I think my master should have no money, because I can eat delicious cat food and fresh fish every once in a while. The house we live in is very small. The window is next to the table and the table is next to the bed. But I am still very satisfied, because I can easily jump on my master's shoulder.
Speaking of which, some animals (I believe cats can understand) may ask, how can cats know what money is? Then you are ignorant. We cats are social animals and have a huge network of relationships. Cats talk to each other. Of course, the most important topic is where there is delicious food. Generation after generation, we already know what is valuable. This is the cat's money, which can be used to exchange other things with other cats. In the past, most of our ancestors lived in the countryside, and the money they used was mice, which could be exchanged for a fish or a sparrow. Now, we have come to the big city with the owners. The money we use is cat food, which can be exchanged for many things, including fish, chicken nuggets, butterflies, smooth branches, a ball found in the trash can and so on.
I like to sleep late. As long as I have nothing to do, I can sleep all afternoon. When it rains, I'd rather stay indoors than go anywhere, half asleep and half awake. The host raised some flowers on the balcony at home, including yellow and pink roses, gardenias as white as milk, green aloe, fragrant jasmine and so on. Ah, I dare not go near flowers that are too fragrant. My nose is uncomfortable, and it is troublesome to smell other things. I prefer Phalaenopsis. When the owner bought it for the first time, I saw a branch swaying and there were many butterflies on it. I was very happy. I jumped up and caught some butterflies. For this, I was criticized by my master. I like chicken bones. Every time the host eats chicken feet with pickled peppers, I smell the fragrance from a distance and run to the host's feet, eagerly waiting for the chicken bones.
Besides chicken bones, I also like to try some new things, but I have to taste them secretly when the host is not looking. Once, I saw my master pour a transparent water into a cup, and the water bubbled. The host was so happy that he burped after drinking it. i also want to have a try. When the master went to the toilet, I jumped on the table and stuck out my tongue to lick it. It is too spicy. I let out a cry of excitement and almost alarmed the owner of the toilet. Fortunately, I ran fast and was not found. Another time, I saw a transparent object floating in a cup, giving off cold light in the air. I leaned forward, feeling cool. Ah, I couldn't help sticking out my tongue and licking it. Suddenly, it seems that this object gives birth to a kind of magic, which firmly attracts my tongue. I struggled desperately, but I couldn't pull it down. The host heard my screams and rushed over to help me wash away that cold, sticky and terrible thing with cold water. Although I have suffered several times, I will not give up trying new things.
Although the host often publishes such a declaration: "I want to work hard, I want to struggle, I want to be the big boss, the villa is near the sea, the future, come on!" . But I know that he has a small board that can make all kinds of wonderful sounds and knock. The host always plays with his head down for a long time. Once tired of playing, the host will be depressed and can only lie flat, where can he be ambitious. In my cat's opinion, what fun can a small board have? Why are humans so fascinated? In fact, it is better to wander in the bushes, sometimes jumping butterflies, sometimes climbing trees, and sometimes grabbing the ball with the same kind.
Because the host's life is tight, it is still difficult to make ends meet by tapping the board at night. The host gets up early for work every morning and won't come back until evening. This time is my free time, so I ran to the yard for a walk. The yard is very big, with lush trees and flowers. There are many interesting places, and the most important thing is to play with your companions.
The cat brothers I often play with are Xiao Pang and Xiao Hua. Xiao Pang is Embryo Cat, who was brought up by a family living next door. The host's food is very good. He eats well, so we all call him Xiao Pang.
Xiaopang's owner is a programmer, about thirty or forty years old. I think he should be very rich, otherwise why Xiao Pang eats so fat.
I slipped to Xiaopang's house along the path near the window. Xiao pang's house is spacious, much bigger than his master's house. Xiao Pang and I have to run for a long time to walk around the house. According to Xiao Pang, his master came back very late recently. When he came back, he always called a strange female human with a small board and asked if the other person was at home. When the host comes back, he always brings many delicious foods, such as meatballs and fat beef rolls. Although there are so many delicious foods, the host looks unhappy and always tired, so I basically eat all the food.
