Tell me funny things, there are almost as many stars in the sky, with joy and sorrow, laughter and tears. Let's listen to my laughter.

That day, I went to celebrate my friend's birthday. Just after my birthday, my friend called us together and announced, "In order to make my birthday happy and all my friends have fun, let's play hide-and-seek to add some birthday atmosphere." "Oh yeah" I danced with joy.

The game started, and I couldn't find a safe place to hide. I just heard my friends counting: "9 1 92." I was about to count to one hundred, so I panicked and hid under the bed. The creaking door opened and walked in front of me. My heart tightened and my feet left. After a long time, I heard footsteps leaving. In order to detect whether the wall has ears, I leaned out carefully and looked around. At this moment, I saw a big wardrobe. I slowly moved out, crept in and closed the door. A minute later, the door creaked again and the wardrobe door opened. Sweat ran down my cheeks. The friend smiled and said, "Xu Lei, your big feet betrayed you." I panicked, but I stood still. The friend said slowly, "well, won't you come out?" I want to make a big move. Look at my invincible foot scratching. " As he spoke, he scratched his feet. I can't bear it any longer. I laughed and rolled out of the closet. "Wow, ha ha, I give up. Give me a break. " I said as I rolled on the ground.

Dude, that's great. There is only one person left, and I still don't show up. I was so tired that I only heard a "ah". I was kicked out of bed again and the quilt was lifted. One of them jumped out and shouted angrily, "Which bastard crushed my foot." We looked at him in surprise, and he realized in panic, stuck out his tongue and said shyly, "Ah, it's been discovered."

"Ha-ha" this laughter travels far and far. ...

Childhood fun

There are many interesting things in childhood, but one thing will never be washed away in my mind-planting snow.

It was a snowy day, and I looked out the window at the silvery white world, filled with joy. Avoid mom, hide in a corner, "grab" those beautiful white snow girls. In a short time, I have caught many snow girls in my hands. They have different shapes, one looks like the other. I can't tell you how happy I am. But after a while, they all turned into water and disappeared. I am sad.

Just when I was sad alone, my good friend Feifei came to see me. She saw my sad face and asked me why I was worried. I told her the whole story. She and I thought of a way together. "By the way, by the way, the farmer's uncle planted food in the field and will plant more food next year. Why don't we plant snow in the ground and wait until next spring, won't the snow grow again? " Feifei's idea suddenly reminded me.

At first, I went home and got a small shovel and a plastic bag. Feifei also went home and secretly took her sister's red rope. A fist-sized hole was dug in the southwest corner of my house, and the plastic bag mouth was opened. Each of us put a handful of snow in it. I also said a word to Xue in my mind: I hope you will grow up soon. Then he shut up and buried it in a small pit.

When the seeds of snow are planted, we are very happy. We look forward to seeing those lovely snow girls again for a long time.

Childhood fun

Everyone has a childhood, and interesting childhood stories are like all kinds of seashells by the sea, accompanied by seawater, shining with colorful brilliance, countless. Now I still hold the brightest shell in my hand, which is also my most unforgettable childhood story.

I remember when I was a child, when I was born, there was an orange tree in my yard and it was with me. I often carve a mark on the trunk with a knife to measure whether I am growing taller every day. Looking at those horizontal lines, I really hope to grow taller soon. One day, I suddenly found myself shorter than that mark. Oh, my God, have I grown backwards? I was so scared that I ran to ask my mother, "Mom, why are all my other friends taller and why am I shorter?" Mom quickly put down her work, put me on the chair and asked, "Why do you say that?" I jumped up from my chair, grabbed my mother's hand, dragged her into the yard and pointed out, "I carved my height on the tree with a knife every day, but today I carved it under the horizontal line I had carved before." I said, pointing to two horizontal lines on the tree. Mother listened to my words and looked at the tree again. After two minutes of silence, she burst into inexplicable laughter. She couldn't help laughing, and tears came out, patting her stupidly. "I suddenly realized that it was not that I was short, but that the tree was tall. Then I went to play with the chicken happily. I really don't know what stupid things I will do to chickens. .......

