Letter of guarantee to my wife 1 In order to be a competent and good husband, I solemnly promise xx as follows:
1。 A wife is always right.
2。 If not, then I must be wrong.
3。 If I am not mistaken, I must have misheard.
4。 If 2 and 3 don't match, then follow the first rule.
I promise to do all the housework (including my mother-in-law's)
Pay all income (including gray)
Listen to everything your wife says (including hair dia)
Accompany the whole shopping process (including men's stop)
Other commitments are as follows:
1。 When the wife takes a bath, she should measure the water temperature and scratch her back, and must not have lust.
2。 Wives should be brave enough to pay the bill when shopping, encourage them more, and must not have unwilling behavior.
3。 When a wife gives money, she should be grateful with tears, frugal and not extravagant.
4。 When the wife admonishes, put her hands together and stand at attention. There must be no absent-minded behavior.
5。 When your wife is away, you should miss her, lead an honest and clean life, and never cheat.
6。 If the wife is angry, she should kneel down and beg for mercy, and must not ignore it.
7。 When my wife hit me, she should let it ravage me. Thank you for your kindness. She must not stare back.
I promise to fulfill the above commitments and please supervise them. ! !
Guarantor: xxx
X year x month x day
In view of the mistakes I made yesterday and some mistakes my wife and I made in our daily life, I hereby make the following sincere promises to my wife after deep reflection and careful teaching by my wife.
First, my wife is always right. If she says I am wrong, she is wrong. If she says I am a pig, I am a pig. She will never explain blame, shirk, get angry, or talk back (except kissing) and always defend her dignity.
Second, pay attention to personal cultivation and don't swear (try your best). Even swearing is expressed in elegant words, which removes the deep-rooted thought of national boundaries and is friendly to foreigners.
Third, quit smoking as soon as possible, and give up drinking immediately (fire as soon as you find it)
Fourth, adhere to the wife's absolute leadership position, the wife will always be the first in the family, the second (after giving birth to children), the third (the wife likes dogs and is going to raise one), and I will be the fourth (if there are creatures at home, my status will be pushed back in turn).
Love your wife, never start work, never strike back, never scold, never laugh and scold, and resolutely safeguard the principle of "harmonious family building a harmonious society".
6. In daily life, when encountering problems, you must report to your wife in time, provide your own ideas, solicit her opinions, and resolutely safeguard her authority.
Chatting and communicating with your wife often can not only solve contradictions in time, but also enhance each other's feelings.
Eight, insist on taking a bath every day, pay attention to personal hygiene, if I smell, my wife can fire me on the spot.
9. I will do whatever my wife tells me to do, and I will never show my dissatisfaction. I will resolutely, quickly and excellently complete all the tasks my wife tells me with fearless revolutionary spirit.
Ten, the wife is never wrong. If I find my wife wrong, I must be wrong. If my wife makes a mistake herself, as long as she doesn't admit it, it's my fault. If my wife doesn't admit her mistake, and I still insist that my wife is wrong, then I am all wet. I want to apologize to my wife.
1 1. Never let my wife cry for me (except when I am sick, I am in pain). Never let my wife feel sorry for me (ditto).
Twelve, push away some unnecessary entertainment and go home early to accompany your wife, and never let you worry about me.
Thirteen, if one day you fall in love with another man and leave me, I admit that I will be jealous, worried, sad and painful, but I will still choose to break up. I only hope that person can love you and take care of your life as I do, and I will still bless you, because I can't take care of you personally without you, and I will pray to God for a thousand blessings.
I don't cherish having a happy wife by my side, but if you give me a chance, I will love you all my life (my world is overcast without you).
Fifteen, don't mention the past, life has been tottering, it is ok to forget the past, but it is not easy to forget you.
16. Carelessness does not restrict the wife's personal freedom.
You took away your happiness and left me with sadness. How can I part with your sadness?
Eighteen, I love you!
If the above objection refers to the first article of this guarantee, this guarantee will take effect immediately. If there is anything to add, my wife will sometimes work harder.
