1. What animal is the most popular?
zebra
-(because it's a black-and-white mix)
2. What animal is the easiest to fall?
Fawkes
-(because of cunning)
3. What animal always stays up late?
panda
-(Dark circles)
4. What animal is the least attentive?
mermaid
-(Because you can't cheat)
Tigers, poodles, sheep, horses and giraffes have all gone to squat. One of the animals squatted in the wrong place. Which one is it?
-sheep, because "cadence"
6. Dogs, wolves and pigs are racing. Who lost?
-(Wolf, Momotaro)
7. What animal has the worst cortex?
-(elephant, rubber difference, friction)
8, spiders, centipedes, mice, who pay; Can't get it?
-(centipede, no job)
9. One day, a hunter went hunting with only three darts in his hand. Suddenly, 1 orangutan appeared in front of him. He issued the first dart and was caught by the orangutan with his left hand. Some issued a second dart, which was caught by the orangutan with his right hand. The third one was caught by an orangutan. But after a while, when the hunter was desperate, the orangutan himself died. Why?
When orangutans are happy, they are used to knocking on their chest with their hands, but they forget to throw away the darts in their hands.
10, what did you kill, but your own blood?
Answer: mosquitoes
1 1, a bull and a cow, guess three words.
Answer: Two cows.
12, a cow and a cow, guess five words.
Answer: Still two cows.
13. There are ten birds in the forest. One of them was killed by a small bullet, and the other nine did not fly away. Why?
Answer: Because it is an ostrich.
14. A sheep was eating grass, and a wolf passed by without eating the sheep. Guess an animal.
-answer: shrimp
15. Another wolf passed by and still didn't eat the sheep. Guess an animal.
Answer: prawns
16, the sheep passed by the wolf and shouted at the wolf. The wolf still didn't eat the sheep. Guess an animal.
-Answer: Lobster
17. Which is the fastest way for a cheetah to run from Beijing to Shanghai?
Answer: the road on the map
18, two meters long runway, seven inches long red crab and five inches long black crab race, who finished first?
-Answer: Black Crab
The red crab is ripe.
19, two dogs race. Dog A runs fast and Dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweats more when he runs to the finish line?
Answer: Dogs don't sweat.
20. Why can frogs jump higher than trees?
Answer: Because trees can't jump.
2 1, a man took a bite of watermelon and then stood outside the door and vomited. Why? Hit an animal.
-Answer: Rabbit
-(vomiting)