Ha ha! Interesting! My childhood was like this. There are many stupid things, such as bathing snow dolls and shaving eyebrows ... and so many interesting things. Silly things make up that colorful childhood, happy childhood and nostalgic childhood. Although this golden time is slowly leaving me, I am not that stupid. I believe that the fun of childhood will be the most beautiful memory in my life.

Childhood fun

Childhood is a beautiful memory, recording our joys and sorrows. In my childhood, there was a very interesting thing.

That was the holiday in 10 this year. 10 3, we arrived at our hometown Anji Mountain. Strange to say, there are mountains and water, so beautiful, why not become a scenic spot? In the morning, led by two sisters and an adult, we went to catch crabs together. We found the footprints left by crabs when they passed the stream.

We walked along the footprints left, "Look! Crab! " I pointed forward. They looked in the direction I pointed. That's really a crab! My uncle felt bad when we ran over. Crabs crawl left and right. "I finally caught it!" "Uncle shouted. We took out a plastic bag and put the crabs in it.

Back home, we found a small jar, poured some water in it, and then put the crab in it. It's so interesting that we can't put it down. The crab doesn't seem to think that we have a good impression on it, but that we are torturing it. My sister tried to touch it, so did I. "Oh, dear! It hurts me, dead crab! " I cried and said. Since then, I have lost a little affection for crabs and ignored him.

This is an interesting thing when I was a child.

Childhood fun

Whenever I see the advertisement for "Golden Monkey" toffee, I can't help laughing, because I remember a stupid thing I did when I was 6 years old.

One sultry afternoon, I fanned the fan in the living room and watched wonderful cartoons. Suddenly, in the middle of the cartoon, an advertisement started. I muttered: Oh, it's so boring, it's an advertisement again! At this time, the advertisement of "Golden Monkey" toffee began to broadcast on TV, which read: "Three" Golden Monkey "toffee is a good cup of milk!" Three buttercups immediately appeared on the TV screen, and then suddenly turned into milky white milk. I saw it and thought, it's amazing. I can't help wanting to try it myself. So, I immediately got up to get the toffee, and I didn't even have the mind to watch cartoons. I opened the cupboard at home and saw that there was just a packet of "golden monkey" toffee that I didn't finish, so I took three from it. Then, he hurried to the kitchen. I took a teacup and poured a cup of boiling water into it. Then, I peeled off the candy paper of toffee and put it in the teacup. Then, I put the lid on the teacup (because I am afraid that the toffee will escape, it will not turn into milk). Wait patiently for a minute. Then I opened the lid and found toffee or toffee, water or water. They didn't mix milk. I think: maybe it's not time yet! So, I found a chopstick, stirred it in the teacup a few times, and then covered it with a lid. Then, I stepped back in front of the cup, closed my eyes and whispered a spell: "Ling Ling in the sky, Ling Ling on the ground, the old gentleman on the top …" I turned around and read it again: "Quick Xiuling!" After reading the spell, I went up and opened the lid again, and the result was still the same. I can't help but feel a little disappointed. At this time, my mother came back. I immediately ran over to tell my mother what happened and asked her why she couldn't turn toffee into milk. My mother laughed before and after hearing this, and then explained to me, "Silly child, the advertisements are all untrue and exaggerated." Don't take them too seriously. " I nodded, still don't quite understand.

At this time, the voice of the toffee advertisement rang in my ear again. ...

Childhood fun

Childhood is like a string of candied haws, sweet and sour, with endless aftertaste. When I was a child, I had many interesting stories. Now I will "shake off" a few for everyone to play with.

Once I was sent to my grandparents' house because my parents had something to do. I had a good time with my brother and sister. I shouted "dinner" and called all three of us downstairs. Grandpa introduced the name of this dish to us: this is beans and that is laver ... because I was young and didn't know anything, I asked, "What? Beans also have feet? Can' paper dish' (the dialect' laver' is homophonic with' paper dish') be eaten? " These words made the people present laugh, and grandparents laughed from ear to ear; My younger brother and sister giggled, my younger sister bent over with laughter, and my younger brother burst into tears, but I was at a loss. "What happened? Did the younger brother poke the rice into his nostrils? " Everyone laughed more happily.

