Talk about their marriage with the emperor.
Puyi is a very unfortunate person in life. He said: "Every marriage is registered by looking at photos, not voluntarily. My memory of Wanrong and Wen Xiu is that they are noisy all day and have no feelings. Finally, Wen Xiu divorced me in Tianjin, and 1953 died in Beijing. But when I met her brother, I still said that I felt sorry for her. Marrying Wanrong means drawing a circle on the photo, and then marrying her, holding a grudge! Then she died in prison. I was very satisfied with Tan Yuling after I got married, but she was killed by the Japanese. Although I have been officially married three times and married four wives, I have never been in love or married. They are the furniture of my family. They are just husband and wife in name only. What happened to them was tragic. All victims! Li, who finally got married, is a medical worker who sympathizes with me and knows me well, but I am too old to fulfill my husband's obligations. I feel sorry for her! "
Du said, "You are a child prodigy and have a wife. How many have you died? "
Puyi said: "My life is bad, and my luck is bad."
Du said, "Are you unlucky to be an emperor? What else can I do? "
The emperor said, "It's bad luck to be an emperor! A 3-year-old child who is not sensible will also be fooled. How bitter it is to play with a wooden head! "
The emperor said: "I married Li, a northeast person, an onion and a pepper heart." It's amazing! "
Du said, "This is not true. Shen Zui also married a Northeastern. She is a kind and kind person! Why don't you look at these guys and figure out Shen Zui's physical and mental health. Seeing Shen Zui smile, my eyes are small, ha! "
Shen Zui said, "I don't have big eyes. But my wife is a good person, I am very satisfied and I am very grateful to her. "
The conversation turned to me and asked me how I got married with Wu Zuguang. I said, "It's a long story." I told them like a story. It rained that day and we stopped working. While we were chatting, the people who took care of us stopped working and went to find a place to play. Everyone listened to me with great interest. The emperor listened straight as if he didn't understand.
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Du said, "Old Pu, you can't understand that a person's marriage is a very important thing in life, and sometimes it is the pillar of life." ! My wife and I fight together, fight together. Over the years, a group of my children have been trained by her. '
Shen Zui said, "Old Pu, your special position in feudal times and your marriage history are really unfortunate! It's ridiculous to look at photos and get married! You married Wanrong and Wen Xiu at the age of sixteen, which aggravated your tragedy! "
The emperor was shocked and became depressed.
I think the emperor must be in pain at the moment. He said: "Let's not talk about past historical tragedies. Wanrong is a talented woman and a beautiful woman, as everyone knows. This is a sad death, and everyone feels sorry for it! The emperor can't be responsible. It is said that the emperor was also a victim. He can't be a real husband and wife living together, which is also caused by feudal history. "
Everyone is bored, but they still ask me how to know Zuguang and how to get married. I said, "My marriage is my own choice. I decided on my own. First, I asked him, "Would you like to get married? "
The emperor asked curiously, "What did Wu Zuguang say?"
I said, "he said," I have to think about it. This really annoys me! '
The emperor was surprised and asked, "Why?"
I said, "Maybe it's because he didn't expect it. He is not mentally prepared. "
The emperor said, "What a surprise."
I said, "I didn't expect him to answer me like this."
The emperor "set fire" [S2/]
The "Cultural Revolution" brought into play the "three major" policies: speaking out, speaking out and debating. At first, there were posters on the walls, and all the walls, doors and windows were covered. It has developed again. Pull the rope and hang it on the rope. Rope, poster readers walk and watch, indoor heavy snow and rain. Later, it developed, and posters with critical points were posted on the ground; Such posters all name names, such as: "Tell a counter-revolutionary honestly, or you will perish if you don't surrender!" ! Cann't get away! "These are the main targets of criticism.
I remember that I went to a paper factory with the Emperor, Du Fu and Shen Zui to draw posters with paper and ink. Because the paper and pen for writing posters are given by the government, you can accept them at will. Many people take ordinary paper, pens and ink and spoil them.
I walked into the gate of the factory with the emperor. The emperor pointed to the ground and said, "Look! Oh, my God! A big piece of paper and a big word: capitalist roader! So-and-so, you must bow your head and plead guilty! "
Walking into the gate, the ground was covered with posters, and the walls were covered with posters. The emperor still has a cigarette in his hand. Seeing that he was afraid to say anything, Shen Zui made a gesture to the emperor and put out his cigarette with his fingers. The emperor didn't understand and wandered back and forth with a cigarette in his mouth. I whispered to the emperor next to me, "Put out the cigarette butts! Quick, "the emperor didn't understand. At this time, a group of men and women in rags came. They all shaved. The rebellious teenager kept shouting: "Get out of the way, get out of the way!"
Seeing this group of people, the emperor was frightened! Your feet dodged, shaking with fear, and you forgot your cigarette. The rebel saw the cigarette in the emperor's hand, grabbed it and threw it away. Cigarettes fell on the poster. After a while, there was smoke on the ground, and the rebellious teenager had escorted the team away. The wind blew in from the door, posters on the door and on the ground one after another, and the corner was pressed by bricks. The wind kept blowing in, guiding the poster, and in an instant, the flames shot out. Someone immediately shouted: "Fire!" Some people are busy carrying buckets and splashing water. Everyone runs on their legs, but the emperor doesn't. The scene was flooded from head to toe.