This guarantee was revised seven times and it took three hours and 22 minutes to complete. Please read it, keep it, and bind me accordingly, so that you can compare my words and deeds in the future.
hot spring
20xx February
Letter of Guarantee to Wife 3 Dear Dear Wife:
Please forgive my many mistakes before writing. Because of my poor self-control and bad temper, I didn't listen to your advice on this matter, hit you like a fool and finally misunderstood you. Makes you feel sad and desperate. See the family break up. I suddenly realized the importance of you to me, to the healthy and happy growth of our children, and to this family. At this moment, I deeply realized how important it is for me to maintain the integrity of this family. In order to give our children a good family environment and let them grow up healthily, please forgive my past mistakes for our husband and wife for many years, and I hope you will give me another chance to turn over a new leaf and start over. I hereby assure you as follows:
First, I firmly promise to be kind to my wife, not to do anything wrong to my wife, not to cheat my wife, not to have the psychology of beating or scolding my wife under any circumstances, not to threaten my wife violently, not to beat my wife. You can't slander your wife with vicious language. Don't abandon, don't give up, stay together for life.
Second, resolutely guarantee that you can't be petty, rest assured, rest assured and tolerant to your wife. You must quarrel in the evening, don't hold grudges, don't get angry, say it in time, don't wait for an opportunity to vent it in your heart, and don't find any excuse to vent it on your wife, make her angry and have a hard time with her.
Third, resolutely guarantee to gradually reduce gambling, and do not play cards and gamble in my shop or at home. Really understand my wife's advice and change it when you have it.
Fourth, make sure that you are more concerned and considerate of your wife than before.
If I make the mistake of scolding my wife and beating her like this time, I am willing to unconditionally understand the punishment of my wife and my family, and all the property in my family belongs to my wife.
6. The same is true for assurances that are not expected or guaranteed.
Wife guarantee 4 wife:
When I first met you, I knew you were the only one in my life. I don't want to say anything against my will. I just want to say what you say to me in the future, and I will listen to what you ask me to do. I can't say that I am obedient, because if I am obedient, you will look down on me, right? I understand that everything you ask me to do is for my own good, so I made a promise with my whole life that I will love you as a florist loves flowers.
I admit that sometimes what you ask me to do is unreasonable, and sometimes even a little angry, which often hurts you invisibly. In retrospect, I feel really stupid. If time could go back, how I wish I had advised me not to hurt my wife's heart so much! When you are angry, you will tell me to ignore you, but I understand what you said is irony. Only in this way will I not listen to you. I'll haunt you and comfort you when I leave. Believe me, I will do it!
Maybe it's disgusting to say that you are the only one for me, but it really comes from the heart. I really don't know how to let you know my heart. Sometimes I think that if I were a flying insect, I could always protect you. You often ask me, "Do you love me?" To be honest, I really don't want to answer you. There can only be one answer, and that is "I love you." But who will answer a question that has been answered over and over again? I understand now. In fact, when you ask me, "Do you love me?" If you ask me again at this time, I will meditate for a while, and then I will feel comfortable.
so far
Salute:
Love your husband forever!
Letter of guarantee to wife 5:
Wife: In the past few hours, I have thought a lot about what I did wrong, and I understand that you are angry and even make you cry. I really regret it at the moment. I really understand the seriousness of my mistake. I shouldn't tell you to go to bed, but play games on the trumpet. In fact, I am also afraid that you will understand me playing games. You were angry and didn't play with me. I was really in a hurry. But it is even more wrong for me to lie to you like this. You shouldn't be so sad. When Rain is falling all over you, I am really happy. It was you who came to my side in my most painful time. Being with you made me forget the pain before. I really regret it. I shouldn't have cheated you and made you sad. I really understand my mistake. Honey, I'm sorry. It really won't happen again. I promise I will never lie to you again, and I will never make you sad again. You can be on call in the future, and everything can only be done according to your wishes. From now on, I must never make you angry, and I must never do anything to hurt my wife. I will try to correct some of my bad habits slowly, play less games and spend more time with my wife. Actually, honey, I really love you. I like it best when you scold me at the moment. If you don't scold me, I feel a little uncomfortable, because you scold me and let me know that you are by my side. In short, I will always love you, love you and protect you.