One summer was particularly hot, so I said to my father, "Oh, I can't stand it." Then he opened the refrigerator door and put his head in. He said loudly to his father, "Dad, come and help me, I can't get into the refrigerator by myself!" " ! Dad heard me coming, saw me like this, pulled me out and said, "Are you impatient? Want to be a little penguin? "

Has anyone been pecked on the ass by pigeons? My family has two lovely white pigeons, one is called Xiaobai and the other is called Guo Xuwei. Pigeons like corn very much. Once, I grabbed a handful of corn and scattered it on the ground. I saw Guo Xuwei pecking at corn kernels in front of me, but there was no "little white" in front of me. I squatted in front of "Guo Xuwei" and looked around for "Xiaobai". At that moment, I felt something biting my ass. I immediately got up and looked back and saw "Xiaobai" lying on the ground struggling to turn over. It turned out to be Xiao Bai. Because I got up in a hurry, Xiaobai was unprepared and tripped over my ass.

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The fun of childhood is like a kaleidoscope, you can see different patterns from every angle; My childhood is like this, colorful, colorful, different periods will have different interesting things, they will become my beautiful childhood memories, accompanied by my happy growth!

Childhood fun

Childhood is like the sea, and the interesting things in childhood are like all kinds of shells on the beach. Let me tell you something today!

When I was 5 years old, one day, I got up early. Seeing that my parents are still awake, I want to do something. I saw the toothbrush as soon as I entered the bathroom, so I thought of brushing my teeth. Because I am young, my mother usually squeezes toothpaste for me. This is my first time squeezing toothpaste. I have a facial cleanser in one hand. At that time, I didn't know it was not toothpaste. With a toothbrush in one hand, I tried to squeeze in like my mother. I brushed it after I squeezed it. Huh? What's the matter? On second thought, it is possible to change a new variety! After brushing my teeth, I squeezed facial cleanser on my parents' toothbrushes. After a while, mom and dad got up and went to the bathroom. Mom and dad saw their toothpaste squeezed with facial cleanser and asked; "Did you do it? ''' is''' I am proud to answer. Mom and dad said; "Idiot, this is not toothpaste but facial cleanser. No wonder it was used at the wrong time.

Ha! Interesting! My childhood was like this, with many stupid things and many interesting things. It is so many beautiful things that make up a colorful childhood. Happy childhood still makes me want to stay. Although this wonderful time has slowly left me, I believe that the fun of childhood will definitely become a beautiful memory in my life.

Childhood fun skipping classes

In my memory, there is a bright spot, which is the story of me playing truant.

This matter has to start from the first grade. Grade one, studying in Luotang Primary School, Luotang Village, Xu Tao Town, Hengxian County, Guangxi. At that time, the rural facilities were very simple, and the teachers who taught were only junior high school graduates. In class, facing books and fierce teacher Gan all day, everyone feels bored. After a math class, Huang and Yi dragged me to the hut to discuss something. The ecliptic said, "Teacher Gan is amazing. Taking his class is simply going to hell. " "yes." Huang Renyi said, "Unlike outside, there are many game rooms and computer rooms (Internet cafes)." After that, they grinned and squinted at me, then patted me on the shoulder and said, "Do you understand?" Only then did I really understand that they wanted me to skip class! I stammered, "Is this ... is this not good?" "What are you afraid of?" Huang patted his chest and said, "Are you still afraid of having my seventh brother to protect you? Don't you trust Brother Seven? " I swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "But I don't have enough money to go to the game hall ..." "Don't be afraid." Ren Huang replied, "Starling is ready." With that, he took a small plastic bag from his pocket and opened it. Wow! Shiny, as much as five dollars, those flashes almost blinded my eyes. I was dumbfounded, half squatting there, staring at the money. However, the lights will be put away soon. Huang Renyi said, "Are you excited? Then you go quickly! " "good!" I rushed out of school with them without hesitation without saying anything.

We walked towards Longtou Street. After walking for about five minutes, I arrived at my destination. Huang Renyi took me to Tao Wei No.4 Middle School, where there was a game room. Huang Renyi immediately took my hand and rushed into the game room.

