"Fu spicy, Fu spicy, Fu spicy classmates come?" "Teacher, my name is Hu Nana." "Don't always take shaw operation. You fuck me, I fuck him. This pot looks very bad. " "The funny degree of this pointed triangle shape is 45 degrees." "Math teacher: Do you think math is blue? Is it blue? In fact, it is really not blue. As long as you are tender, you really learn a few dads. "

I asked for leave to say that I had a cough and caught a cold. Chaoshan, the head teacher, said, "Sitting next to a mad dog (tuyere) will certainly catch a cold." Then my deskmate silently bowed his head.

"Political teachers always come to the west to blossom."

My former math teacher used to say: carrot chicken! ! I didn't think much about math, but later I realized it was … neglect.

I will never forget a logic lesson I took in my freshman year. After listening to the teacher's "fat egg" for several weeks, I never knew what it meant! It was not until later that the teacher read the title and the text that he knew what he said was "judgment" ... The physics teacher kept saying "pad" Chinese teacher: every country has a national anthem! ! Geography teacher: Guo Ge with fruit and fruit! ! Teacher: Are you "cold?" I am so cold! ! ! After the teacher took a blank look, "Are you' cold or not' to solve this problem?" ?

The throat got stuck when the water rose to the west end of the shell. Its maximum value can only be understood by Sichuanese or Chongqing people, right? Pain shoes, I have steam. Ceihocei made it herself. Are you clear? The night is bright tonight. I miss you, I want to send you a letter, I want to make up my mind, I want to write to you, I want to strangle you, I want to play the liver piano for you, I miss you. Principal: If you have money in your motherland, you will be more ignorant in the future.

"You Lao tze (brain) sick? ! ""Teacher, what happened to my dad? " Our teacher once said that I hate a star the most because his name is Shao Saofen, Bah, Feng Saofen, No, No, Shao Feng ... William Feng, I'm sorry, let's take a look at this rubber-toed math teacher: this (qūn) oblique (xué) angle (guó) ... Chinese teacher: Where did this person go (kèi)? There was silence under the stage of Going on Holiday. "Are the students on holiday?" "Teacher, my name is Zhou Jiajia."

Don't sleep with xó. When I saw that hé board took out the high school biological capsule because of the accent, one class wrote the inner capsule including my "New Flag Ceremony, New Flag and Old National Anthem". I know that our former teacher's name is ABCD ABoyCDog Games, and "GG Bond Group is invited to check on the playground". I've been thinking that the GG bond group and GG bond group were originally junior high school group A, but in fact Liu Bei didn't have a urethra (as expected) ... the whole class was confused.