There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.
2. Bathing is the blessing of the ass and the bitterness of the head; Watching movies is a blessing on the head and a pain on the ass; Listening to you is bad for your head and ass.
Maybe we walked so far, not to see the scenery, but to meet ourselves at the end of the world.
People like spring breeze and hate cold wind. In fact, the cold wind is innocent, but the temperature is getting worse!
How can two people be friends if their weights are not an order of magnitude? You can't play on the seesaw.
6. Make trouble without reason and have a plan!
7. If you are angry for one minute, you will lose two seconds of happiness.
8. I have never understood mathematics since I picked up the pen that fell to the ground in the first grade.
9. My progress made him sit up and take notice, and since then he has lost his eyes.
10. In junior high school math class, the teacher talked about equation transformation. He rolled his sleeves on the podium and shouted: Attention, students! I'm going to change!
1 1. People have plenty of backgrounds, but I only have my back.
12. You don't have to be responsible for every passerby, and you don't have to preach to every passerby.
13. Even when washing your hair, you should pay great attention to it, lest water enter your brain.
14. If I were a zombie, I would definitely choose to eat the brains of all good students.
15. Don't say you're single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.
16. Because I broke up with the quilt this morning, the quilt is very cold for me now.
17. Never leaving is bullshit, and vows of eternal love are memories.
18. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.
19. Everything will be fine in the end, even if the car is dismantled and the wheels are sold.
20. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.
April Fool's Day greetings 2 1. Obesity is the pain of breathing, eating KFC will hurt, eating McDonald's will hurt, and even drinking water will hurt.
22. Mom and Dad are really amazing creatures. They believe all the rumors in their circle of friends, but they will expose your lies at a glance.
23. Ma Ma said: How can I provoke her during the rebellious period? What will she do to me during menopause?
24. You have only two choices. I will be your wife or your wife's nightmare.
25. All unforgettable love is the moment when the soul is free in bed!
26. Don't reveal your wound to others. There are not many doctors in the world, but many people sprinkle salt.
27. Every time I say that I will never talk to you again, don't believe me. Do I look like a man of principle?
28. Taking the courier feels like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but you often find that the child is very similar to the old king next door after being disassembled.
29. I am small-minded, but I don't lack it. I have a good temper, but I don't lack it!
30. Why do I often cry? Because I'm so fucking sleepy.
3 1. In English class, the teacher asked us to read the word apple, and the whole class tacitly shouted "iphone".
32. Learning Buddhism is a confession of one's conscience, not for others to see.
33. Full of wisdom, he propped up his face abruptly.
34. I like you so much that you will die.
35. Women are like clothes. My brother wears a brand that ordinary men can never afford.
36. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.
37. Flip a coin: surf the Internet head-on, sleep on the opposite side, and stand up to do your homework.
38. Time will not dilute the pain, but will only make people get used to it.
39. You are the first song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.
40. Showing off your wealth is like being complacent, trying to show off your gorgeous appearance, but being seen by someone else's ass.
April Fool's Day greetings 3 4 1. When the personality is sleepy, the moral level is not clear, so teachers should pay attention.
42. The sky is falling, you hold me!
Even if my love is cheap, it's not a discount for you.
Since the holiday, washing your face every day has nothing to do with me.
45. Smoke rose from Luxiang in Rizhao. When Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant, his mouth was watering outside thousands of feet and he had no money in his pocket.
46. As long as you have a classroom in your heart, you don't skip classes anywhere.
47. A girl with thick legs envies all kinds of thin legs, no matter whether he is a man or a woman.
48. My soul is singing and dancing, but my body is on the bed.
49. Be my girlfriend, and I will protect you from my other girlfriends.
I know that most of my efforts are useless, but I don't know which half.
5 1. I am ruthless, licking my fingers and crying.
You know I can be happy with your words, but you are too stingy.
53. What about your spine? Run away from home!
54. It is best to show food in a circle of friends at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later!
55. When I see a classmate looking in the mirror, I always say, Look in the mirror.
56. I choose kindness, not because I am weak, but because I understand that good and evil will be rewarded.
57. I couldn't sleep the year before, and I couldn't sleep the year after.
58. In this low-key world, I have to use high-key to cover myself up.
59. If you wear fashion, it is not mainstream. Dress sexy and you can sit on the stage.
60. I am sleepy all the year round, but I am most awake when I lie in bed.
I will never let others down, because I have done it before I promised others!
62. There will always be a blind man looking at you and then having nothing to say to you.
63. When it comes to feelings, I have a headache, spend money lavishly and waste my life.
You can't blame others for standing up straight and looking down at you when you are crawling on the ground.
What people hate most is not that he pulled up a tree, but that he didn't bury a hole under it.
66. Don't eat what's in the bowl, but worry about what's in the bowl. Just eat with a pot.
67. People hold hands and I hold the dog to see who is unhappy with a bite.
68. I thought it was a flower on the edge of a cliff, but later I learned that it was just slag in a sea of people!
69. Want to be spoiled, want to be happy, want you, forget it, want money.
70. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.
7 1. Why do people live? Just for those great grandfathers Mao.
72. Being single is not difficult. The hard part is dealing with people who try their best to make you end your single life.
73. Dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.
There are only two things I can't do in my life, this and that.
75. If it is a mistake to have money, I would rather make the same mistake again.
76. Self-timer is such a thing: three points are doomed, and seven points depend on the filter.
77. I will try to save money and buy an ATM.
78. My mind is not about the bus, not about sitting down when there is an empty seat.
79. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but there are countless heartless people.
80. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.
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