Do you have a problem a week? What's the problem?

X: Do you usually read books? (doing actions)

G: what style?

X: What we say here is not close to what we say at all.

G: Stop blowing, stop blowing. Let me tell you something. Crosstalk actors should read more books and study more.

Oh, you read books, too.

G: of course.

Xu: Do you like credentials? Looking at foreign documents?

G: China's book

Xu: Then why not read foreign books?

High: Limited level, do not know foreign words.

X: Who said that?

G: What happened?

X: You know foreign languages.

G: I know foreign Chinese characters?

X: I saw you chatting with others online. Your nickname is an English name.

G: I don't know the word two yet.

Xu: S B ah

G: oh, yes, ah! ?

X: I especially admire this. . .

G: Stop it. Don't give me your number. What is b? That's more like it.

X: What's that?

G: not at all. Our nickname, English name, is Super Boy. Hey, how about this pronunciation! There is a reason for this. Super girl was popular on TV the other day. We should learn from him, super man!

Synchronization: Super

G: boy!

Xu: Boy!

G: yes!

X: short for S.B.

G: Why do you always have a problem with this name?

X: I saw you chatting, and all your friends called you that.

G: They like me.

X: I like you.

G: of course.

Xu: This means that evolution has not been completed.

G: Who talks like that? Who hasn't fully evolved?

X: Listen to me.

G: why?

Xu: Read foreign languages.

G: I still have to read foreign languages.

Xu: Ah, it can completely evolve.

G: What book are you reading?

Xu: Evolution theory.

G: evolution?

X: Ah!

G: I haven't heard this passage. Was it written before liberation? Traditional cross talk.

X: The roots of the ears are too narrow.

G: I haven't heard of it.

X: You don't even know that.

G: Huh?

Xu: I was thinking that there is an old Darwin in Fanbang.

G: Wait a minute. Will you go back to China? Well, that's still.

X: It was written by Mr. Darwin.

G: It was written by Darwin. I don't know.

X: You should respect this name.

G: You must respect it.

X: The army.

G: That's what foreigners call it.

X: Old man.

G: How old is it?

X: That's because the poor are not afraid of the next generation.

G: Probably by measuring him for a living.

Xu: I wrote this book about evolution.

G: He wrote this.

X: You should have a look.

G: See what's the use.

Xu: Look at this complete point of your evolution.

G: Can I fully evolve?

X: I can cure your hydrocephalus.

G: Who has hydrocephalus? How can you talk?

X: That's a compliment.

G: Is there such a compliment?

Oh, you don't know about hydrocephalus.

G: I don't know

Xu: The disease of wealth, if not the profound family background.

G: Huh?

Xu: If you weren't your third-generation leader, you wouldn't get this disease.

G: what is it?

Xu: Everyone here, who dares to say that he has hydrocephalus?

G: not exactly.

X: I didn't even think about it.

G: Yes, I have been here. Starting today, I declare hydrocephalus.

X: Ah.

G: I've had hydrocephalus for more than ten years.

Xu: hydrocephalus is good.

G: that's right. I have this disease.

Look at this theory of evolution.

I have hydrocephalus.

Xu: With this wonderful book, it shows that you are knowledgeable.

G: I can know some things.

Xu: People know everything as soon as they talk about cross talk.

G: there is this sentence.

Let me ask you something. Do you know what happened a hundred years ago?

G: The book says that I have read it. This is called history.

Xu: Do you know what happened a million years ago?

G: One million years. . I don't know.

X: That's it. Just look at evolution.

G: By reading this book, can you tell something about 1 million years ago?

Xu: Go and brag to others. I know everything about a million years ago.

G: Oh.

Xu: Don't think that hydrocephalus doesn't know this.

G: Don't say that. You don't know.

Xu: How could I not know?

G: What did you know a million years ago?

X: I'm good at wrangling.

G: What do you mean by long-term ability?

Xu: What did I tell you a million years ago?

G: Let's hear what you have to say.

X: Too many.

G: what's the matter

X: Can I understand that? Besides, I don't know what happened a million years ago, that is, a day ago.

G: What's not clear about a day?

X: There are so many things I don't know.

G: Oh.

For example, I got up at 7 am yesterday.

G: is that clear?

X: Open your eyes, stretch, turn over and look at your watch.

G: how about that?

X: At 7: 20.

G: Get up.

X: Have a good sleep.

G: I slept again.

Xu: Open your eyes again, reach out, wipe away the vague things and wipe away the saliva.

