Selected quotations with the highest success rate:
1. The online girl turned around and scared a cow to death. Online girls look back and the Yangtze River flows backwards. Online girls turn again, and Halley's comet hits the earth!
2. I want to be an emperor, but I am afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid of getting into trouble.
3. I love you more than Sima! My love for you is brighter than Zhuge! For your heart, it will last longer than Guan Yunchang! I don't need to say what you mean!
4. Feelings, feelings, that is, if you are cold, I will be ruthless; Ambition, ambition, is that if you don't hug me, I have to put up with you!
5. My brother hung the melon basket on the wide ditch, and the basket leaked. My brother panicked and rolled the ditch. My brother buckled the melon basket across the wide ditch, and the melon fell into the basket and leaked.
6. Revolutionary wine glasses are served every day, and drinking bad party style hurts the stomach. The wife who drinks is back to back, and the wife complains to the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary said it was wrong to drink this.
7. The work is already too tired, so why bother to suffer for her? Think about being nice to him, think about being punished, I'm embarrassed to say, bye-bye my girl.
8. From the back, you are expecting, from the side, you are disappointed, and from the front, you are desperate.
9. Thank you for enjoying this article. Please pay attention to more classic sentences: chatting with friends is often used, flowers are not always there, and youth is not always there. Get in love while you are still young.
10. Adversity belongs to the wife and romance belongs to the lover. Family happiness belongs to the wife, and loneliness belongs to the lover.
The most successful strike up a conversation quotation:
1. Excited heart, shaking hands, I propose a toast to the leader, who will give me a bite at will. I didn't leave until the leader drank this glass of wine, so he knew what to do next.
2. marry a chicken with a chicken; Marry a dog and follow the dog; Marry a monkey and run all over the mountain; Marry me and treat you to roast goose!
3. explanation is cover-up. Covering up is not equal to not being excellent. If there is no Excellence, it is better to go home and rest!
4. I'm crazy, you're stupid, and you get home in a fog. Love me when you come back from work!
5. Love you, love you, I really love you, find an artist to draw for you, draw you on the carpet, hold the carpet and I will hold you!
6. I was finally loved and left behind. If you ask why, because I am so handsome, now beautiful women love ugly men, and boys are still ugly.
7. Smelly, smelly, smelly, really smelly, weird skin, toad mouth, tiger nose, pig ears, see how you can stink!
8. It's not sleepy in spring, and mosquitoes bite everywhere. Pat at night, how many mosquitoes die?
9. What moved me was your name; What attracts me is your appearance; It is your silver that surrounds me; I am your finger; Close to me is your body; Tie me up! This is our baby!
10. Boss: Friends are for use; Brothers are betrayed; Boss, that's how I escaped.
1 1. Leader's voice: A wife is sincere and precious, but gold and silver are more expensive. If it's money, I'd rather let people soak it.
12. Beauty criteria: American hair, French waist, Indian nose, Hong Kong feet.
13. The rice screen screens the rice heart and tells my sister that she really loves Lang. Don't learn to screen thousands of eyes, learn to make candles.
14. There are many stars in a university. Walk in, it's tattered. Ten teachers and nine idiots. There is another one, insanity.
15. Hens don't give birth to welcome chickens when laying eggs. It takes time to turn eggs into chickens. Why didn't you have chickens in the first place?
16. M: Before he got engaged, he was as obedient as a grandson. After engagement, learn to talk back like a son. Give orders like Lao Zi after marriage.
17. Thank you for enjoying this article. For more classic sentences, please note that chatting with friends is a common sentence. It's strange for men to be men. If you have a ticket, it will go bad; Take a sauna every day; He doesn't love his good wife at home; The more lovers, the more pies.
18. You love your center of the earth, and I love your liver. Actually, I like your safe. I love your heart, your lungs and only your safe.
19. Your love is a little confused; Your heart is a little confused; Your smile is far-fetched; Don't change your figure for him.
20. You are a rose. I want to pick it, but you are afraid of pricking it.
2 1. You're a little aura, I'm a little silly, you're a little effeminate, I'm a little rustic, you smell a little sweet, I'm a little alcoholic, and I'm not angry if you're angry.
22. No matter how big a woman's business is, it is also a small matter, and no matter how small a brother's business is, it is also a big matter. Eat in one place all your life, or eat everywhere all your life.
23. Friends are like brothers, and men are like clothes. Brothers and sisters are inseparable, and their clothes change every day! !
24. The future is bright, the road is tortuous, it is easy to work, difficult to make money, easy to fall in love and difficult to get along with.
25. robbery! Hands Up! The man stands on the left, the woman stands on the right, and the pervert stands in the middle, saying you, look at the phone!
26. Animals have a little compassion, but I don't, so I'm not an animal!
27. When human beings think, God laughs. The boss gets angry when subordinates think about it. Children think, adults worry.
Life needs five children, a nice guy, a good seat, a ticket in hand, a beautiful wife and a son.
29. Thank you for enjoying this article. Please pay attention to more classic sentences: chatting with friends is commonly used. People have six dreams. When they become the first place, good luck shines on their dreams, and their spring dreams are seamless, which makes them omnipotent dreams, misguided dreams, terrible nightmares and dreamlike lives.
30. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime. If fashion is a mistake, then I have been wrong again and again. What a miserable life!
3 1. If there is a piano sound, why not put it in the box? If the sound is on your fingers, why not listen to it on your fingers?
32. Sansheng is fortunate to know you, and visitors from all directions no longer care; Women admire your beauty, and women love you both; Spring holidays are refreshing, fast horses are slow to be bosom friends, and joy brings sorrow for a hundred years.
33. Part I: Look at the back, there are thousands of troops; Downward: turn around and retreat from various princes; Horizontal batch: my god!
34. The girl's heart is flawless; Innocent heart, beauty lies in innocence; The heart of the strong is fearless; The beauty of people with lofty ideals lies in selflessness.
35. Imperial edict: Fengtian carries goods, and the emperor summoned: No shit is allowed for three years now, and no shit is allowed with paper. Paper is only three feet long until you die. I admire this!
36. Guests and friends in the world are nosy and miserable; There are several sincere thanks, but there are still many in the world.
37. Math makes me very tired, and physics is even more wrong. Learning really makes me haggard and my spirit is about to collapse. I won't fall behind just by surfing the internet!
38. I am afraid of the weather, the earth and the teacher coming to my house. Sitting on my pier and drinking my tea, my mother beat me as soon as the teacher left.