1. [One of the Water Monsters Series] Legend of Water Monsters in the New Century
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Ben just went to the pool on the mountain to offer his mother a glass of wine, but he didn't expect to meet a monster. !
This is a great discovery!
When Gu Chi was happily preparing to go down the mountain to develop photos, several men in black suddenly appeared.
It's ..... it's not that he's just a monster, is he a gangster? ...
What? So his mother is a monster? Is he a monkey with dragon blood?
With his existence, even dinosaurs are not unusual, are they?
Staring at this group of psychopaths, I don't know where it came from, but Gu Chi just wants to escape.
But I didn't expect the other party to say that his mother was not dead. ...
2. [Monster Series II] Xiaolong, come on, the peach blossom is about to bloom on his head.
Copy "one, two, three."
Gu Chi was counting flowers when someone patted him on the back.
"Why?"
Gu Chi, turn around. It's Chiji, the head of the Chijin clan.
"Auntie!"
"How many times have I told you? Call me uncle or patriarch or king, and don't call me that girly name. "
"oh! Wang. "
"What are you doing counting flowers here without sleeping at midnight?"
"Go to sleep, where can I sleep with so many things?"
"I haven't had women for a long time. Is it panic? "
"That's just a trivial matter."
Chiji, look around.
"Otherwise you will listen to me? I'll find some women to vent on you, just don't tell anyone. Even if I accidentally leave a seed, I will arrange it for you, and I will never let Jiang Xuan know that this matter bothers you. "
3. [Monster Series 3] The troubles brought by Xiaolong
Copywriter: As twins, Gu Chi and Jiang Xuan will never forget the excitement when their first child, Chi Wei, was born. A pink humanoid girl, a new parent, was in tears. Although the baby didn't become a dragon when he was born, and even thought that he inherited the other half of Gu Chi's monkey blood, he was a pure-bred little monkey, but his excitement was undiminished. This is their long-awaited first baby.
How cute it is to hold the child in your arms. Especially after Gu Chi's sister Chiji refused to hire a nanny for her children, Jiang Xuan was so strong that she took her children to work and let her subordinate Jiang Hong help her watch during the day. In the evening, he bathed, nursed and cared for the baby together, until the baby was proved to be Xiong Long and was carried to the moon-like height, and neither of them had a chance to help take care of it.
The first child is often the one who puts down the deepest feelings. Before Jiang Xuan could relax, the second baby came again.
Although the second child Chi Xin is a woman, it takes three wet nurses to satisfy his appetite. She is less than half a year old and taller than two-year-old Chi Wei. She is strong, can eat and sleep, and looks like her uncle Jiang Yu. She is a strong little boy and the baby girl looks like her uncle.
However, Gu Chi is always worried that if her daughter inherits her own genes and really grows to eleven meters, how can she find a husband when she is old? You know, the average length of dragons is only eight meters now. Which male dragon wants a female dragon that is so much longer and more magnificent than himself.
Scratch your head.
It's rare to have a chance to hug my daughter, Gu Chi couldn't help but say to him.
4. Spring of Xiaolong: Chi Xin
This is about the love affair of Xiaolong who loves to eat, because I haven't found a copy for a short time.
5. [Monster Series 4] Spring of Little Tyrannosaurus Rex
Copywriter: Chi Wei, the head of the Dragon clan, is facing the crisis of forced marriage at the age of 22.
The older generation always holds a bunch of photos of blind date and asks him to choose a wife from them.
However, no matter how he looks at it, his eyes are just a "monkey" who smells Yifei.
Maybe it's a story that he misses his grandparents, so ...
Oh, my God, absolutely not!
His boss is a male with a naked tail, and that monkey is a male. What are they doing with the handle?
As Chi Wei's "sister", his Cang Xuechi absolutely opposes the boss "marrying" a monkey!
Boss, boss, you can't follow the monkey.
6. [Monster Series 5] Princess Wedding
Copywriter: The guards of Chizu whispered about the guests who had just come in. This man has heard about it for a long time, but he hasn't appeared in Chizu's palace for more than twenty years.
The bodyguard asked. "What do you think he is doing here?"
B said. "Come on, what else can you do? You said that for more than 20 years, Wang Fei really didn't know about his existence? "
A don't think so. "I think I know I don't know. I heard the old prince had an affair in his early years. "
B said enviously. "The old prince has capital, and even now many women like it."
