There was a sincere concern before me, but I didn't cherish it. If God can give me another chance, I will say five words to you: Thank you, teacher!
3. Teacher: I want to invite you to dinner, but I have no money. I want to give you a gift, but I haven't bought it yet; I want to say I love you, but I'm afraid Jenny will be angry ... Let me send my blessing silently today!
The math teacher talked about equation transformation, put his sleeves on the platform and shouted, "Attention, students! I am going to be deformed! "
The teacher asked the students to make sentences with wrinkles. A student wrote, "My father has many wrinkles on his eggs." The teacher criticized the parents for not showing their children around. Parents explained: "Children are careless since childhood and write little about' face'."
6. A boy asked: Teacher, there is no pencil for drawing. Do you want to borrow one or use a pen? The teacher replied: Go ahead and relieve yourself.
7. A young female teacher gave art lessons to primary school students for the first time. She drew an apple on the blackboard and asked the students, "What is this?" The students said in unison, "It's ass." The female teacher went to the headmaster in tears. The headmaster was furious and followed the teacher to the classroom to reprimand the students, saying, "You are getting more and more ridiculous. How did you make the teacher angry again? " Look back "ah! And drew a butt on the blackboard! "
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8. On the occasion of Teacher's Day, I wish teachers a smooth life, a better life, better card skills, higher taste, a younger life, a more chic life, gold at home and money on the wall.
9. Once a biology teacher talked about the ecological environment on the African grassland, and when no one in the class listened, he got angry and said, "You all look at me! If you don't look at me, how do you know what African wildcats look like? "
10. Halfway through a class, the teacher suddenly stopped the class and said, "Today is my big day!" The whole class was stunned. He said slowly, "I washed several clothes all morning!" " "
1 1. Although so many years have passed, my admiration for teachers is still like a torrent of water ... I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!
12. I said, teacher, you said you should find a girlfriend when we entered the university, but now, you are still a bachelor and a hero. Don't delay your lifelong event.
13. A primary school teacher, who is learning to drive recently, doesn't like driving very much. The coach asked, "Why don't you come to learn driving often?" She: "I scold students at school, and you always scold me when I come to your side." I am very unhappy! " ! ! "
14. Maintain momentum in physics class-Teacher: "One egg hits another egg, who broke it?" A classmate raised his hand and said, "My heart is broken." Teacher: "Whose heart is broken?" ! Classmate: "The hen's heart is broken." ..."
15. The teacher went to a buffet and asked the waiter: How much is an adult? How much is a child? The waiter said: adults are fifty yuan each, and children under one meter two are free. The teacher shouted to the outside: the children in the middle class and the small class stand in a row, don't mess around! The teacher takes you to eat delicious food.