I asked Xiao Pang, "Why is your master so tired? His hair is getting less and less. Is it because he is too busy at work? "
Xiao Pang replied, "I don't know. There are several rooms in our big house that have been vacant. Maybe the master needs a female human. " Cats look for mates by sound. Humans seem to need something else. The host is usually taciturn, which should be difficult. "
I told Xiao Pang that our cat would fight for two things. First, they will fight for food. The second is to compete for spouses. I think humans are similar. Fortunately, I am a cat, as long as the conditions are good, I don't need to prepare too many extra things for the game. Instead of grabbing more food and spouses, it is better to listen to cicadas in trees, watch fish in water and chase butterflies in the grass.
Xiao pang said, you are absolutely right. Let's find Xiaohua to play in the grass.
Xiao pang and I came out of the window in tandem, jumped on a glass platform outside the balcony, then climbed a nearby tree and trotted along the branches to Xiaohua's home in the north of the yard.
Xiaohua is a cat with yellow stripes. The owner of Xiaohua is a middle school student, and his family is lively. In addition to him, there are parents, grandparents and aunts at home.
Just arrived near Xiaohua's home, I heard a fierce quarrel inside: male voice, …… no tutor. Female voice, the average score of mathematics in the senior high school entrance examination this year is only 36. What should I do if I don't cram? Do you want our children to work in the assembly line in the future?
We meow in the tree, which is our contact slogan. As long as we hear this cry, we will sneak out to meet it. Soon after we shouted, Xiaohua slipped out of the open living room door and climbed up the tree.
Xiaohua said that his master was in a bad mood today, probably because of his poor exam results. Xiao pang asked, what is an exam? Can I eat it? Xiaohua said that it looks like a piece of paper with many curved lines on it. It doesn't look delicious I said, let's go and play. We don't know much about human beings. Today, I will teach you how to fly with the wind. Xiaohua said, well, let's play in the grass on the west side of the yard, but I don't want to be like you. I like to think for myself. I think what I have figured out is true and reliable, and it will always be my knowledge and skills. Although the cat is short, I have to do it myself. We put our front paws on our mouths and licked them, and then put them on our chests to show our respect for Xiaohua.
We cats walked to the grass on the west side of the yard. Today, there are many insects in the grass, especially butterflies, which are yellow and white, flapping their wings on the wild flowers in the grass, and their scales reflect dazzling light in the sun. Seeing the light calling us, we suddenly refreshed.
So, we chased butterflies and played all the way to Westinghouse. There, through the closed glass window, we saw a fat black British short-haired male cat inside. We tried to knock on the glass to say hello to him, but he just turned away from us.
Neither Xiaohua nor I know this black cat. Xiao Pang said that he had seen the black cat, and his owner and the owner of the black cat were distant relatives. He heard other cats say something about this black cat: this black cat has black hair all over, and only one place has white hair. Because this pair of white hairs, a fact that cannot be changed after birth, can't sell at a high price, and is often laughed at by other cats. Every time the cat laughs at it, it fights back and fights together. Several times, it tore off each other's beard and was inevitably bitten off a lot of hair. Because it fights fiercely, we all call it big black. He is eccentric, sometimes ecstatic, sometimes sad and angry, so we generally dare not play with him.
Xiaohua said, I think the flower cat is very beautiful, so I won't worry about the hair, and I won't argue with other cats because of it. No one can change what has been decided by birth, and the weak will mainly attribute failure and mediocrity to the problems of environment and birth. The strong should reflect on their own problems.
Xiao Pang said that what Xiaohua said is very reasonable, but not every cat can do it, whether it is strong or weak, as long as it can accept itself.
Because female cats can give birth and male cats can't, people also discriminate against cats. Generally speaking, the price of female cats is higher than that of male cats. Although I am also a male cat, I don't care about it, because this yard is very big and it takes a long time to walk around. The cat is so short that I don't have enough time to explore the yard. Why should I be worried?
This article is a tribute to Natsume Sasaki's "I am a cat", and it was also completed under the agreement with Jianyou. Jane friends who are interested in this subject can also participate, and the requirements are as follows:
1. Describe the event from a cat's perspective;
2. The number of words is limited to 5000 words (too long to read).