A pie mouth. "It's a pity that the princess is too strong. The old prince is not afraid of his wife. "
"Ha ha."
The two men began to laugh at the end.
When Chi Wei returned to the palace, he saw two guards whispering, and he coughed a few times as a reminder. Go near, ChiWei stopped and said to them.
"You are the facade of the red ancestral palace. Pay attention to your image. What's it like to whisper when standing guard? "
"It's the patriarch."
"What are you talking about? Cannot be laid off. "
"Boss, the old prince has a guest."
"My father's guest? who is it? Dragon or monkey? "
"The sea is flooding."
"It's him."
ChiWei walked into the door.
No wonder the guards gossip, but Haiyan and his father are really worth gossiping about. Outsiders think Haiyan is his father's lover when he was young, and there is an illegitimate daughter Princess Chi Jian between them. Only a few people know that there are actually many of them.
In view of this special status, Haiyan has been living in the Chizu Pavilion. This is the first time to set foot on the palace gate. What's the big deal?
Chi Wei came to grandpa's living room. It seems that tea has just been served below. Haiyan has just started to get down to business.
7. [Ultimate Monster Series] Special Year of the Monkey
Copywriter: Monkeys have the custom of staying up late for the New Year.
Keeping the old year is the custom of staying up late to welcome the new year on the last night of the old year. Also known as New Year's Eve, the common name is "Enduring the Year". Exploring the origin of this custom, there is an interesting story among the people:
In ancient times, there was a fierce monster scattered in the mountains. People call them nian. Its appearance is ferocious, its nature is ferocious, and it specializes in eating birds, animals and insects. It changes its taste every day, from kowtowing insects to living people, which makes people talk about "Nian". Later, people gradually mastered the activity law of "Nian", that is, every 365 days, people go to places where people live in concentrated communities to taste fresh food. The haunting time is after dark, and when the rooster crows at dawn, they return to the mountains.
After determining the date of the ravages of 2008, people regarded this terrible night as a gateway, and came up with a set of methods to close the New Year's Day: every family prepared dinner in advance, turned off the fire, cleaned the stove, then tied all the cowpeas, sealed the front and back doors of the house, and hid in the house to eat the "New Year's Eve" because this dinner was uncertain. In addition to inviting the whole family to have dinner together to show harmonious reunion, we should also worship our ancestors before eating and pray for their blessing to spend the night safely. After dinner, no one dared to sleep, so they sat together and chatted with courage. Gradually formed the habit of not sleeping on New Year's Eve.
Dragon is not a monkey's Spring Festival. The reason is precisely because of this legend that the Nian beast in the monkey's mouth is a dragon man, belonging to the Chi family.
None of the following stories has much to do with this article.
8. [Monster Series] Soldiers and officers such as the monster undertale
Copywriter: Cang came to this military island with Hai Tianlong. His identity is very special. On formal occasions, he is the chief of staff, but in private, everyone agrees that he is Hai Tianlong's fiancee. Neither he nor Hai Tianlong denied this rumor, because at first his parents sent him to Hai Tianlong's home in the hope that he would become the wife of black dragon's top military commander.
Speaking of his relationship with Hai Tianlong, it can be said that they were childhood friends and played together, but both of them know that they have no passion for their growth just because they spend too much time together, and the relationship is more like brother and sister. This is his parents' fault.
Cang and Hai Tianlong talk about their future, and Hai Tianlong that guy will only ask with a frown.
"Do you want to marry me?"
"To tell the truth, I don't want to. I have no passion for you. If I marry you, I have thought about it. It seems that there is nothing wrong, but something is missing. Maybe it's passion. Without joy and expectation, I can imagine that the future will be boring but absolutely stable. "
"I have no feelings for you. To be honest, we were brothers since childhood, and you treated us as sisters. But what about your family? They just want you to be the general's wife. "
"I don't want anyone to force me."
"That's right. To tell you the truth, I'm not interested in women anyway. Why don't we set a time, and when we are 30 years old, if you haven't found someone who wants to get married, we will register. "
"all right."
The matter of two people was put down like this.
Hai Tianlong has just taken over as a general and is busy practicing the three armed forces every day. Cang believes that in peacetime, his temporary chief of staff seems to be an idle person.