G: no hygiene.

Xu: Lift the bedding to disperse the smell.

G: What is this habitual action?

X: I hit it four times.

G: I am counting.

X: reach out and tickle, 6 times on the left shoulder and 8 times on the right hipbone.

G: obsessive-compulsive disorder.

X: Stretch and look at your watch.

G: What time is it?

X: 1 1: 30

G: Get up.

X: Sorry, go back to sleep.

G: Still sleeping?

X: Ah.

G: it's not a pig anymore. You're eating, waiting to die. What a pity!

X: That's what the woman next to me said about me.

G: Everyone says that about you.

Xu: You are a pig. Get up and leave.

G: let's go.

Xu: I'll see trouble when I get back from school later.

G: I stayed at their house last night.

So you can see the friendship between our brothers.

G: What else do you have?

X: That's what I mean.

G: Don't talk about it. What's the difference between people a million years ago and people today? Can you answer this?

X: This problem is easy to solve.

G: There is a problem.

Xu: People today and people a million years ago.

G: What's the difference?

X: The difference is too great.

G: Tell me about it.

First of all, modern people have developed brains and simple limbs.

G: What about the past?

Xu: Simple limbs and developed brains.

G: Is it different?

Xu: Did you hear the same thing?

G: Nonsense, everyone has heard the same thing.

Xu: What I just said was misnamed, you know?

G: Why is he wrong?

Xu: People in the past had developed limbs and simple minds.

G: Oh, just the opposite. Can you explain it?

X: Why? Because primitive people used to have to go out hunting.

G: hunting.

Xu: You must be stronger than a wild animal to get enough to eat.

G: survival.

Xu: There is a saying in the theory of evolution.

G: which sentence?

X: extremes meet, and the fittest survive.

G: I've heard of this sentence.

Xu: So this man was a muscular man at that time.

High: strong.

However, there are also people who are in poor health.

G: OK.

X: Then you must be hungry.

G: That can't be helped.

Xu: But you can't wait to starve to death.

G: Exactly.

X: Several people are chatting together.

G: Have a meeting.

X: Give me an idea. I said feng, their ancestors.

G: just a moment, please My name has been decided in advance? Then there will be us, our ancestors.

Xu: Isn't this just to make people understand and separate the characters?

G: So you can understand?

Xu: Then, when I say Savage A, how can I be Savage B?

G: All right, these two crosstalk performers. Savages also have a and b?

Xu: Why Savage C? You three sons, stand there and say. .

G: Forget it. Let's just say that.

X: He made it very clear just now.

G: Everyone understands.

X: When I say ancestors,

G: that sounds awkward.

X: We can't go on like this.

G: OK.

X: I'm hungry and dizzy every day. Look, Cao Yunjin, their ancestor, is hungry.

G: how about that?

X: I'm going to shoot elephants alone.

G: Isn't that fatal?

An elephant gave me a seat. It's convenient to go home,

G: Why?

X: I didn't open the door, so I went in through the door.

G: OK, it's flat.

X: It is estimated that it has affected heredity.

G: Where did this thing come from?

Xu: His descendants probably all like photos.

G: I said Cao Yunjin was slim.

Xu: Besides, their ancestors.

G: Mr. Wang

X: I'm hungry. Grab honey from the bear.

G: looking for bad luck.

Xu: Let the bear explode (four sounds).

G: That's true.

Xu: I gave mugwort a full head of hair.

G: That's how it happened.

X: Because the bear is afraid of bird flu, he doesn't eat eggs.

G: how about eggs?

X: I must die.

G: This is killing me.

Xu: Although I came back alive, it is estimated that my genes have also been affected.

G: Bald family.

Xu: His children and grandchildren are all eggs.

G: Just say yes.

X: What do you suggest? We must think about it. . . Hey. . Me and you. . Ancestors of Gao Feng, I have talked with you for a long time. Why don't you talk to me?

G: say something.

X: Say something.

G: yes.

X: Your ancestor is coming. He won't talk to you.

G: It smells like this. Why?

Xu: (learning from him) He went hunting and let the hippo have a look, which scared the hippo to hydrocephalus.

(Audience laughs)

G: Stop clapping.

X: It is estimated that it has affected the genes.

G: This thing is hereditary, isn't it?

X: That's what I mean.

G: What do you mean? this is

X: Just these fabrics.

G: What do you mean by materials?

X: I can't think of any good ideas.

G: What should we do?

X: Well, then find a wise man.

G: and smart people?

