A.run faster than a bear
Run as fast as a bear.
C. Run slower than a bear
People who choose A are worse than animals, people who choose B are worse than animals, and people who choose C are worse than animals!
Question 2: riddle riddle question: what should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out? Play a star.
Answer: Wang Leehom.
Reason: to coax.
Question: What if I come out again?
The answer is: Han Hong.
Reason: Still coax.
Question: A drunk ran to a big tree and typed an animal name?
Answer: Rabbit.
Cause: Vomiting.
Question: Another drunk came to call another animal's name?
Answer: Rabbit.
Reason: also spit.
Question: Can you cover the sky with leaves?
Answer: Just cover your eyes with leaves.
Question: What is the narrowest road?
Answer: The way home is very narrow.
Question 3: Is there a riddle used to deceive people? Recommend a few heads and feet and guess an action.
Question 4: Find a funny riddle. There are three dogs barking above, in the middle and below. They found a pile of shit. In the street, I found a container of shit in the kitchen, and when I came back, I found it was gone! ~~
Who ate shit?
Question 5: riddle 0010-old Zhan keeps a dog and never washes it. Why don't dogs get fleas? Answer: Because dogs can only have puppies 0011-two ants carry a pole and an ant looks up on the pole. Answer: Six 0012-Why are two children just right? Answer: Because there are three kinds of unfilial -00 13- why do babies cry at birth? Answer: because he saw that the nurse's aunt was too beautiful and ... the elephant candy was not sugar, and he couldn't taste it with his mouth. He helped you correct the typo and went back and forth on the paper. Answer: Eraser 0015-There are a pair of identical twin brothers. My brother has a mole, but my brother doesn't. But even if twins wear the same clothes, some people can immediately know who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother. who is it? Answer: my own 0016-there is a lettering gentleman, and the price list he hangs is written like this: carve 4 corners of "official script"; Hexagon carved "imitation song style" and octagonal carved "your seal"; Engrave your lover's seal 12 yuan. Then what is the unit price of his lettering? Answer: Every word has two corners 00 17 ―― A person has three hairs, why should he cut off one? Answer: He wants to be Sanmao's brother.
00 18- Mr. Hua has a skill that people who see him will automatically put their palms up. What's going on here? Answer: He is Dr. China 00 19- You Mei, an old man, who went to the hospital for examination. The doctor told him to relax. What happened to him? Answer: douke Yan 0020- Apricot jumped from the 52nd floor. Why nothing? Answer: She is bird 002 1- Why do two handsome guys fight for a woman who looks like a dinosaur? Answer: I want to take a taxi to marry her. 0022- I've had more than a year, why can't I save any money? Answer: Because he is expelled every year, 0023-five brothers live together, with different names and different heights. Answer: Finger 0024-The doctor gave you three pills to take every half hour. How long will it take to finish? Answer: One hour 0025- Interference Answer: Step 0026-What's the name of driving around the river when you are bored? Answer: Baihua Oil 0027- What should the employer wear in case of labor dispute? Answer: bulletproof vest 0028- Who are Cinderella's parents? Answer: Snow White and Bao Gong 0029-3 were walking on the road. It did a somersault, and then it did it again (guess the four-word idiom). Answer: Three times and two times. 0030- Magic soap made of pig liver and bear gall (guess the four-word idiom). Answer: Treat each other with sincerity (soap) 003 1- Why do some people like reading comics? Answer: boring.