9. [The second anecdote of the water monster] Mrs. Cai Longfu, the general of black dragon
Copywriter: Hailong belongs to the black dragon clan, with a long, pointed mouth full of sharp teeth, a short neck and a slender body. In its original form, it is about12m long and weighs about10t. What is particularly striking is that they have a long paddle tail, accounting for about half of their body length, and are powerful propellers for fast swimming. Feeding on fish, turtles and plesiosaurs. Once the prey is found, it will chase it until it bites. Because they swim very fast, even carnivorous fish that are very good at swimming can't escape the fate of being hunted.
With the overall degradation of the dragon, the body length of this sea dragon has dropped to about eight meters, which is basically the same as that of plesiosaur.
However, within the clan of black dragon, they belong to a very small number of robust individuals, and even the royal family of black dragon is only three meters in length. In the end, they won by numbers.
Hailong, a minority in black dragon, is a real maritime overlord, so the post of General black dragon has always been held by Hailong and a group of people.
Now General black dragon, named Hai Tianlong, is a black dragon with a body length of more than eight meters. He is 30 years old and not married. The reason why he is unmarried is that he has a rough personality. Black dragon's mating is always tearing and biting, and he was bitten by Haitian Dragon's sharp teeth. It is estimated that the mating is not over yet, and his life is over. So far, no woman dares to risk her life to marry a rude man who is two meters longer than herself.
This year, Hai Tianlong spent his 30th birthday in black dragon Naval Training Camp. On his birthday, he marched in a hurry with his team. He is full of energy and has nowhere to vent. He pitied his soldiers for being tired and swearing.
10. [Water Monster] The princess picked it up.
Copywriter: Most of the Dragon people who settled in Huangniwan belong to the Jiang nationality and belong to the jurisdiction of the local prince of Sanwan. Of course, some foreign dragon people are a little timid when they first arrive.
Dragon couple Yan Dazhuang and Yan Xiaomei have just moved to Huangniwan from the vicinity of the Yangtze River estuary. The purpose of their move is to give birth to a little dragon.
After all, they are Jiang people and belong to Tamsui Dragon. They lived in the estuary for a long time and heard their names. The water they often drink is salty. Married for almost ten years, the couple who were originally fertile were not pregnant. The elders at home say it has something to do with the water quality in the mating place. Many of their elders here have lived in other places for several years and moved back after raising dragons.
Although it is difficult to leave home, I have to leave my hometown in order to have my own little dragon.
I haven't seen much of the world since I came to Huangniwan, an inland place. The couple Yan Dazhuang and Yan Xiaomei are a bit silly. Here, the monkey people and the dragon people live together. When they first arrived here, they didn't even know who their kin was.
Yan Dazhuang sighed and could only grope slowly.
I just arrived here and heard that Kannonji here is very effective. Although it is a shrine to monkeys, the couple also want to see it on the principle of believing in its substance.
Look at his wife. She is as tall and strong as herself in the yard. Two northern men worshipped the Bodhisattva and begged their children to show it to the monkey, but it was very troublesome, but they wanted to go again, so they had to go in the dark at night.
In the dead of night, two people came to the Bodhisattva Temple and knelt down.
"Less salt is stronger. My wife and little sister Yan, married for ten years, have no children. Just ask the bodhisattva to give us a baby. We don't choose men or women. "
Yan Dazhuang's voice awakened a young master who was sleeping under the table of God.
Jiang Xianling, the only son of Prince 30,000, ran away from home because he stole the medicine that his mother asked the pharmacist to prepare to promote fertility.
Jiang Xianling has been frowning. He is afraid that his parents will not be as kind to him as before when they have a younger brother. In this mood, he stole his mother's medicine, but his family didn't find him for so long, and he didn't walk back by himself. He wants to sleep in the monkey temple for one night, and he is disturbed in the middle of the night.
Listening to the sound outside, the clever Jiang Xianling immediately guessed that there were dragons outside. He doesn't know whether the monkey spirit works, but his mother's medicine must work.
There are bowls of clear water on the holy table, which is said to be begging for water.
Jiang Xianling touched the desk, poured two bowls out of three bowls of water, and put the pills into the remaining bowl of water.
After a while, by the moonlight outside, he saw the dragon couple drink the bowl of water, and Jiang Xianling breathed a sigh of relief, like eating a hot potato pill.
To tell the truth, he also knows that medicine is a good thing, and he is reluctant to throw it away, but he is unwilling to send it back. If he gives it to people who need it, it will make the best use of it. (This article has nothing to do with it, so you can read it independently. )