Customer satisfaction is our greatest support. Our shop solemnly promises that there will be no parallel imports, fakes and renovations. All our mobile phones are genuine and licensed. Buying a mobile phone can go to the mobile phone franchise store in * * * *, with many choices and many discounts!
* * * * Mobile phone supermarket, launch 10 anniversary happy shopping activities, buy mobile phones to send beautiful gifts, buy mobile phones to send high phone bills, and create 1 1 ultra-low-cost fashion new mobile phones.
In brand management, we have become strategic business partners with many well-known digital mobile phone companies, and have formed stable supply and marketing relationships with well-known manufacturers such as Nokia, Samsung, Bird, 7-up, Gionee and Lenovo, which has improved the quality assurance of product sources. Buy a mobile phone to go to the * * * * mobile marketplace. You can choose from all brands. Choose a mobile phone and go to the * * * * mobile marketplace. You can choose small profits but quick turnover. The price is not expensive, the service is better, everything is based on honesty, and we will create a genuine mobile phone world for you with our heart.
* * * * Mobile phone chain stores take high-quality service as the cornerstone, providing consumers with fast repair, maintenance and return visit services, thinking of customers' thoughts and anxious customers' urgency and sincerity. Our business scope mainly includes five major businesses: mobile phone maintenance, mobile phone maintenance, mobile phone decoration, mobile phone payment card and novel mobile phone related products. * * * * Mobile phone chain stores will persevere and make unremitting efforts to build the best chain service brand in China!
The same price is better than quality, and the same quality is better than service. Deshun adheres to the business philosophy of reputation first, service first and customer first, and insists on selling mobile phone products with the best quality, the most favorable price and the most guaranteed after-sales service. And solemnly promise that all mobile phones sold in our store are genuine licensed products. In line with our consistent purpose, we will provide customers with high-quality mobile terminal products, comfortable purchasing environment and first-class professional services to meet their purchasing needs. Buying a mobile phone to Deshun Mobile Phone Trade City will make you happy and satisfied!
Dear customers and friends, welcome to Yongchang mobile phone monopoly. With good industry reputation and high customer satisfaction, our store has obtained the sales agent qualifications of Nokia, Samsung, OppO, BBK, Gionee, Tianyu, Vito, Konka, Coolby and other brands. Yongchang insists on never selling mobile phones and accessories with poor quality, unreasonable price and imperfect after-sales service, and provides the public with high quality and low price.
In order to repay customers' long-term patronage, Yongchang Mobile Company, together with major manufacturers, launched a variety of mobile phone promotion activities, such as buying a mobile phone to send a phone bill, paying a phone bill to send a mobile phone, buying a mobile phone to send a large memory card, buying a mobile phone to send an original Bluetooth headset, and buying a mobile phone to send a beautiful gift. There are many activities, many offers and great surprises waiting for you!
We solemnly promise that the mobile phone products purchased in Yongchang monopoly are not expensive and the service is better. If there is any quality problem within 7 days, return the goods unconditionally according to the manufacturer's test report, and the quality problem occurs within 15 days. All mobile phone products enjoy free warranty, lifetime maintenance, free download and other services within one year with the test report. Yongchang mobile phone sincerely welcomes your purchase!
Wan Fu Spring Festival, New Year Promotion! * * * * Communication brings you the gospel: From now on, our company will jointly launch four-way jubilant special activities with mainstream brands such as Nokia, Samsung, Hyundai Korea, OppO, BBK, Coolby, Lenovo and Tianyu:
The scene of the first activity was jubilant and the machine laughed.
During the activity, the price dropped sharply, and 99 yuan-199 yuan had special brand machines, which made you unbelievable! Activity 2: Happiness is a double-edged sword, and consumption gives points.
During the activity, all customers who buy mobile phones can get equivalent points. When they reach 100, they can get 1000, and when they reach 200, they can get 1000, and they can redeem exquisite gifts on the spot with the points. If you buy more, you will get more! A good gift to take home!