But we were quickly stopped by the doorman. I was very nervous and broke out in a sweat. I feel guilty. Some of them should be doormen who won't let minors in. Who knows, he said, "Please pay three yuan, one for each person. How can I get in without paying? " It turned out to be money, which scared me! Huang Renyi simply took out loose money from his skirts and handed it to the doorman. Seeing the money, the guard nodded and let us in.

This is the first time I have set foot in the game room. The game room is smoky and noisy, and there are many children like us who seem to be playing truant. There are also some adults who smoke cigarettes and play slot machines. They should be unemployed before they come here for fun.

Huang Heyi took me to a machine, and Huang Renyi said to me, "This is the place to fight the boxing champion, which is very fun." Then, put me in a chair and I sat down. Huang Renyi taught me how to play. I worked harder than I studied. I learned it quickly and started to play.

Entering the interface, I played with a person (I forgot my name). First, he had a fight with a fat man at the seaside. My dexterous hand pressed the button and made a symphony sound, and the people in the game machine moved. I knew at once that there were such fun games in the world. I pressed a red button, and the man kicked the fat guy with his leg, but the fat guy jumped up and hit the man with a wave of his leg, and the man fell to the ground ... Anyway, the game was fun. Looking to the left, I saw Huang also playing "boxing champion". Finally, he won, he jumped happily and shouted! After reading it, I got into my seat again and played by myself.

Just as we were fascinated, two adults pushed open the door, rolled up their sleeves and ran in. I stared at them, only to know that it was a math teacher and a Chinese teacher! I quickly pulled Huang Heyi, who was sitting on both sides of me, to hide behind the game machine, but I was still seen by Mr. Gan's "critical eye". He pulled the three of us out, then pointed at us and began to curse. Because this is a game room, the boss invited us to make noise outside. The two of them dragged the three of us out of the game room and walked back to school cursing. I cried and said to the teacher, "Teacher, how do you know where we are?" "Hum, don't underestimate us. Who skipped class in our school and didn't come? " After listening, we suddenly realized that we had been blaming ourselves.

Back at school, the three of us stood outside the classroom as punishment. I have to write a critical letter. Everyone regrets it, but the most important thing is that my good student image has been destroyed and my monitor has been removed!

In the future, I will never skip class again. I will attend class carefully and finish my homework carefully. I finally realized my dream of being a monitor.

Through this incident, I have grown a lot, and I never dare to go to Internet cafes or game halls again, and I never dare to skip classes again! I also learned from it that it is useless to go to these entertainment places, and sometimes it will cause serious harm to your body! Only by studying hard can you become a real person!

Childhood fun

My childhood was colorful, and many interesting things happened in my childhood, such as the stars in the sky. The brightest and brightest one is that one.

One Sunday noon, my mother was sleeping soundly. I was only four years old then. I have no fun. I wandered around the room and somehow came to the mirror. Ah! Why is there a "person" who looks like me walking in front? It's okay if I don't touch it. I was shocked when I touched it. That "man" is actually flat, and he still holds out his hand as if to touch me. I quickly backed off. Ok, how dare you imitate me and see how I deal with you. I slapped, the "person" slapped, I slapped, and the "person" slapped. Oh, it hurts. I feel horrible. I am flat and can move. You can learn from me and hit people. It is broken. It must be a monster. I quickly ran to my mother's bed, grabbed her hand and shouted, "Mom, there is a strange thing over there. He hit me." My mother magically asked me what it was, but I kept pulling my mother in front of the mirror. Strange, there is another monster. I quickly hid behind my mother and couldn't help shivering. Mom looked at it and smiled. I asked, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Aren't you afraid? "My mother turned to me and said," This is a mirror, not a monster at all. Look at that. "I saw my mother swaying from side to side, and the people in the mirror also swayed from side to side. After my mother told me, I realized that the mirror can "print" people, and people can see their own shadows in the mirror. No wonder it can do what I do!

Now whenever I think about it, I still laugh out loud!

Childhood fun

What is childhood? It is a cicada in the tree, a frog in the water, a short song of a shepherd's flute, and a companion's mystery. ...................... In short, childhood is carefree and happy. Whenever I vividly recall the interesting stories of my childhood, my face always glows with ruddy luster. After all, the past is like the murmur of running water in my heart. Once the generation is so eloquent. .....

