadvertently walked out of the rose garden she regarded as a holy place in time. Since then, Xu and Xu have become very calm, and Xu has become Xu's heterosexual friend.

So she stood up, shook the book in her hand vigorously and shouted, "Xu, come on, come on!" " "