65438 +0? When I was in junior high school, the Chinese teacher always said before the exam, don't be empty, and the math teacher always said that I wouldn't have to write the answer. One day, when I was taking a Chinese exam, a poem appeared to fill in the blanks. The topic is: "Men don't flick when they cry, _ _ _ _ _". I want to break my head. It's almost time to hand in the paper. I remember the teacher said that poetry is generally neat, so I slowly wrote the answer to the previous sentence. Men don't flick when they have tears, while women play slowly when they have tears.
Number two? This is a topic in China. We should write a slogan to protect flowers and plants. I thought of a sentence I didn't know where I saw, and wrote it down: Today you step on my head, and tomorrow I will plant it on your grave. I didn't expect the teacher to give full marks at last. ?
Number three? There is such a question in the local exam for junior high school students, and the last version of a fill-in-the-blank question has racked my brains and I don't know how to write it. The topic is: what is in mammals? I thought about it and wrote it down? Navel? Three big characters. I still can't forget the look on my face when my biology teacher looked at me, as if I were mentally retarded.
No.4 this is an application problem of high school Chinese. It says that a patient's X-ray shows a shadow, which is suspected to be a tumor. As a doctor, how are you going to tell him gently? A boy's answer was told by the Chinese teacher of the whole grade in the class: I dare not say whether your illness is serious or not, but I will be famous if I cure you. After reading it, I feel really euphemistic.
Number five? A history exam in junior high school, the topic is: Who put forward the idea of separation of powers? Someone in the next class forgot who it was, and he began to think: separation of powers, three pillars. Then, he thought of Cao Cao, and then he thought of Cao Mengde. Thought of here, the goods feel the name is a bit familiar, so decisively fill in Montesquieu. I can't believe he's right. Are you angry? Another time, an ancient poem filled in the blanks with the title: Forget what happened in the king's world and win fame after his death. Finish two poems later. Students fill in: Laughter from a double-faced student, junior high school physics exam. Also, the topic is: Who discovered electromagnetic induction? A classmate in the next class (also taught by our teacher) filled in the name of our physics teacher. Do you say classic is not classic?
No.6 when I was a child, an exam turned the lyrics of Snail into reading comprehension. Q: What qualities does this snail have? Positive solution: perseverance and so on, but my first sentence is: I think he is a stupid snail, and then I argued for a long time, no matter how the snail climbs, the relative distance from the sky will not be shortened, and there is nothing good about climbing to the sky. Although I wrote a lot, I honestly got 0 points and was scolded by my mother for a long time.
The above is an example that I have seen of writing the answers to test papers into paragraphs. Welcome to add in the comments section.