I really understood her mistake this time. I really hope you can forgive me and give me a chance to turn over a new leaf.
Guarantor: XX
Date: XX, XX, XX, XX
Letter of Guarantee to Wife Article 6 This system is formulated in order to better inherit and develop the ancient culture of the Chinese nation, strictly enforce the family discipline of the broad masses of the people, re-maintain the normal order of the family and standardize the family life of in-laws. The details are as follows:
First, love your wife, support her resolutely, and absolutely obey her leadership.
Second, strictly abide by the schedule and get up at 6 am to make breakfast (5 yuan/person). It is strictly forbidden to delay, be lazy, steal vegetables, and deduct food expenses; Go to bed after 1 1: 30 in the evening, wash your face for no more than 3 minutes before going to bed, and consciously wash your feet for your wife or bathe and rub your back for your wife and children. It is strictly forbidden to be late and leave early, lowering service standards; No rest on holidays.
Third, husbands should often participate in on-the-job training, and constantly improve their cooking skills (at least master three major cuisines), housekeeping (5-star hotel standards), and Chinese medicine massage techniques.
Fourth, husbands should always pay attention to gfd, and it is forbidden to be unkempt and disheveled at home (except sexy clothes); It is forbidden to flirt outdoors in strange clothes, so as to "go into the kitchen and go out of the hall"
Five, the monthly salary, bonus and all income must be turned over to his wife, shall not refuse to pay, shall not be omitted, it is strictly prohibited to set up personal coffers; Daily hair care expenses shall not exceed 10 yuan, and shall be paid by the wife on a daily basis (except holidays), and shall not be overdrawn or paid in advance for any reason. The wife has the right to know and audit this expense; Other household expenses should be earmarked, and misappropriation is strictly prohibited. All financial expenses should be signed by the wife. If there is any violation, depending on the seriousness of the case, the installation fee, washing fee, separation for one month and dismissal of her husband may be punished separately or jointly.
Six, responsible for the transfer of children to and from school, not for any reason to delay; On holidays, we should strictly implement the responsibility system of "duty on holidays", that is, arrange family dinners (ten dishes and one soup, flavored meals), accompany the children to the playground (don't wait for opportunities to chat with other female parents), and accompany the father-in-law to chat (don't take a nap, don't watch TV). In case of violation, according to the seriousness of the case, informed criticism (demerit), deduction of washing fee, deduction of installation fee or confiscation of food can be imposed separately or jointly.
Seven, the husband is fully responsible for the health work at home. The sanitary inspection shall be accepted according to the ISO-9002 five-star hotel standard. Those who fail to meet the standards will be punished on the spot when problems are found, and the installation fee, cleaning fee and on-site cleaning can be deducted separately or jointly for three times.
Eight, except holidays, don't watch TV, it is forbidden to grab the remote control of his wife and children, it is forbidden to make noise, and it is forbidden to watch football matches and any programs that his wife doesn't like to watch. If there is any violation, you can mop the floor for three times alone or in combination, and you will be disqualified from watching TV for one month.
Nine, stare at women (3-80 years old) for no more than three seconds at a time, and stare at the same woman for no more than three times on the same day (inclusive); It is strictly forbidden to contact old lovers by telephone, writing letters, meeting, surfing the Internet, etc. It is forbidden to laugh and lie in front of ladies (3-80 years old); It is forbidden to get along with ladies alone. If there is any violation, depending on the seriousness of the case, the wife will strike hard and quickly according to the spirit of special rectification. Anyone, any form of intercession or cover-up will be punished for obstructing judicial justice.
Ten, do not contact pornography, gambling, drugs; Smoking, drinking and gossiping with boyfriends are strictly prohibited. Upon investigation, the marriage registration is cancelled immediately, and the wife has the right to sue the "eight husbands" who instigated the marriage.
Eleven, the husband's statement of the same thing does not exceed 3 times (inclusive), each statement does not exceed 3 minutes (inclusive), the volume does not exceed 20 decibels (inclusive).
