Xuan Li

Flower ghost: Xun, may I ask you a question?

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Flower Ghost: Question: There is a pig. It weighs 300 kilograms, but it has to cross a wooden bridge that can only bear 100 kilograms. What will it think of when you cross this wooden bridge?

Looking for three lines on his head, it seems that anonymous has a hobby of liking pigs. )

Flower Ghost: Oh, by the way, under the wooden bridge is a cliff, not a river. Don't worry about whether it can swim across.

Xun: I know, what you don't say is nonsense! If you were that 300-pound pig, you wouldn't die swimming. What a stupid pig. What do you think, Xiao Wu?

Xiaowu: Sir, please forgive Tong Wu's stupidity. This question is too profound for my subordinates to guess. However, the subordinates think that this pig should still be on the edge of the cliff, and it has not been thought out so far.

(After this incident, Bao accidentally learned and shouted: Tong Wu! You have become my idol again. Fortunately, that pig is not you, but a flower ghost. )

Flower ghost: Forget it. This bitch is obviously playing me. I will talk to her about it.

(whoosh, someone disappeared. )

Xun: If it's really her problem, then it's no wonder that the flower ghost.

(two "howls", someone is back. )

Flower Ghost: Xiaowu, I'm really sure you can answer this question correctly.

(Xun and Xiao Wu are sweating. )

Flower ghost: One more question. Question: A pig wanted to cross the wooden bridge. Who knows, when he walked to the middle of the bridge, a wolf appeared in front of him. Just as he was about to turn and walk back, he found a tiger behind him. As the saying goes, there are wolves in front and tigers behind, and everyone wants to eat them. How did it get past? By the way, a bridge or a cliff.

(Seek and Xiaowu reproduce three lines on their heads. Why a pig? )

Xun: If you were that pig, what would you do?

Flower Ghost: If I were the pig, I would stop the wolf in front and the tiger behind with my point-needling method, and then kick them down with one foot and swagger past.

(Flower Ghost has also posted more than N perfectly shaped holes and Dafa here. Find Xiao Wu to sweat again. The problem is that the protagonist in the topic is a pig. It is amazing and powerful to use the acupuncture method without phase! )

Flower Ghost: Shit, you dead fox, you even played with your hag.

Search: ..... (You just know, this question is obviously playing with you, as stupid as a pig. )

Flower ghost: Forget it, forget it. I'll ask Xiaowu. Xiao Wu, what do you think?

Xiaowu: Sorry, playboy, Wu Tong is not a pig, so I don't know what that pig is thinking.

Flower ghost: ... forget it, I'll find that hag theory again.

("whew" someone jumped up again. )

Xun: Come on, let's go and see how the pig passed.

(There are two people hiding in a flower not far from Guanlian Pavilion ...)

Z: Oh, it turned out that the pig passed out. Hey, Xiao Wu, do you think Flower Ghost is going to faint, too?

Xiaowu: Sir, when confronted with this kind of problem, basically most people will faint like that pig, so I didn't answer Grandpa Hua's question just now for fear that he would faint on the spot.

Search: ... (Well, I didn't expect Xiaowu to be such a master of hiding. )