If a boy is less than 1 60, we call him semi-disabled.
The girl with him, we call her the chairman of the Disabled Persons' Federation.
I have a classmate with poor sexual function, so I call him a doctor (erectile collapse)
A female friend had a flat chest, and her boyfriend joked with her and nicknamed her "microwave oven". But I heard it ended badly.
There is a big brother's only hobby in the dormitory-sleeping! So everyone called him "Leader"!
Occasionally, a colleague who used to be nicknamed "Radish Silk" has been renamed as "684 14 14", which means "Radish Silk".
A little bit. "
My salary is spent every month. My mother calls me Moonlight! ! !
In college, there was a classmate who liked to sleep in class, but he didn't snore loudly when he slept, so everyone called him cannon! "
I have a colleague, because the first letter of her name is F, so we call her F2.
One of my classmates, Zhang, was so fat that he was called "Big Hippo". It took hundreds of millions of years to evolve into "Big Brother Kyle".
The potato turned into "Tuge"—
My colleagues all call a player of Guoan team a side leak, and of course everyone can guess the reason.
When I was at school, I joked that a classmate was a "three clones two". Take the meaning of "boring, * *, rogue", which means people.
One is that human nature is good, and the other is unique.
Going to middle school is for boys who are not 176cm. The most straightforward nickname is: root number 3.
I had a classmate in high school who would tell dirty jokes, so he was named "Lao Huang".
Later, it developed to not only speak for itself, but also mobilize "underachievers" to tell dirty jokes together, so it was renamed "teaching"
Yellow ".
In high school, our head teacher's surname is Ao, so his nickname is "Ao Bai".
A comrade-in-arms complained that the new mat at home was not good, and it was full of burrs. He pricked his knee and his wife's back. People in the dormitory
Laughing wildly ~ ~ Later, a comrade-in-arms played a joke on him and asked him to go to the podium to show you how to tie it. He smiled and said:
"I want to demonstrate on the moon." Since then, he has been nicknamed "the instructor of the moon".
A girl in senior three got a nickname: Tibetan-necked deer yw 1 1.
A girl's nickname
A girl is white, fat and tender. Her name is Wu Hua.
The girl's face is relatively flat, and her chin is pointed and slightly stretched forward. She is called a shovel.
The girl's face is big, flat, a little black and a little freckled, which is called black sesame cake.
When I was in middle school. My classmates see me as black. There is a prince charming in the class. So ... Gave me a nickname called the dark horse king.
Son. In middle school. My face is red with a black border. The nickname became red-faced Guan Gong.
Our former math teacher was very nice, serious and soft, like cotton wool. Everyone calls him Lao Mian, the representative of his subject.
It is also soft cotton, so Xiaomian is all male.
Once upon a time, the ranking of gg in my class was "Lao", Lao Ping (head), Lao (mother) pig, Lao Lang (Wu Dalang) and Lao.
Blow. . . . . . . . . . . Mm is the word "big", chinemys reevesii (head), big black, * * *,
A university teacher, very fierce, called "machete"; Another teacher, studying abroad, doctor, is very powerful, the question is very strange, and he will scold.
People don't wear dirty words, but they can make you feel chest tightness for several days. This is called "flying knife".
In the office, there are many comrades Wang Xing, and a little comrade ranks sixth, named "Liu Wang". A few days later, two new kings joined, and the little comrade finally ranked.
The eighth trip ~ ~ ~ ~ is hard luck!
Teachers in universities are called "Four Famous Arrests" and "* * *" according to the scores of cheating in invigilation.
It's not a nickname. It's a real name. In droves Anyone who doesn't understand clearly becomes a dog.
I met a girl whose face is surprisingly peaceful and round. I call her a plate. A classmate, who runs fast, calls him a tortoise, and runs faster than a rabbit.
Let's go A junior high school classmate named Yang Wei felt uncomfortable afterwards and changed his name to "Yang Dawei"
I also have a teacher who teaches pedagogy, saying that as long as you recite more, you will do well in the exam, so we call her Beethoven.
There is a colleague in my unit named Cui Changfu, who is called "whore"
My high school chemistry teacher is very fat ~ ~ ~ Let's call her "fertilizer".
In our countryside, we pay attention to giving children cheap names, saying that they are good to feed. Village ... >>
Question 2: Nicknames for boys should be pleasant to listen to, and it is best not to be funny. Life attack is not good.
Question 3: I'll give you a nickname ... pig head (you are not a good person, you always like to insult people with nicknames. )
Question 4: Give boys nicknames! Domineering and a little funny! 10 Fendebazi
Question 5: What nickname should I give my boyfriend? Very funny, very funny.
Question 6: What nickname should I give my boyfriend? Delicious and interesting fruit:
Limestone ash
Lemon lemon
mango
Coconut coconut
Papaya papaya
Litchi Litchi
Kiwi Kiwi
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Plum plums
Cherry cherry
vegetables
Onion Onion
Yam yam
Bone marrow zucchini
Pumpkin pumpkin
Sautéed Green Beans
energy
Carrots. Carrots
Cabbage cabbage
Celery celery
Gumbo Gumbo
Lettuce lettuce
Mushroom mushroom
Personally, I think cherry, litchi, kiwi, ginger and okra are all good and lovely ~ I hope they can be adopted ~
Question 7: The nickname Daquan boy is funny. Every time I chat with others, I see all kinds of people fighting. . . , I can't stand it! Nima, were you a goldfish in your last life? If nothing happens, just spit bubbles. . .
Question 8: Think of your boyfriend as a nickname. The funnier the better, the more the better! Four words at most, naughty ones are called preserved eggs.
Question 9: Give boys a funny nickname. My girlfriend is a lazy person. Every time I do housework, she always watches Korean dramas with snacks. I couldn't stand her for a long time, so I yelled at her, "Can't you see I'm busy here?" Can't you come and help? "
She was obviously scared, put down her snacks and walked to my side trembling. "Pa"-a crisp sound hit my hand.