A Dai didn't do well in the exam. When handing in the paper, he put 100 yuan in, and attached a note: one yuan per minute! After the report card was sent, A Dai opened it, and there was 5 1 yuan in it, with a note attached: This is the remaining money.
Today, a young couple was caught by the school leaders. The dean came to our class and asked loudly, am I ugly? The whole class was suddenly silent, and the dean went on to say, I am so ugly that I am married. What's your hurry?
I remember when I was at school, some students loved to play landlords, but the school stipulated that playing cards was not allowed, so one day, these wonderful dialogues appeared: "Three physics papers", "I have four math papers, which will blow you up" and "Three languages with English"