Recently, "Mathematics really makes people bald" boarded a hot search, which attracted the attention of netizens. I believe there are still many people who don't understand what "mathematics really makes people bald" like I did before. What's going on here?

Is math really bald? Convex functions make people bald.

Let people with low IQ (like me) go bald, but smart people won't.

To tell the truth, I haven't seen many professors who are bald. On the contrary, it is those middle-aged people who smoke and drink every day and stay up late to rub hemp. However, people who do math research are more likely to get Alzheimer's disease when they retire, and the high-speed brain suddenly stops him, you know.

Not only mathematics, but also experts and professors in various disciplines have sparse hair. It is normal to lose your hair excessively with your brain.

I remembered my advanced algebra teacher, whose hair never grew long, and finally I knew it was a wig.

I'm going to throw up just looking at mathematical statistics.