Activity 3 is full of joy and can't hear the price reduction.
During the event, the prices of all brands of mobile phones were lowered to varying degrees. Nokia N9 original price * * * yuan, current price * * * yuan, Samsung 3055 original price * * * yuan, current price * * * yuan. Nokia 5730 original price * * * yuan current price * * yuan, Nokia 16 16 original price * * * yuan current price * * yuan Nokia X2 original price * * * yuan current price * * yuan, Nokia 5230 original price * * * yuan current price * * *. The fourth anniversary event fell from the air and the gifts were made into a pair. Customers who buy mobile phones during the event can win the grand prize on the spot, and the chance of winning is as high as 52%, making it easy for you to take the grand prize home.
We solemnly promise that all our products are genuine and licensed, and there is no renovation, so we will lose ten if we leave one! More preferential activities, more preferential space, details of activities welcome new and old customers to enter the store for consultation, don't miss the opportunity!
Good news, good news! Warm congratulations: * * Mobile phone franchise stores are fully dressed for opening. In order to thank friends from all walks of life for their support and love, we are now launching grand feedback and special activities at ultra-low prices, which are full of surprises! At the same time, all mobile phone products purchased in our store will be exchanged unconditionally within 30 days, and the mobile phone warranty will be 3 years. Professional technical team and strong technical support will make you worry-free.
At the same time, customers visiting from March 26th to 29th can participate in the following preferential activities, and get a surprise gift:
Surprise 1: the new store opens and enters the store politely. During the event, the first 100 customers who enter the store every day will get mysterious gifts, and at the same time, they can enjoy the chance of surprise lottery, and the winning customers will get more fashion gifts.
Surprise 2: Strong cooperation will make big profits for manufacturers. During the activity, customers who recharge their phone bills from our store will be presented with vouchers with corresponding face values, which will be cashed upon purchase.
Surprise 3: 2G access to the network is free of card fees, and access to the network is free of phone charges. The card fee is free for 2G users to access the network, and the card fee is deposited in 50 yuan as a gift 100 yuan. 3G users bring computers into the network to send calls to 500 yuan.
Surprise 4: A variety of special mobile phones are grandly launched. Nokia 3030 only sells for 180 yuan, Motorola V3 only sells for 278 yuan, LG3000 only sells for 3 10 yuan, and there are many brands of 3G mobile phones since 0 yuan.
Surprise 5: Since 0 yuan, the iPhone 4th generation mobile phone has been given a gift package of 580 yuan.
Classical advertising
You never know, Antebi Antai insurance is good.
Hearing is empty, sincerity lies in Prudential Insurance.
Financial stability, loyal to the life of American friends.
Life is priceless, Taikang has feelings, Taikang Life Insurance.
Usually inject a drop of water, and there is Pacific insurance when it is difficult.
Between heaven and earth, safety is your Tianan insurance.
Major. Attach importance to ping an insurance
Ping An in China, Ping An in China and Ping An Insurance in China.
Shi Sheng, China, Hayes Taiping Life Insurance
Honesty in the World, Steady Life Pacific Insurance
As soon as remy martin opens up, good things will come naturally.
Release yourself Yanjing beer
My heart is free and unfettered, and my heart is intoxicated. Wuliangye is a "free and unfettered drunk" wine.
Have a different mind, have a good mind for Martell wine.
It's your unity and instant noodles with guests.
Want to know the taste of Qingzui buccal tablets?
More delicious food, more surprises, all in McDonald's McDonald's.
More choices, more laughter McDonald's
Vigor, boldness, vitality Brandt, chicken essence
Eager for unlimited Pepsi
Like a beautiful scenic spot. Meimei cake
Only soluble in mouth, insoluble in hand MM chocolate.
Drips are fragrant, and the meaning is still unfinished. McBride's coffee.
With health, Amway has a future.
Ice and fire love Haagen-Dazs, ice cream hotpot
Camouflage yourself. Justrini Brooks whisky
When you are comfortable, you will be everywhere.
