2. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.

3. Do you have a brief history of time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

4. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

I understand the truth that ugly people should read more books. In the past, people said that I was not the material for reading, but I was praising my beauty.

Being afraid of the night, he got an overnight permit.

7. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, she is a beauty in a messy room.

8. The giraffe said, "I am a giraffe!"

9. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu rode together, with a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."

10. Men are not lustful, so what? Okay, what about you?

1 1. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. Let's give up eating meat.

12. I was just reported by my neighbor to disturb the people because I was too poor.

13. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Night Quail.

14. Today, I went to an island called Buevojura Island.

15. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.

16. Good family. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.

17. Once upon a time, there was a duckling. It's short. It's called Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.

18. Bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of it every day. The fruit trees didn't bear fruit until autumn. The bear said disappointedly, "No fruit, no fruit."

19. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

20. "If someone belongs to me, how happy it would be." "Stop it, no one is a fish."

Easy-to-laugh girlfriend WeChat chat homophonic joke sentence (Chapter 2) 2 1. Mom asked me to rub clothes, and I said I did, did you hear me? Missed it!

22. You don't even reply to my messages. Do you still sell Sichuan pork?

23. My old colleague signed "God is a girl" and I asked him why he was so literary. He said it was called "unfair heaven".

24. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.

25. One day M and N quarreled, and finally M apologized because M was sorry!

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

27. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?

28. I fried skewers on the roadside again. I bought a squid beard in the shop. I feel uncomfortable after eating it. The doctor said my name is empty beard (so empty)

29. The rice crust and mud are good friends. One day, Mud went to the rice crust house to play rice crust and asked who you were. Who are you? Mud says I am mud, and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.

30. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked very much alike. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick turtle was. Look carefully, it is at home.

3 1. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?

One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot. The more he eats, the more disgusting he becomes. The little mouse said that he was tired of elephants. Did you hear that? I miss you.

33. I found an island today ~ I am fascinated by you.

34. I have a group of chickens, none of which can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

35. If Huang Ting can't find it, go-ah.

36. One day, I died while playing king. I told my teammates, watch the road, watch the road, watch the road. Did you hear that? Put it down.

37. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki

39. Want Want Snow Cake will become a want want quilt when it feels hot.

40. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

Easy to make fun of your girlfriend's homophonic jokes on WeChat chat (Chapter 3) 4 1. You are too bad. Do you have an English name called Paul, because Paul is very bad (Kochakin)?

42. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!

43. Legend has it that when Lu Da hung upside down and hung the willow, the flowers next to him were collected, and others called him, and the flowers were collected.

44. If you don't even cajole me, what are you cajoling? Hong Shixian?

45. Why do houses with many evil spirits in horror movies have pianos? Because "there are several demons in the piano."

46. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

47. I asked my friend in Chengdu why he loves to wear Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said that it will keep him safe if he wears it for a long time.

48. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.

49. Others find buzzing annoying, but you say it's a beautiful mosquito, so I'll tickle you!

50. You don't even want me. What do you want? Want to die?

5 1. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

52. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that wholeheartedly frogs have been touching your stomach.

53. One day, Little Bear looked for his book everywhere: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"

54. Get off the road, Kay. Dad is in the tower. Leave this tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.

55. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

56. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.

57. Do you like the lady's style or my epilepsy?

58. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, and Xiaoding does things with tinkling.

59. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "

60. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say that when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about martial arts.