X: Ah.

G: who is it?

Xu: the ancestor of.

G: I guess it's him.

X: Yes, I received it.

G: Go and find it.

X: Our ancestors had an idea.

G: What do you have in mind?

Xu: Can't you go hunting for branches? When you touch that thing, it will break.

G: that's right

X: You can't even lift a stone.

G: what's this?

X: Don't take advantage.

G: OK.

X: Why not combine these two things?

G: that's clever.

X: Find a thick, long wooden stick and tie a sharpened stone to the front. Hmm (cough)

Who, this is a surprise and deception?

Xu: In this way, under the illumination of wisdom and labor, our ancestors led all mankind into the Neolithic Age.

You're not ashamed, son.

X: How unforgettable.

G: not beautiful. That man's ancestors can't tell who it is. That's more like it.

Xu: You call this jealousy.

G: What are you jealous of? You are shameless.

X: If you have tools, you must have mounts.

G: Yes, there must be transportation.

X: Otherwise, the speed will not go up.

G: instead of walking?

X: That's when your ancestors came out.

G: of course.

Xu: The ancestors of Gaofeng were alert. Let me give you an idea.

G: Tell me about it.

X: Let's ride an elephant.

G: I can't live without this elephant.

Xu: It's awesome to ride.

G: OK.

Xu: It's easy to fall to death.

Gao: The elephant is too tall.

X: Yes.

G: change it.

X: Riding a wolf.

G: good, good.

X: Not really.

G: Why?

X: Bite people.

G: wolves are cruel.

Xu: Your ancestors came up with another idea, riding a pig. That's good.

G: This pig is great.

X: It's very comfortable to ride.

G: plenty of meat.

X: It's safe again.

G: it won't fall off.

X: I have a good personality.

G: don't bite.

X: Take this one.

G: ah.

X: It's fucking unpleasant.

G: That's nonsense. Who is riding a pig?

Xu: Your ancestors really went to kill pigs. Ride a pig in the Woods and take this stone axe.

G: OK?

X: Those prey are helpless.

G: it's not easy either.

X: Pheasants, rabbits, sika deer, magpies, tigers and wolves stand around and watch.

G: I haven't seen this thing before.

Xu: I said, riding a pig with hydrocephalus is also very interesting.

G: What's the point?

Xu: Your ancestors couldn't stop. What You Looking At Haven't you seen cavalry?

G: Well, cavalry riding pigs is outrageous.

X: No, we must find smart people.

G: Who is smart?

X: Xu Deliang.

G: It must be him.

X: That's a good idea. Riding horses.

G: That's a good idea.

Xu: Because people can ride horses, they seldom use their legs when they travel again.

G: what do you use?

X: Carriage, ox cart, car, train, plane and ship.

G: We have everything.

With various tools, the limbs gradually degenerate.

G: how did it degenerate?

X: He doesn't need it.

G: oh, no need.

But the brain has developed.

Oh, brain.

Xu: The brain has evolved. (Expressing disapproval, shock or anger) Excuse me?

G: go ahead.

Xu: Do you still photograph elephants?

G: I've never hit an elephant.

Xu: Do you still hit bears?

G: I won't hit a bear.

X: Why?

G: Why, it can't beat them.

Xu: Has it evolved?

G: that's it.

X: I see.

G: It's called evolution.

X: Modern people are different from people in 10,000 years.

G: Ten thousand years later?

Xu: At that time, people were all big heads.

G: Big head.

X: small body.

Height: small figure

X: artificial arms and legs.

G: No, just a moment. Your first two are easy to understand. Big head, developed brain,

X: Right, right.

G: If you use your brain frequently, it will get bigger. A big head makes you look small.

X: That's right.

G: But what about your prosthetic arm and leg?

Xu: Because he is no longer needed, he will be gone when he degenerates.

G: It's really gone.

X: Take you as an example.

G: Take me for example.

X: Are you going out?

G: buses and taxis.

X: Go upstairs.

G: There is an elevator.

X: Washing clothes.

G: washing machine

Xu: Are the limbs still useful?

G: too little is used.

X: I won't need it in the future. G: yes.

X: All of them are here.

G: Give me an example.

X: After 10,000 years, when eating, robots will feed.

The robot feeds me.

X: Work.

G: how about that?

X: robot rod

G: Is the robot responsible?

When you go out, the robot will drive for you.

G: Hey.

X: Get married.

G: how about that?

X: The robot will marry you.

G: no, wait a minute. You can't use robots here. This is still original.

