The opening remarks of humorous speeches can be chosen according to different scenes and different audiences. Humorous speech opening remarks can make everyone smile and relax the atmosphere of the whole scene The following is the funny opening remarks of my speech for your reference. Welcome to read!

Humorous article 1 "friends, some people are really well-run, and they speculate well! There is a poem "knowledgeable person" that tells us: the status is not high, but there is a spirit above the head; The official is not big, but the hand is long; Si is a unique skill, only I can gain a foothold; Hold thick legs above and use them for private use below; Bragging is luck, flattery does not touch the needle, you can open the back door and talk about friendship. Without the cells of justice, without the principles and norms, alcohol and tobacco can clear the way, and money can communicate with God. Confucius said,' What is there?' "

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome me to the stage. Please applaud those who like me very much. Don't applaud people who like me too much. Thank you for your cooperation. ...

Humor 3 in the opening speech is self-deprecation. When used in the opening speech, introducing yourself skillfully in humorous language will make the audience feel more cordial and shorten the distance with the audience invisibly. At the Fourth Generation Conference, Jun Xiao was invited to take the stage. The first sentence is: "My name is Xiao Jun, and I am an unearthed cultural relic."

This sentence contains many complicated feelings: bitterness, helplessness, pride and happiness. And expressed in self-deprecating language, the form is extremely simple and the connotation is particularly rich! Hu Shi began his speech like this: "I didn't come to give you a report today, I came to talk nonsense because my family name is Hu." As soon as the voice fell, there was laughter from the audience. This kind of prologue not only introduces itself skillfully, but also embodies the humble accomplishment of the speaker, enlivens the atmosphere on the field and communicates the psychology of the speaker and the audience, killing two birds with one stone.

1990 CCTV invited Mr. Ling Feng, a film artist from Taiwan Province Province, to attend the Spring Festival Gala. At that time, many audiences were still unfamiliar with him, but after his wonderful opening remarks, he was immediately recognized by the audience and received a warm welcome.

He said: "In LAM Raymond, I am different from the article. Although we both won the Golden Bell Award and the title of Best Male Singer, I am notoriously ugly ... Generally speaking, the female audience has a bad impression of me. They think I am thinner than a yellow flower and my face is darker than coal. " These words were witty and funny, which caused the audience to burst into laughter. This opening remark left a good impression of frankness and humor. Soon, at the "Golden Microphone Night" literary evening, I saw him smiling and said to the audience, "I'm glad to see you again, but it's a pity to see you again." The audience applauded warmly. At this point, Ling Feng's name spread all over the motherland.

On one occasion, Mr. Tao Xingzhi gave a speech at Wuhan University. He stepped onto the platform and unhurriedly took out a big rooster from the box. The audience under the stage froze. Mr. Tao leisurely took out another handful of rice and put it on the table. Then he held down the cock's head and forced it to eat rice, but the cock only barked and refused to eat. He broke the chicken's mouth open again and forced the rice in. The cock struggled desperately, but still refused to eat. Finally, Mr. Tao gently released his hand, put the chicken on the table, stepped back a few steps, and the rooster began to eat rice himself.

At this time, Teacher Tao began to give a speech: "I think education is like feeding chickens." Teacher Wang forced his students to study and imposed knowledge on him, but he didn't want to study. Even if you learn it, you can't digest it. It won't be long before he returns his knowledge to her husband. But if he is allowed to study freely and give full play to his subjective initiative, the effect will be much better! "At that time, the audience cheered and cheered for the prologue of Mr. Tao's image.

Guo Tianxiang, a famous quality educator

Hello, partners! Every reunion in life is no accident. I never dreamed that I would meet you here today. This is the day when we met for thousands of years. Let's applaud for this encounter and this fate. Between people, there is a fate of gathering and parting. When we get together, we are all in me, and when we leave, we are all in people. It is both acquaintance and encounter. If there is kindness, there will be no resentment, and if there is love, there will be no hatred. Gain and loss, gain and loss, seek peace of mind. There is a heart that follows fate, perfection is gratifying, and defects are beautiful, even if the moment is eternal! Up and down the Millennium, with a population of nearly 10 billion, you and I can get to know each other and get together. Do you think it is rare? So I think you should, love you, and bless you more! (Long and warm applause). In fact, there are no first-class teachers in the two or three-day course, only first-class students. Two or three days is short for a person's life, but these two or three days are my life and everyone's life. I will share my life with you, witness it with you and achieve it with you. At the same time, I also hope that you will devote your life to these two or three days.

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