Lazy wine
Passion like fire, free dance, infinite feelings, Martell with blue ribbon.
Fang Shuijing China Chinese Liquor Factory
In the harvest season of life, rice smells delicious.
If you are friendly enough, you can drink enough wine for several years, Maotai.
Maotai beer, Maotai in beer
Jiangshan is charming, national wine, Maotai Group.
How charming the country is, the hero will not fail, Maotai Group
Snow beer, enjoy the release of true feelings
The real taste is in it. Jin Jiu, China
Time flies, love what I love. Jin jiannan
Palace wine in Tang Dynasty, Jian Nanchun in its heyday.
Drinking the new fashion, Mengshan pure wine
Passion is everywhere, Tsingtao beer
Healthy wine, Yiyang tonic wine
Harmony between heaven and earth, Gu Jing tribute.
Modern Liquor, Sunrise and Sunrise
Drinking a little every day is healthier. Ningxia chinese wolfberry wine
Genius wine, China people's wealth wine
Jingui wine industry, quality is important.
Love and righteousness drink Langquan.
The first in the East, China Mine Magnetic Wine.
Tuopai Qujiu tastes better.
Baofeng wine is good wine.
Success has its own way, Anhui Kouzijiao.
Ang twilight milk wine, milk wine.
Earth-shattering God of Grains
World-famous Wuliangye group with eternal passion
The Year of the Sheep is auspicious and Wuliangye is happy.
Wuliangye, your life choice.
Classic advertising slogans of the past 20 years
1980: delicious! (Nestle Coffee)
Drips are fragrant, and the meaning is still unfinished. (Mai's Coffee)
It is the first in China and enjoys a good reputation at home and abroad. (pearl cream)
Serve the people and time the public. (Tieda timetable)
198 1 year: the goal of "leap"-the world advanced level! (Jump TV)
Put on the radar and break through the world. (radar table)
1982: Coca-Cola. (Coca-Cola)
Finally, there will be a road and a Toyota. (Toyota)
Quality first, customer first. (Venus TV)
Unique design, latest products, women's automatic watches. (Oriental Watch)
1983: Yan dance, Yan dance, a song to a love. (Yanwu tape recorder)
Everything is for the user, and everything is responsible for the user. (Hisense TV)
1984: Pepsi, the choice of a new generation. (Pepsi)
Quality first, sharp! (Sharp)
Shanghai Volkswagen will always be with you. (Volkswagen)
Power washing machine, love for mother. (electric washing machine)
1985: See you every day, Dabao. (Dabao)
High-quality Lenovo-Sharp (Sharp Electric Appliances)
1986: Lewanjia, Wan Jiale. (Wan Jiale)
Philips-a symbol of cutting-edge technology. (Philips)
Shanghai Santana, the new trend of automobile. (Santana)
1987: When the sun rises, our love will last forever. (Sun God)
Boeing 757, the most suitable aircraft for China civil aviation passenger transport. (Boeing Company, USA)
High quality and high quality praise the new world, an internationally famous watch citizen. (citizen)
1988: Elaborate creation and meticulous service. (Venus TV)
Gather the stars of science and technology to create a precedent for electronics. (Xinghe Audio)
1989: Where is the trip to the Central Plains? Zhengzhou Asia! (Asia Shopping Center)
Twenty this year and eighteen next year. (Belle Beauty Soap)
Eastern Airlines, fly to the world. (Eastern Airlines)
Rong Sheng Rong Sheng, quality assurance. (Rong Sheng refrigerator)
Classic Advertising Language in Recent Twenty Years (Ⅱ)
1990: only soluble in mouth, but insoluble in hand. (Mmm, chocolate)
There are thousands of urban and rural roads, and Lulu has space flight. (space vehicle)
Go to work happily and go home safely (public service advertisement)
She works and you rest. (Kaige automatic washing machine)
199 1 year: Drink Wahaha to make it popular (Wahaha).
A strong fragrance, a ray of warmth (southern black sesame paste)
Drink Baker and listen to yourself (Baker Beer).