X: Do you want to do it yourself?

G: of course.

X: No.

G: Why isn't that enough?

X: Ten thousand years later, AIDS is so rampant that people can't get close to each other.

G: Then what shall we do?

Xu: Manipulate the robot.

G: Manipulate the robot?

Xu: You and your daughter-in-law each operate a robot to fight against goblins.

G: Isn't this a waste of time?

It's interesting to think about it carefully.

G: you study.

Xu: This robot, hey. . (gesturing)

G: Are you married or a street fighter?

X: I think that's what it means.

G: What do you mean by tinkering?

X: Ten thousand years later, have a baby.

Have a baby.

Xu: Do you know how to have children?

G: What's the difference?

X: IVF.

High: high technology

X: It is cultivated in a precise culture furnace. We will give birth to this child by this painless midwifery robot.

G: I haven't heard of it.

Xu: After birth, let's take you as an example. The offspring of Gaofeng gave birth to a big fat man weighing 9 Jin.

G: This weight is OK.

Xu: chubby, who loves it?

G: Exactly.

Xu: And that doctor, the attending physician, is also a robot. He needs to be examined.

G: Ah, yes.

X: A newborn child.

G: 9 Jin.

X: I'm finished. Oh, there is a queen and a 9 kg child in the hall.

G: yes.

Xu: I only have 6 Jin of water in my head.

G: It's still hereditary. Are we done?

X: I wonder what this means.

G: What do you mean by thinking?

X: After 10,000 years, people will need nothing and their limbs will degenerate.

G: no.

Xu: Degeneration means degeneration, and the aesthetic concept has not changed.

G: Really?

X: I still have good arms and legs.

G: I'm used to it

Xu: How ugly it is to have a head and a meat wheel.

G: even if it looks like a pillow, it doesn't look good.

X: So all the shops there are artificial limbs.

Height: artificial arms and legs

X: They are all good silicone, soft and elastic. Absolutely invisible, joints can move.

G: it's still moving

X: (shaking his arm) Can you tell?

G: Nonsense, it's true.

X: He will be an impostor then.

G: That's all fake.

X: Hey, it's all fake.

G: Yes, that's a good thing.

X: Certainly.

G: really?

X: No, and it was very convenient to buy food and cook at that time.

G: inconvenient

X: Why is it inconvenient?

G: Everyone goes downstairs to buy food. It is the same. Many plastic bags are handled, handed over and settled. .

X: That was now.

G: What about that time?

X: At that time, I didn't have to go out.

G: not going out?

X: surf the internet.

G: You can order it online.

Xu: On the website of that vegetable market, you leave a message and I buy 5 Jin of cabbage.

G: It will be delivered later.

X: Why did you send this? What ideas are too old?

G: What if you don't deliver the goods?

X: They sent me a package from MSN.

G: Can you send it online? I came out as soon as I pressed that button.

Xu: Hey, that's right.

G: Oh, so I have to give him money.

X: It's money.

G: pay for it.

X: You don't have to go out and ask for money.

G: What should we do?

Xu: Everyone just crossed out the Q coins in QQ.

G: Can Q coins be used as money?

Xu: All the money will become Q coins in the future, do you know?

G: what is it?

X: You can't wear clothes without Q coins.

G: You are still a modern thinker.

X: Certainly.

G: OK, I see. Then the thief disappeared.

X: Huh?

G: thief.

X: What do you think?

G: stealing money, no money.

Xu: Then who will steal it? We have everything.

G: Exactly.

X: You can eat whatever you want. There are no thieves, not like now.

G: What about now?

X: Now? Just forget it． I came here this morning and took the bus.

G: the bus.

X: Still lost 10 yuan.

G: I didn't notice either.

X: I don't think it's personal.

G: Really?

X: Isn't it 10 yuan?

G: if you lose it, you lose it.

X: I don't care. I'm not sad about it.

G: Exactly.

X: 10 yuan. How much is a fried dough stick now?

Height: 4 hairs

Xu: Didn't you just buy 25 fried dough sticks 10 yuan?

G: The calculation is clear enough.

Xu: I hate to eat when I get up in the morning. Didn't I just eat five?

G: OK.

X x: 10/Isn't 0 yuan five days early?

G: I don't feel bad.

X: I don't feel bad about this. 10 yuan. Besides, my daughter-in-law will give me 5 yuan a moonlight. You know, it's only February. I don't care about this 10 yuan. I don't feel bad.

G: Where is your money?