Question 6: The mystery of trick, the mystery of pervert. Trick riddle: 1. Add two XX(XX is the name you want to cheat) and you will be a famous singer in Taiwan Province Province. Guess which singer. Answer: Wu Bai-because it is the sum of two 250. 2. There are two tears on the pig's * *, and there is a song called-Your Tears Face. 3. A rooster and a chicken. A hen and a chicken. A rooster and a hen type seven words. Two chickens answer: Two chickens answer: Fool or two chickens. Xiao Wang catches mice with mousetraps at home. The next morning, he found a live mouse caught in the cage, but there were two dead mice outside the cage. Answer: I laughed to death when I saw my companion stupid enough to be caught. There is a young man who wants to do business in the river. However, there are no boats or bridges in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning, and it only took him an hour to swim to the other side. In the afternoon, the width and velocity of the river did not change. More importantly, his swimming speed did not change, but it took him two and a half hours to swim to the other side of the river. Why do you think it is? Answer: two and a half hours is an hour! On a gloomy night, a white girl with long hair and pale face stood in front of her eyes. She touched her with her hand, but she couldn't touch it. Why? Answer: Xiaoxiao forgot to blow out the candles when he slept because the power went out at night when the window was windy. When she woke up the next day, there was a long candle to burn. What happened? Answer: Because it was blown out by the wind. 7. Test you: What should I do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"! 8. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story? 9. It's wood that makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages! 10. To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone Tongchun Green, Dark Stone TongChun Zhu. 1 1. This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read it out loud: In bed, I can only win the prize by holding plum blossoms, inviting Wen to sleep and knowing the spring scenery in bed. 12. There is a tree in the yard. This tree is bigger than the yard. There is a bird's nest in the tree. There is a bird in the nest. This bird is bigger than the nest and will lay an egg. Then I ask you what kind of egg is this? 13. A bear with a tail is a koala. ] What kind of bear is a bear with a penis? Answer: Mother Bear 14.9.28 is Confucius' birthday, so what is the date of 10.28? Answer: Confucius full moon 15. Why can Xiao Ming stop the car with one hand? Answer: The car is a taxi 16. Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math as one of the best. Why? Answer: Count from one to two 17. What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Answer: The other foot 18. Xiao Yang's homework has always been the first in the class. Why did he fall to the third place this time? Answer: Because the scores of two people exceeded his 19. In the track and field competition, when Xiaoming finally surpassed the second place at the last minute, what was his ranking? Answer: the second place is 20. What kind of mountains and seas can move the answer: a sea of people 2 1. What book is the answer that normal people don't read: blind books 22. Dumb people go to the store to buy nails, knock a few times with a hammer, and the salesman will know. What should blind people do when they buy scissors? Answer: 23. Excuse me: what should I do if the pig runs out of the pigsty? (Please guess the name of a male singer) Answer: Wang Leehom: What should You Zhu do if he runs out of the pigsty? (Please guess the name of a female singer) Answer: Han Hong: What should I do if You Zhu runs out of the pigsty? (Please guess the name of the male singer) Answer: Zaizai 24. Q: What did a fat man become when he jumped from the 20th floor? Answer: Fat man 25. There was a swordsman whose sword was cold and his heart was cold. Later, he died. How did he die? Answer: frozen. 25. Do you know why pigs like to ask why? Answer: When the other person answers why! 26. What does penis mean? A: Two chickens! 27. Have you heard the story that the big pig said yes and the little pig said no? Look down, and keep a normal heart. Horror riddle. 1. One day, a woman went to a public toilet in the evening 1 1 after work because of something urgent. She saw that the people in the ladies' room were very empty, only ... >>
Question 7: Funny and funny riddles 10. I woke up after eating plums in the car yesterday. Later, I was beaten up and heard that the pervert.
Question 8: Who knows the riddle of this magic ... (Brain teaser) Have you ever heard the story that * * * has it and fools don't? Commentary: If the other party answers "Yes", it means * * * (* * Yes), and if the other party answers "No", it means a fool (no fool). Once upon a time, there were three children. Their names are me, me, me and me. One day, they went to play together. I'm buying a book, I'm singing, and another person is eating shit. Guess who this shit eater is? (Answer: "I") A pig ran over and saw one end of the wall hit the wall. Why? (Pigs can't think quickly) A pig came running and saw the wall and went around. Why? One night, you were walking alone on the road, passing by a single-plank bridge. You just walked to the middle of the bridge and found a wolf glaring at the other end of the bridge. You were about to run back. But what is frightening is that you find a ghost following you to the bridge behind you. At this time, when you pull out the bow behind you and take the arrow, you remember that you only have one arrow, so this arrow. Or shoot a ghost? Answer: I knew you must be a pervert by killing a wolf. Answer: shoot a ghost and I know you must be a pervert. 26.9/2= Answer: 13.45 (It was me at thirteen o'clock) Lao Wang's pig hit the railing and didn't die. Why? A: I don't know (the pig is also wondering). A family has a pig and a donkey. Q: Do you want to kill the pig or the donkey first? Answer: pig (donkey thinks so)/donkey (pig thinks so) When you see a pile of shit in the street, will you remain silent or surprised? What is 5437 plus 1? In 5438 forest, which animal likes to ask others why? A: Pig (I can't guess for sure. When you tell him the answer, he will definitely ask you why. That's a pig! ) 2: Have you heard the story "Fools say no wise man says yes"? Answer: Yes (it is a fool to say no). Pour cold water on the pig and answer a song by Richie Jen-You are in tears.
Question 9: Who has some riddles that play tricks on people or what they say to others? A little man in a hat rides a mare, followed by a small white and a small spoon.