As soon as remy martin opens, good things will come naturally (remy martin wine)
1992: The advertisement of Xinfei is not as good as that of Xinfei refrigerator. (Xinfei refrigerator)
Master Kong's instant noodles are delicious and visible. (Master Kong)
Peace through the years, the promise of Sanjiu Weitai. (Sanjiu Weitai)
It is certainly bright to have health. (Pan Ting shampoo)
There are as many moving stories as there are southern motorcycles. (southern motorcycle)
1993: What will happen tomorrow? (Lenovo Group)
The coldest hot news this summer. (Xiling refrigerator)
Sound and sound are in love, and the two know each other far away. (best communication)
The treasure of youth keeps you young forever. (Treasure of Youth)
Take Fukang road and take Fukang car. (Fukang car)
1994: Did you drink today? (robust)
Haier, always sincere. (Haier Electric)
Soft skin, starting with Ponzi. (Ponzi skin care products)
Take China Road and FAW Audi. (FAW)
When you set foot on a light bike, you will succeed. (riding a motorcycle)
Let 100 million people get smart first! (Giant Brain Gold)
1995: Inclusive of all things, the general trend. (Royalstar washing machine)
If you want good skin, use Dabao in the morning and evening. (Dabao)
With Santana, I am not afraid to travel all over the world. (Santana)
We care more about you. (Gree Air Conditioning)
1996: The sun is redder and Changhong is updated. (Changhong TV)
Everything is under control. (Ericsson)
People-oriented technology. (Nokia)
Infinite jump. (Motorola)
The Great Wall of Wan Li is ablaze with flames, signaling Wan Li. (Siemens)
Every year, every day, we are making progress. (Lenovo Computer)
1997: Weiwei Soymilk, Happy (Weiwei Group)
It's delicious (Nestle Coffee)
I said I only have eyes for you (Wahaha mineral water)
Let's do it better.
1998: real gold is not afraid of fire. (golden bell cover VCD)
Nongfu Spring is a little sweet. (Nongfu Spring)
Every day is refreshing. (delicious sanitary napkins)
Men should have their own voices. (Alcatel mobile phone)
27th floor depuration (Robust pure water)
1999: Rejoice and confidence! (delighted)
Live every day well. (Sohu)
Knowledge changes fate! (public service advertisement)
Technology makes you more relaxed. (business communication)
Crystal clear, cool and incomparable! (Sprite)
Nongfu Spring is a little sweet (Nongfu Spring)
2000: Pagers, mobile phones, business communications, all of them are indispensable. (business communication)
Who moved me? (FM365 website)
Classic Advertising Language in Recent Twenty Years (Ⅱ)
200 1: health makes the future (Neptune)
2002: A diamond will last forever.
Crane dancing in white sand, my heart flying (white sand)
Peace in China and Peace (Peace) in China.
Yipin Huangshan, the sky is high and the clouds are light (Huangshan)
The true feelings are paid, and the heart is connected.
Just do it.
Born Johnson (Johnson)
I do not see any at all. You can feel it.
Different roads to success have different achievements.
2003: more lubrication and less friction.
My site listens to me (China Mobile Communication)
I just like (McDonald's)
Passat, Achieving Tomorrow (Passat Series)
As long as you want (Lenovo)
Different tastes and different moods (Mengniu mood second milk)
Men should be hard on themselves (flag clothing)
Love life and choose calmly (Aux air conditioning)
Shake it before drinking (Nongfu Spring Nongfu Orchard Juice)
Boiling wine on heroic talents win the world (talents men's wear)
Information technology industry
Speed superman, amazing, Hp designjet5000 Hp, printer
Unlimited freedom, easy to own Lenovo computers.
In the digital age, the power core "core" Intel and CpU
Real-time color Epson, color printer
Small space, as big as alliance, printer
BenQ's "micro-carving" scanning technology seeks happiness from every detail.
