1. Chunfeng and I are both passers-by. You embrace the Milky Way with autumn water.
2. Life is boring. Pull out the leg hair for a while
3. You can feed disgusting things to the dog, and annoying people will ... bite when the dog is older.
4. Doing nothing at home during the summer vacation? Why don't you make a repeater with me? Copy this passage down and send it out. I earn it from 0 yuan every day, and my friends and I are doing it. Anyway, I am idle
Summer is so long, you will find a watermelon picker together.
6. Are you happy? As soon as I opened my circle of friends, I saw this clingy little cute again.
7. If I am 18 years old, I can whisper that I like you very much.
If I am 28 years old, I can tell you loudly that I love you very much.
It's a pity that I am five years old and can't give you anything. I have to go to kindergarten.
8. A circle of friends like this will become a weekend tomorrow.
9. Artists live a regular life. They must go to bed before 1 1 every night and eat less cold and spicy food.
10. Job's tears do things like Job's tears, while Tintin does things like tinkling.
1 1. Dark circles are a sign of yesterday's troubles.
12. Feng seems to be able to talk today. He said to me: I want to unscrew my head.
13. Are you in a good mood? Can you lend me a few days? Mine is broken.
14. Didn't you say that the memory of fish is only 7 seconds? Then why make a wish with koi fish? You should borrow money from koi fish.
15. Life has begun to add cream to my little puff.
16. It's too hot in summer. I want to find someone to have a cold war.
17. For personal reasons, I still remain obese this summer.
18. "The world is in chaos, but you are clean. Hang on my heart and be my moon. ? "？
19. Without the enrichment of the wallet, how can there be inner peace? Many people put the cart before the horse.
I will test your math. What's your phone number, please?
2 1. I can't sleep When I was counting sheep, suddenly a lamb stood up and said to me, "please be careful, you have counted me once."
22. What is it? No? what's up Send? Now? Me? what's up Words? Take? Smoking? Is it? ? what's up what's up Also? Is it hot? Is it?
23. What's the difference between a person who has no dreams and carefree?
24. Even if I go to sleep, what's the use ... I still can't sleep.
25. Rome was not built in a day, nor was it built in a day!
26. If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?
27. Hello, everyone. I will perform the second sleep. Good night.
28. I often record it just because life is worth living.
29. It's annoying to go to kindergarten. I was woken up by my mother so early and didn't want to go to a small class.
30. Don't think what your beauty is. I love you.
3 1. If this fire continues, I'm afraid my ice cream identity will be exposed.
32. I may not be able to lift 100 Jin of stones, but if it's 100 Jin of RMB, I promise to pick it up and run.
33. A girl's skirt can support all tenderness and midsummer.
I'm hungry, honest, reliable, humorous, gentle, kind, just and lovely, and I can't eat.
35. I was told that nothing is more complicated than love. I threw a math book in his face.
36. You are hungry. He has a piece of cake, half of which is called brother and two thirds is called lover. You can have everything. These are your parents. But hide the cake and say he is hungry, too. This is me.
37. Some people, with a monthly salary of several thousand yuan, spend money like a billionaire, such as me. ?
38. When you want to make money, every road feels impassable and it is a red light. When I want to spend money, damn it, it's all on. ?
39. This summer, get fat together!
40. Does anyone collect idle babies? I'm free anyway.
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43. Shake the pineapple to remind Spongebob and Gary the Snail to escape.
44. Don't come across the ocean to see me, just give me your savings for half a year.
45. Don't envy friends who have more steps than you in sports charts. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short.
46. I played mobile phone late at night, and besides being sentimental, I was hit in the face by my mobile phone.
47. I think the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone and computer screen.
48. I read the Forbes list every morning. Without me, I will go to work.
49. "People still have to keep the ability to be satisfied with small pieces of life, such as tasting long-lost food, revisiting familiar street corners, buying favorite skirts and feeling tender moments. These seemingly small fragments of life are secret passages to a happy planet. "
50. Interesting soul+beautiful appearance = shameless me