Twelve, the husband should strengthen the construction of spiritual civilization, put an end to waste and material comparison (eat a good meal before buying diet pills, alcohol and tobacco, etc.). ), improve their self-cultivation, and establish a good atmosphere for family contribution and home cooking.
Thirteen, in any aspect of any family problem, we must obey the principle of "one person is superior" (that is, absolutely obey the wife's decision).
Fourteen, the husband's petty expenses, clothing, washing and other expenses are paid monthly in the form of performance salary. The assessment is divided into five aspects: cooking, hygiene, obedience, appearance and work attitude, and each score is100; Self-evaluation first, and the wife is responsible for the final evaluation.
Fifteen, the husband's assessment reaches 90 points and can receive performance pay at 5% of the husband's salary; 85 points decreased by 4%; The score of 80 is 3%. If the score below 80 points is not up to standard, there will be no performance pay. Those who fail to meet the standards for half a year will automatically dissolve their marriage. Those who have reached 90 points or above for two consecutive years will be awarded the honorary title of "Wife of Good Bran", and their scores will increase by 1%, and finally increase to 10%. At the same time, you can enjoy two days of paid vacation, which cannot be accumulated to the current year.
Sixteen, strictly abide by family secrets, to ensure that the basic content of this system is not leaked.
XVII. The wife is responsible for supervising the implementation of this System, and reserves the right of final settlement.
Take this as a lesson and work hard!
Signature:
Time: 20xx year * * month * * day
Letter of Guarantee to Wife 7 Dear Wife:
I feel a little guilty for not writing to you for a long time.
It seems that we have had conflicts almost every day this week. I don't know what happened, but I really can only do this. I don't think I can do that much.
In fact, it is estimated that many long-distance relationships break up like this. We live far away. When you are in your world, you can see others holding hands, eating together, having classes together, and even making out in places like the Woods ... I know it's unfair to you, and you could have enjoyed it, but now you voluntarily gave up all the good things for me, so I don't know how and where we should go next. I don't know what you will think when you see the above situation.
Hey, it's only 300 words after writing so much. Why is it so difficult to write 1000?
In fact, I really want to go to Nanjing in the near future, but I really don't have time. There is still one question I haven't said. Money is a problem. If you don't tell me what to do, 1000 RMB is estimated to be gone. In addition, I think it is very rare for two people to be together, and there is no need to buckle like that when they are together. So after going to Nanjing, it is estimated that I will have to eat instant noodles for a month when I come back.
I guess my wife is still angry at this time. Oh, my fault. I was really sleepy last night. I can't stay up. I squinted while waiting for the text message. I woke up several times before, and finally I was together in the morning. My wife didn't sleep well again last night, did she? Then the 4 kg of meat that was finally grown last time is estimated to be almost gone. Hey. My fault, tragedy.
I am reading Dwelling House. It is said that watching Struggle makes women distrust men, and watching Dwelling House makes men distrust women. So I want to experience it for myself, so if something really happens in the future, don't blame me, it's all caused by my humble abode.
Ps: Although you can definitely download it, it is really a question whether you have time to watch it.
Maybe after 129, I will have time, but I didn't attend many lectures before, or I was in a fog. Reading is king, but it takes a lot of time. Why don't we go back to see my humble abode together during the winter vacation?
Well, there is this trend.
I can't help it. I haven't written 800 here. Is there a problem with the number of words in this software? Ok, then I'll go on!
In fact, I think I am satisfied to hear my wife coquetry, but why do we have so little contact time ... I don't know, what does my wife want now? I can stick together every day, so can I, but it's hard. Maybe we can talk about it when we have our own nest, at least four or five years later, but you may have kicked me by then. I don't know.
Honey, don't be angry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's all my fault. Kill or chop, whatever, but you're just not angry!
Hey, I don't want to write. I have to go to the choir later. It was cancelled again today. Who will help me, wife? In fact, it is also a very happy thing to be able to settle down and do academics. Looking forward to our madness in Nanjing during the winter vacation.
You haven't written to me for a long time, have you? You didn't need my 5000-word comment last time. I don't think I have received it yet. So it's time for you to show it.