The Individualist View of the Times LG Window of the Future LCD TV
How many e-commerce do you want?
Four seas and one family's solution
Whenever and wherever, we will move with you in China.
China Mobile's elaborate communication network.
Customer First, Serve Shanghai Telecom with Heart
Let communication be everywhere in China.
I'm Guang from China Netcom.
If you play, you will have a good time. Win China Telecom if you love to fight.
House/building property
Integrate into the first world, take charge of the personal world, and start a business home in Beijing.
Between mountains and rivers, between heaven and earth, Beijing Guanyun Mountain Villa
If it is a classic, it will never reproduce the classic home of Madian in Beijing.
Crouching tiger, hidden dragon, enjoying the freehand brushwork of life is the second village of happiness in Beijing.
Pragmatism Beijing Wang Du Home
Choose your neighbor and live in your heart. Shanghe Village in Beijing has a heart.
Realize your life dream Beijing Mao Jing International Apartment
Calm and noble Beijing deep blue Hua Ting
The scenery of flowing water, the ocean scenery of Beijing
Rich minimalism Beijing Qin Lang Garden
Outside the window, the soul and Xishan have broadened Beijing Century City together.
Every time I was inadvertently moved by sincerity.
The waterside is my home, next to the Lishui Bay in Beijing.
Perfectionism, Shanghai Life Edition Shanghai Xinfukangli
Carefully create differences Guangzhou Zhujiang real estate
per diem expenses
I don't care about eternity, I only care about time.
Time changes everything, only radar watches ... timeless and beautiful radar watches.
Elegant attitude, real personality Longines.
Now there is a newer world waiting for us to see our glasses.
Sofitel DD charm soap with great articles.
Belle Beauty Soap ranked 20th this year and 18 next year.
100% pure ivory soap
Plain, not the best way, ups and downs, enriching life. Taiwan Province province breast augmentation advertisement
It's no big deal, just be a woman! Breast enhancement capsule
Knowing how warm and cold it is, I always moved Siemens, refrigerator.
Show the charm of sound
A little color every day touches life. Amway cosmetic
Spaghetti test. Pizza test. Passion test. Not just a lipstick. It's Lipfinity
Procter & gamble long-lasting lipstick Lipfinity
Diamonds last forever, one lasts forever, Dube, jewelry.
If you are fed up with cockroaches breeding in your home, if you are fed up with rats settling in your home, DEp Company: pesticides, rodenticides.
Children who learn piano will not break the piano in Shan Ye, Taiwan.
Our fishing rod likes fishing gear even after watching the fish.
This product can be used to bond anything except the heartbreak adhesive.
Easy to install, easy to win Columbus Snow Chain Company.
If you don't like this course after listening to a class, you can ask for a refund of tuition, but you must speak French in French.
transport
The preferred and fastest way is UpS Global Express.
The only good news is that we arrived at UpS before us.
Mission accomplished! Federal Express Corporation
Go home, rooster. With BTS, everyone got up so early! BTS airbus
Did the bad traffic ruin your love life? BTS airbus
Round trip 13 times a day, leave Waterloo Eurostar Paris for London as soon as possible.
The speed of the plane, the price of the truck, aviation.
We don't create products here, but we create the soul of products, Martin. Aiman advertising company
automobile
Calm down, Philip Burkart. Aim for a thousand miles.
Get off to a successful start and own Buick easily.
Amazing beauty, the accident of heaven and earth Passat B5.
Progress will never stop Toyota.
Taste, safety and aestheticism Volvo
I am afraid that you will follow me, but I am afraid that you will lose Volvo.
Fast-paced life, delaying aging Volvo V40T4
There's no place you can't go, only places you haven't been, Chevrolet.
Let time test Chevrolet.
As strong as a rock. Chevrolet car
Da Yue Kia Motors is automatic, comfortable and proud.
Let you do whatever you want, and stop at Fukang.
Start a new life, Fukang
Drive a modern car and realize the modern car of the future.
Creative newborn, with inspiration as material, with imagination as Dongfeng Citroen.
