There is such a log in my QQ space ~ ~ ~ Is it what you want? 1). After the Chinese exam, I cried. After the math exam, I found myself crying early. Doctor, I haven't been able to sleep recently. I am in a bad mood and can't eat. Am I swollen? The doctor asked: How old are you this year? I: 15 years old. The doctor said: You haven't finished your homework ... (3) When raising the national flag, you should pay attention not to the national flag, but to whether it stops at the top of the pole when the national anthem is finished ... (4) Always point to the ugly pictures in the textbook and say to your deskmate, look, this is you. My deskmate rummaged through the whole book looking for uglier pictures than this. Look, this is you! ....... (5), this exam is very good, only two subjects, liberal arts and science, failed ... (6), the teacher said: The mid-term exam is coming soon, so don't fall in love and quarrel early, so as not to affect your mood; If you don't have puppy love, don't confess, so as not to be rejected, which will affect your mood ... (7) Students who haven't written about winter vacation homework up to now will surely achieve great things, because they are more calm and calm than the average person, and calm as water! In fact, winter vacation homework means that you write for a month and the teacher writes a reading ... (9) Primary school classes are expensive, junior high school classes are expensive, senior high school classes are expensive, and college classes are expensive. . . ... at school, I always wanted to play computer, but during holidays, I could only stare at the computer ... (1 1), more than ten years ago in September 1, I walked into school with a big smile and didn't fart. There are only five fill-in-the-blank questions in a test paper, and the school _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. 20 points for each space. When I was a child, I thought 8 o'clock was the latest time. When I was in junior high school, I found that it was time to sleep at 9: 30. Now, I look at the time every night, and it's only 12 o'clock ... (65,438+04) ... because if I don't win, I will only be scolded, and if I win, I will only be beaten. Listen! Examinations are like getting sick. I was depressed before the exam, and I lost my memory during the exam. After the exam, my state began to improve. When I got my paper back, I had a heart attack ... (17) and suddenly thought of a very serious academic problem. Who decided to score 60 points? ! ? ...