When I was 5 years old, my mother took me to my grandmother's house. Grandma lives in the country, so many people ride horses from this village to that village. I am envious and want to try riding, but Matthew is too tall for me to ride. I was just about to get on the bus when I saw my grandmother feeding the pigs. I thought pigs were small and easy to eat. As soon as I saw grandma feeding pigs, I went to the pigsty. The pig ran into grandma's garden. The cucumbers and persimmons in it were trampled by pigs. I was also scratched by the branches of the fruit tree. This time, grandma caught the pig. After she drove the pig into the nest, she said I was too naughty to even ride the pig.

Another time was when I was seven years old. I just learned to ride a bike. I was not very good at riding at that time. My mother and I rode bicycles to the square to play, where there was a lot of space. I got there by bike, riding faster and faster, and suddenly I saw an adult riding a bike in front of me. I couldn't stop because I rode too fast. I was about to hit it when my mother called me. I thought to myself, "I'll get hurt if I hit it, and I'm not good at riding." What if I tumble? " I don't know what to do. Then I suddenly remembered: "It must be okay to jump out of the car." I jumped out of the car. I wasn't hurt, but my car was hit by that man.

Whenever I recall these things, I always giggle, so sweet and so brilliant. It seems that all fascinating memories are vividly reproduced. I continue to think about the poetic years and dreamy seasons of youth ... I think childhood is a tree without rings, which will never grow old and will never disappear. ......

Childhood fun

When I was a child, I was very naughty. Let me tell you an interesting story about my childhood.

I remember one time I went home and saw my father sleeping in bed, so a "bad" idea suddenly came to my little head, that is, drawing "Facebook", not on paper, but on my father's face. I first found out the paint, pen and water, and then I carefully drew a big "king" on my father's forehead, and then I used khaki. This is a majestic tiger. After painting, I was happy for my "masterpiece" and felt sorry for my father's face being painted like this, because it was a pity that my father's beautiful face was painted like this. Just as I was looking at my "masterpiece" happily, my father suddenly woke up and looked at him blankly. I burst out laughing. Father looked at me inexplicably. Seeing the watercolor paint and water all over the floor and looking at my malicious smile, my father rushed to the bathroom to look in the mirror. When he found his face painted by me, he ran away without watercolor paint on his face. But I still remember.

Look! How naughty I was when I was a child! It's interesting to think of it until now!

Childhood fun

Childhood dreams, colorful dreams; Childhood songs, happy songs; A string of childhood footprints; Childhood stories piled up like mountains. "Does this song remind you of your wonderful childhood? In those colorful years, many things happened, not as brilliant as the stars. My childhood was wonderful and there were many things worth remembering. ...

As long as I can remember, my sister's class has kept two chickens. I go to see chickens as soon as I have time. I don't know how long it took. After a long time, hens lay eggs and chicks will hatch in them. 2 1 days later, I heard a cock crow. Seeing this, I heard voices. I feel sorry for the chicken. Help the chicken when neither the hen nor the rooster is at home. The opportunity has finally come. ...

That day, the hen went to find food for the chicken. The naughty cock was not at home and ran out to play. Take advantage of aunt's inattention, pick up an egg, hold it in your hand and gently touch it. She said solemnly, "Don't be afraid of chickens, you will come to the world soon." After that, I never hesitated. I peeled an egg, and a chicken with no eyes was born before the heat disappeared. It looked at me and cried twice, as if to say, "Thank you for letting me come to this world as soon as possible." I was so happy that I peeled the second one, too When I peeled off the fourth one, the hen came back. When she saw me bullying the little snake, she bit me, and suddenly her blood flowed. I went to my aunt in tears. My aunt didn't say anything about me, but said sadly, "Little fool, the chicken won't be born until a certain time!" " If you send them like this, you will die. "Hearing this, I hurried to see the chicken. Sure enough, all the chickens I "delivered" were dying, and all those who didn't "delivered" survived. I regretted it, but it was too late. ...

Although it has been a long time, although I was still young and ignorant there, it has been urging me to forge ahead, never back down. I don't know if I can do it. Please choose me.

Hmm. How interesting

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