Inspiration is within reach of Dongfeng Citroen.
Technology for your use, luxury for your enjoyment Dongfeng Citroen
Five plus two, work plus life-Hainan Mazda.
Simple and Complex Articles FAW-Volkswagen
When Fengshen comes, the world moves Fengshen.
People, Cars, Life and Shen Feng
Let's come to RV Southeast Africa.
Think of it as a small Volkswagen beetle.
Analysis of dreams-Mercedes-Benz of young people
Dress
Li Ning, keep the excitement to yourself.
Anything is possible, Li Ning.
Wearing rose clothes, in order to make friends; Wearing blue is to make a boyfriend. Levi's jeans
Do it! Nike Nike
Go shopping and be back in 22 seconds, Mary. About Reebok sneakers
If you want to know if I wear a bra, please take off my T-shirt.
Lesson 38, give me a metaphysical problem. Aubad company (women's underwear)
The game can begin. Princess Tamtam (Underwear)
diet
Release yourself Yanjing beer
My heart is free and unfettered, and my heart is intoxicated. Wuliangye is a "free and unfettered drunk" wine.
Have a different mind, have a good mind for Martell wine.
It's your unity and instant noodles with guests.
Want to know the taste of Qingzui buccal tablets?
More delicious food, more surprises, all in McDonald's McDonald's.
More choices, more laughter McDonald's
Vigor, boldness, vitality Brandt, chicken essence
Eager for unlimited Pepsi
Like a beautiful scenic spot. Meimei cake
Only soluble in mouth, insoluble in hand MM chocolate.
Drips are fragrant, and the meaning is still unfinished. McBride's coffee.
With health, Amway has a future.
Ice and fire love Haagen-Dazs, ice cream hotpot
medical science
Life Dependence, Health Commitment Wan Ze Pharmaceutical
Your health is a big deal, Tianda Pharmaceutical.
finance
You never know, Antebi Antai insurance is good.
Hearing is empty, sincerity lies in Prudential Insurance.
alcohol
Camouflage yourself. Justrini Brooks whisky
When you are comfortable, you will be everywhere.
Lazy wine
cigarette
For a camel, I'm willing to walk a mile.
Marlboro-men always remember love, just because of romance! -men only remember romantic love! Marlboro Marlboro
The Statue of Liberty in America. Kent Jian brand cigarettes in America
Thinker's filter, smoker's Yaxing Governor brand cigarette.
Extraordinary, mellow and satisfying 555 cigarettes.
Listen to yourself on your mobile phone. Ericsson mobile phone
Subversive design, stunning MOTO V70 mobile phone
Inspiration lights up life Siemens mobile phone
Trust intuition, listen to the world, conquer Haier, mobile phone
I can afford it, but I can't let Philips go.
medium
There is no evening paper, Beijing Evening News.
Rational and constructive economic observer
Representing positive growth force 2 1 Century Business Herald
Opinion supplier new weekly
You don't manage money, and money ignores your weekly financial report.
public welfare
Innocent at work, it is reasonable to save your life. Condom public service advertisement of Disease Control Bureau of Department of Health
I am useful because I care. Don't you have sex? Useful man, AIDS is useless. Condom public service advertisement of Disease Control Bureau of Department of Health
These are Churchill's parents, Hitler's parents and Thatcher's parents. If we have it, our history will be rewritten. Condom factory
Dove advertising words chocolate advertising words
1.DOVE gives the impression that it melts at the mouth. After chocolate melts, it feels as smooth as silk, fragrant and delicious.
2. Spiritual feelings. Pigeons can bring people more than their value as food.
3. Close your eyes, DOVE can bring you wonderful feelings, and the delicate texture brings joy and sweetness.
4. Lovers who are addicted to feelings, Dove chocolate lets lovers hold hands.
5. Pure, smooth and soluble taste.
6. Bring consumers a new taste experience of Dove chocolate.
7. Getting you is the happiness of my life, Dove Chocolate.
8. Dove chocolate is the joy of my life!
9. Dove chocolate is the first choice for people to convey their feelings and enjoy the perfect moment.
10. Discover new dove, feel more silky, feel more surprises, dove chocolate.
1 1. The rich aftertaste in the mouth makes people feel satisfied and intoxicated, or Dove's deep affection makes people feel the taste of sweet feelings.
