"Mom, where did the chicken come from? 」

Mother: "It comes from an egg. 」

"Since then, I dare not eat eggs. 」

"Why? 」

"What if I have a chicken in my stomach? 」

Pig: "Chicken, why don't you take a bath?" It stinks worse than me. " ?

Chicken: "Mom won't let me wash it." ?

Pig: "Why?" ?

Chicken: "Mom says it's dirty to rub yourself back and forth in the shower."

Once upon a time, there was a mountain villa. There is a fast-running chicken in the villa. This chicken runs faster than any animal. The owner of the villa often boasts proudly that his chicken is the fastest. ?

Later, a rich foreigner came. He has a soft spot for this chicken and likes it very much?

He said to the owner of the villa, "I'll give you 20w. Would you like to sell me this chicken? " ?

The owner of the villa said, I won't sell it?

The foreigner said, I'll give you 50w, and you'll sell me this chicken?

Reluctantly, the owner of the villa added, I'm not selling it?

Hearing this, the foreigner was anxious and said, you are a chicken! I'll give it to you 100w! You sell it to me. ?

The owner of the villa was a little moved, but said, I'm not selling it?

Finally, the foreigner said angrily, 1 chicken, you don't buy 100w. Are you out of your mind? ?

Finally, the villa owner said helplessly, I can't catch up. ..........