X: Let's talk about my money. My ticket is old and broken. The watermark is not clear yet. There's still a dime missing. This is not a new version.

G: OK?

But I have nothing to do, so I can't wait to throw it away.

G: expect to lose.

X: I don't feel bad.

G: You really don't feel bad.

Xu: Who is distressed and who is the grandson?

G: don't you feel bad?

X: I feel very distressed.

G: I still told the truth.

X: Now the law is too loose, and then it will be strict.

G: it's the sound.

Xu: Stealing hands,

G: how about that?

X: My hand was cut off.

G: Did you cut off your hand?

Xu: Bang, a knife, stole 10 yuan, bah-

G: You can feel avenged in the future. Is it worth stealing 10 yuan? If you hate immortal people, isn't it 10 yuan? At that time, no one will steal your money, you know?

X: Chop hands.

G: I know. Chopping hands is too hard.

Xu: What do you mean too cruel?

G: What happened?

X: At that time, people certainly had no arms or legs.

G: fake. What's the use of cutting it?

X: No, there is.

G: what is it?

X: Why don't you have arms and legs?

G: wouldn't it be gone without it?

X: He often uses it.

G: Oh, that thief always uses it.

X: It's old, so his one hasn't gone bad.

G: That's true.

Hey, look here. As long as you have hands, you are a thief.

He who has hands is a thief.

X: Ah.

G: No, no, you just said there are artificial arms and legs. Can you tell whether it is true or not?

X: That's right. Those are all made of silica gel, so it's hard to tell the true from the false.

G: Why are you here again?

X: Can you tell?

G: It's true.

Xu: thief

G: I haven't reached that age.

X: At that time. . Let me tell you something. . I am thinking about it. . Hey, here's the thing about him,

G: You said

When they meet, they shake hands now and will shake hands later.

G: OK.

X: He didn't shake hands.

G: what's that?

X: When we shook hands, we found that it was either silicone or a knife.

G: That's not a good idea either.

Xu: But then again, nobody cared about money.

G: Exactly.

X: It's no use. The materials are extremely rich.

G: it's all in vain.

X: What do you need money for?

G: Exactly.

X: Take it now.

G: now.

Xu: It is a good thing to have money now.

G: OK.

X: If you buy a suite, the minimum is 1 10,000.

G: of course.

X: I gave the rest of my life to the bank.

G: check, please.

Xu: Not in a million years,

G: yes.

Xu: The developer of the new building, with a bunch of buildings, knelt at the door of the sales office and cried.

G: How is he?

Xu: kowtowing and bleeding, everyone, buy a house.

G: Did you buy it as soon as you mentioned it?

X: per square meter 10 cents,

G: That's too cheap.

X: Two square meters are free of property fees.

Boy.

X: 10 square meter is enough to send two salesgirls.

G: Why not send it directly?

Xu: People around you are watching and hiding far away.

G: no.

X: One of them didn't see it clearly and passed by their door. The developer grabbed the human thigh with one hand.

G: Oh.

X: No, sir, just buy my room.

G: Exactly.

X: (Pedestrian) Hey, hey, what are you doing? That's ridiculous. Is there a strong buy and sell here?

G: OK.

X: (developer) I won't sell it to you. Can I give it to you for free?

G: I deserve it.

Xu: (Pedestrian) mental derangement. Why? Get out of the way. I'm not giving you a room, I'm giving you everything about this property.

G: Give them all to him.

X: I have to get bored.

G: Oh.

Xu: He has a bad temper, too. (Pedestrian) Why do you always do this? Pa-(thug)

G: I see.

X: One mouth turned the developer around eight times.

G: OK?

X: I have teeth all over the floor. The developer walked away. . . (Picking things up underground)

G: wait. . Wait a minute. . . Can that tooth still be used when picked up? You talk endlessly.

X: How can it be endless?

G: What? That's all.

X: According to the current development trend, this is the only way.

G: That house costs 10 cents per square meter.

X: Yes.

G: That's not true. I gave it away for nothing.

X: He wants small profits but quick turnover.

G: You give him all the profits, but small profits but quick turnover, isn't it impossible to make money?

Xu: Isn't he just advertising?

G: Nonsense, you gave it to him. Who else do you advertise for

X: Why don't you understand?

G: What's wrong?

X: Because of his cost. .

G: What's the charge?

X: Ah. . Yes! Then the developers are all your descendants.

G: Oh, true feelings return to society.

Xu: It's all hydrocephalus.

Fuck you.