12. The milk is fragrant and thick, and you feel like silk Dove chocolate.
13. Dove is a good chocolate with neat appearance, smooth surface, even section and no bubbles.
14. The mellow and smooth taste has penetrated into our hearts.
15. The heart follows the heart, and it is as pleasant as silk, and it is pleasant anytime and anywhere. Enjoy the happiness of Dove chocolate anytime and anywhere.
Classic advertising language for investment promotion
Eye drops advertisement: After dropping this eye drops, turn your eyes a few times and let the eye drops spread all over the world.
Advertisement on tombstone: There is a sentence on a tombstone in Scotland: "Here lies Hermes. Mike Taves. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business, the vegetable shop, which is open until 8 pm every day on the expressway 1 1. There is an advertisement posted on the wall of a barber shop: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, but think that you have won face. The English country barber shop put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which said, "Gentlemen, I want your heads. Traffic safety: fasten your seat belt and don't copy it.
Travel: Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon, where the night lasts for 24 hours.
Siemens: Our maintenance personnel all over the world are annoyed. Adhesive: It can bond everything except a broken heart.
Car: Its only drawback is that when running at a speed of 100 km, you can still hear every word your mother-in-law nags in the back seat. Advertisement of French perfume: "Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle." Chicken feed advertisement: "What if? Pelina, your chicken must be a rooster before laying eggs. Pet food advertisement: "Please tie up your dog, or it will come to kask Company". Restaurant advertisement: "If you don't come in for dinner, we will all starve to death. "
Swiss tourism company's advertisement: "Go to the Alps quickly, the mountains will be gone after 6000 years."
Dentist's office: "Please feel free to fill your teeth, even if he or she kisses you, you won't notice."
Gas station billboard: "If you are addicted to cigarettes, you can smoke here. But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family. "
The milk factory advertised in the newspaper: "If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day for 52 14 weeks, you can live to 100 years old!"
"You will learn to frown skillfully here, so that people will think you are an honest person at first sight," read an advertisement for enrollment in a "facial expression institute" in Chicago.
The advertisement of a water heater product: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in trouble. " Cosmetic advertisement: This product is most attractive to men, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with the product. Spend some advertising: send some flowers to the people you love most, but don't forget your wife. Barber shop advertisement: although unscathed, it is hard work.
Highway advertisement: 30 kilometers per hour, you can go to the garage; Speed 100 km, you can get home safely; Speed 150 km, you can go to the hospital; 200 kilometers per hour, congratulations, you can meet God.
Jiaozi Store: "Everything!" Lime factory: "From scratch!" Pawnshop: "Well deserved!"
Hat company: "Take people by their hats!" Barber shop: "not a penny!" "
Pharmacy: "Ask for it!"
Quit smoking association: "Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss the ashtray!" " Typewriter: "No discord, no concord! "
Optical shop: "The eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please put glass on your window. " Perfume company: "Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so we will send a self-defense textbook with the bottle." Smoking is forbidden in public places: "Please don't smoke in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes." Road traffic: "If your car can swim, please go straight without braking."
New book: "The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!" " "Car showroom:" Always let your driver's license expire before you. "
Traffic safety: "Remember, God is not perfect. He prepared spare parts for the car, but no one prepared them. " Cosmetics: "Morning? Spots? Excuse me? Acne? Stay. " Washing machine: "idle wife and good mother!" " "
Sour juice drink: "A little parting is sour, and a happy heart is sweet." Printing company: "Print everything except money."
Flower shop: "the price of roses in our shop is the lowest today, and we can even buy some roses for our wife." Beauty salon: Please don't flirt with the woman who just came out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother.