Tease boys' earthy love stories
Perhaps the only highlight of my life is meeting you, as if I met more people later, all to tell me how good you are.
I heard that sugar under the pillow will have a sweet dream.
The moon is a coin I tossed, and both sides dreamed of you.
Are you a long-distance runner? Why else would I run around in my head all day?
What I write best is not traditional Chinese characters or regular script, but your name.
There is a kind of fruit that is the sweetest in the world, called black pineapple.
I have something to drink when winter comes, I don't know, take care of you.
? What do you think about every day? Miss you. ?
Can you buy me a packet of salt? Why? Because our relationship has faded.
? How did the concert go on the playground? Trojan horse? All right, A Mu. ?
Will you like me? No, I'll teach you.
Give my future mother-in-law a bad review, the delivery is too slow, and I just met you now.
? I'll show you a magic trick. ? Whew, I'm finished. What is this? I like you better. ?
? I don't think you are suitable for dating. Why? Suitable for marriage. ?
? I decided to be a thief. Why? Because I want to steal your heart. ?
? I am in good health, braving the wind and rain. I just can't help thinking about you. ?
? I think you gave me a cold. Why? Because I have no resistance to you. ?
I don't think you have met the girl of your dreams. Look at the phone when it's black.
Mobile phones have a way to save electricity. Do you know what this is? You are by my side.
If someone asks you who your date is, you say it's me, this pot, my back.
You are so insidious that you like me behind my back.
My surname is Zhang, and yours is He. We are a pair of cygnets.
Eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a little fool like me.
Smoking is harmful to health, love me and prolong life.
I want to eat noodles. What noodles? In your heart.
I'm pretty sure. Why? No kissing.
May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.
? May I kiss you? You can't. What did I just say to you? May I kiss you? Yes, you can. ?
? I like a little brother. Then he must be handsome. You are too narcissistic. ?
I thought those stars were beautiful, too, until I accidentally saw your eyes.
I copied the love letter, but it is true that I like you. I stole roses, but I really love you.
You must be good at clamping dolls, right? Will grab my heart at once.
Can you laugh? I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.
Do you stay up late every day? Otherwise, how can I have you in every dream?
I travel around the world every day, because you are my world by your side.
There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what the four seasons have? Do you?
Are you stupid? Yes, Sarah. Hey.
Do you know when I am happiest? The day I met you.
Are you afraid of trouble? If you are not afraid, please stay with me.
Everything is fine here except you.
You must be very good at holding dolls. Not bad! Then how can you hold my heart tightly!
Will you like me? No. Then I will teach you. ?
Can you play the guitar? No. Then why can you touch my heart?
I learned a lot of provocative words today, and I will tell you later.
Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn't matter who you love.
I want to see you, after smoking for a while, in the ordinary day after day.
You are in my heart when you are thin and stuck in my heart when you are fat.
The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you.
The so-called ambiguity means that I want to talk about a love affair with you.
The best thing I can think of is that I like you every day.
Love words of routine girls
? I lost sleep last night. It means thinking about you all night. ?
? I did badly in the exam today. Why? Because no matter what problem I encounter, my answer will be you. ?
? I have some bad news for you. What bad news? What I think of you is not simple. ?
? Everything can go wrong. Stop thinking about me?
? I hesitated for several days and finally decided to flip a coin. I'll tell you directly. What should I do with my back up? Turn it over. ?
? You wait for me. I must make you look good. Ah! What are you waiting for? Come on, show me now. ?
? Do you want a dog? What dog? The single kind. ?
? I want to go to many places when I am alone, but it is different when I am alone. What is the difference? When you are alone, you just want to stay where you are. ?
? Where are you from? Jiangxi people, aren't you my sweetheart?
? You go first, I'm afraid to hold you back. It's okay. My legs are thick. ?
Man: I've put up with you for a long time. W: So, what do you want? Man: Endure you all your life.
I can't be a good person and I don't want to be a bad person. Just want to be your sweetheart.
? Do you know where the ends of the earth are? I don't know where it is, but I want to take you with me. .
? I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why? You are so cute. ?
? I must have eaten too much salt. Huh? Otherwise, I am always idle and miss you ~! ?
Superman is the Justice League, Iron Man is The Avengers, what alliance are you and me? An oath of eternal love
You spell the pinyin of these three words at once: Li Ke You = I like you in English.
Can you give me a train ticket? Where are you going? Walk into your heart
What are you writing? Write poems for you.
Are you blind? Yes, I was blinded by your beauty.
Do you think I like drinking or playing king? No, I love you.
Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do? My wife.
Do you know what season I like? I like the season with you.
? This is the back of the hand and that is the instep. You are my little baby. ?
? This is a school uniform, that is a camouflage uniform, and you are my little happiness. ?
There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.
This is jelly, that is a tree hole, and you are my heart.
This is foie gras, that is pork liver, and you are my baby.
Do you like me? Please find out the repeated words in this sentence.
Potatoes can be turned into mashed potatoes, corn can be turned into mashed corn, and I can be turned into the mud I love.
This is watermelon, that is cantaloupe, you are my little fool.
Do you have body odor? No, then why are you as charming as a fox?
If I had known, I would have given you candy. You are making trouble in my heart.
I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.
I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.
? Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart? ?
? Do you know why he left a sun on Houyi's shooting day? I don't know, because we want to be immersed in love. ?
I didn't miss you in particular. I just stayed up late and missed you. Good Night!
You are particularly annoying and pleasing, and you can't get tired of watching it today.
Do you smell burning in the air? That's my burning heart for you.
I used to like eating meat, but after seeing you today, I decided to start being a vegetarian, because you are my type.
Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart?
? Do you know what you look like now For example. Like the earth. Why? Because you are attractive to me. ?
Guess what my horoscope is. Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.
What do you belong to? I belong to x, no, you belong to me.
Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.
? I'm a little afraid of you. Am I fierce? No, because I'm afraid of my wife. ?
Do you have fifty cents? Yes Great. Me too. We can be together.
Where is the happiest door in Shenzhen? East gate? No, it's us
Others' hearts are on the left, and mine is on your side.