Guarantor:
Date:
Letter of Guarantee to Wife 8 Dear Wife:
I promise you that I will be kind to you now and in the future. I only love you and love you, and I won't let others bully you. From now on, I will only spoil you and won't lie to you. I will try my best to do everything I promise you. Everything I say to you is from the heart. I won't bully you, I won't scold you, I absolutely believe you, and others will bully you. I will come out to help you as soon as possible. You are happy, I accompany you to be happy, you are not happy, I coax you to be happy forever.
Dear wife:
Please believe that everything I say now is from the heart. I won't betray you now and in the future. I won't make you angry again. If I do, I will accompany you, watch you and tease you with my heart until you are not angry. I will only love you in this life. I really can't live without you. I really don't want to lose you.
Dear wife:
I will try my best to improve my temper, restrain my personality and stop being impulsive.
Dear wife:
No matter now or in the future, I will haunt you like this every day.
Dear wife:
In good times and bad times, in sickness and in health, in poverty and in wealth, we will never give up, hold your hand forever and grow old with your son.
Dear wife:
I swear, if I betray you in my life, I will choke to death by drinking water and fall to death by walking.
If I betray you, I will get sores on my feet, pus on my head and be struck by lightning. There's no place to bury it when you're dead.
Dear wife:
I promise, I will only dedicate myself to you in my life. I will never leave you. I will always love you and haunt you, now and in the future. I can only love you, love you.
Dear wife:
I can't live without you in this life, and please don't leave me. I really want to spend my life with you, and I won't change this idea now or in the future, because I want to be your man.
Dear wife:
No matter in this life, next life, next life, dear little dear Nana's wife, I will always belong to you.
I wish all lovers in the world well.
Letter of guarantee to my wife 9 Because I used to be bad, I often fought and did bad things without telling my wife, which made my wife angry and made her feel sorry for me and didn't trust me! I hereby promise my wife that I will be a good husband in the future, and I hereby promise as follows:
1. Don't fight or fight less, smoke less and drink less.
2. Be more concerned, loving and considerate of your wife than before.
3. Be a husband-and-wife system with separated wives and children.
As long as you have time, cook some good dishes for your wife for a change.
Wherever you go, you should keep in touch with your wife.
6. Don't cheat your wife at any time.
7. Remember what your wife said.
XXX
20XX x month XX day
Letter of guarantee to my wife 10 Although I have studied the ways for men and women to get along with each other and read books such as Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus, I found that knowing does not mean knowing, and knowing does not mean being able to integrate into and apply it to real life. In several contests with my wife, I fully exposed my shortcomings that I only know theory and lack practice. This is because theory and practice are not fully integrated, which leads to serious dogmatic mistakes and reflects the evil consequences of bookishness.
This ungrounded theoretical disease makes me only pay attention to the quick presentation of breath and strive for the length of time, while ignoring my wife's efforts to take care of the overall situation. This is a childish performance of putting the cart before the horse and returning pearls. Every time I think about it, I regret it and feel ashamed. Although a castle peak cannot be changed, it is only an excuse for the die-hards. Deeply realize your mistakes and learn from them, you can make great changes in a short time, and you can become a good comrade who loves your country, your party and your wife!
Here, I promise that I will not always argue with my wife, especially when she is doing well, but I will tolerate her and face it with the spirit of a big man. Although "it's not that couples don't quarrel, it's that guests don't quarrel", even if they quarrel, swearing is not allowed, including swearing, personal attacks, words that can distance each other, such as "rolling", and even violent actions such as twisting, pinching, digging, scratching, biting, kicking and kicking, especially. I promise that I will love my wife, love her and spoil her, as long as I love her for life. Maybe I can't satisfy her at once, maybe I can't always satisfy her, but I must try my best to make her more and more satisfied.
I promise to do the dirtiest and most tiring work in the future, work hard to earn money, give my wife the best things, leave the best dishes for her to eat, massage her shoulders and beat her legs when she is tired, buy her food as far as she wants, and buy her anything she wants. If she can't reach it for a while, she should keep it in mind and strive for it as her own goal. It is the most respectable thing for men to make their women feel happy with themselves.
I will prove my love for you with my own actions, be a giant in action and fight for my wife's happiness all my life!