Things happened and they began to get nervous. After a while, the fire went out and everyone was all right naturally. The emperor was so sad that he couldn't eat, as if he had done something bad. He said to me, "New Xia Feng, I believe it is good to be frank, but it is not good to implicate others!" "
I asked curiously, "Old Pu, haven't you become a new person?" What is the burden? "
The emperor blushed with anxiety. He rubbed his hands and whispered vaguely, "The fire is out, but it's here."
I didn't care: "We didn't find our unlucky people in this matter before! Thinking about this, watching you become a talkative aunt. "
The emperor was silent when he saw that I was impatient to listen to him. After the incident, we put a dozen bundles of various documents and were ready to leave. The rebel guards shouted and lectured, "Listen! There was an arson today, and you all have problems. Puyi! Come out! "
The emperor stood up trembling. The rebel side said, "Confession is good for you. You suck this fire! "
The emperor shook his hand and said, "Yes, I set the fire, not intentionally. Yes. "
Little humanity: "Bastard! Are you still trying to prove yourself? You reported to me that the fire was caused by the soot you smoked! It's a good thing you didn't catch it. If you did, you'd have to go to jail for ten years! You write a check! Don't write too deep! Give it to me tomorrow! "
Later I asked the emperor, "What's the matter with you? Go get into trouble. It's over. Tell him. What kind of things? Look, look, write a comment. How to write? "
The emperor said, "I'm afraid I'm tied to everyone." I dare not say that I saw many people smoking. "When I knew I was carrying my hand behind my back, I was robbed by the leader and thrown in the poster, but I dare not say. Frankly speaking, I believe it is loyal to this' Cultural Revolution'. "
I listened and said, "You are loyal, but loyalty is bad luck!" " "
The emperor wrote a midnight check. A dozen manuscripts were given to the librarian. When I took out the garbage with the Emperor in the afternoon, I saw the comments written by the Emperor thrown into the trash can. The emperor picked it up with his hand, opened it and said, "This was written in the middle of the night, mainly to say that I didn't set the fire." They didn't even look. They were thrown into the trash can! I still check myself carefully. "
Puyi and his brother Pu Jie choose vegetables together.
The Emperor's Indiana [/s2/]
Intellectual labor reform in the "Cultural Revolution". The handyman resigned, resisted and became a "leader". We do all the work in this unit. When the "leader" is uncomfortable, he looks for trouble, fights and curses every day, and has a love triangle. It's too noisy, and my wife asks the "leader" for a divorce, swearing and making a lot of noise!
I took out the garbage with the emperor. First, clean up the office garbage and waste paper into the wastebasket and pour it into a large rectangular wooden box with handles at both ends. The emperor and I took it and went to the office one by one, putting down the wooden box. Then clean up the indoor garbage and waste paper into the wastebasket, pour it into the wooden box, and then transport it out for dumping. This is a daily job.
We moved the garbage bins one by one. The emperor is in front and I am in the back. He is taller than me. He walked ahead and I followed him. Suddenly, his hand was raised, and I was unprepared, so a box of garbage fell to the ground. I quickly grabbed the rotten paper and cigarette butts and threw them into the wooden box. My hands have been busy. That's interesting. The emperor is interested in everything. When he saw folded underwear and a small head with a nose and eyes in the garbage, he picked them out and played with them. He asked, "What do you think of being a leader? Why are you still playing with your little coat and pants? Are they playing or working? " Just as the emperor was playing with these little paper men, the wife of the rebel leader suddenly broke into the yard, jumped up and cursed with her feet: "Come out! I won't go home every day and say disgusting, but I can act like a person! It's with the pheasant! He also said that we should make a revolution together! I am not finished with you! " At this time, the emperor and I quickly packed our things, lifted the trash can and prepared to move on. The crazy woman cursed and rushed in, knocking the emperor to the ground. When the emperor couldn't get up, the woman simply buckled the wooden box into a stool and sat in the wooden box to cross the road. The emperor picked up the little paper man in the garbage and began to play.
The rebel leader cursed by his wife came out of the room, saw the emperor and said loudly, "What are you doing?" How did you get it all over the floor? How dirty! Look at you! I am still very happy. What are you playing? You think you are dreaming of being the emperor in your palace! Get up! Come on! "
Frightened, the emperor quickly stood up, lowered his head and said to the rebel side, "Yes, I am committing a crime! I forgot that I was a sinner. I also play the villain. "
The rebel leader said, "Shut up! Pick up the garbage on the ground! "
My emperor and I picked up all the rubbish and put it in wooden boxes, but we didn't dare to make a sound. Suddenly, the traitor's wife jumped up like a madman and created a traitor. At this time, the emperor didn't know how to escape, so he was pushed in the middle. That rebel is really bad. He seized the opportunity to hit him, but he dared not hit his wife. Everything is on the emperor. When a wife looks at her husband like this, she hits her husband and the emperor. The emperor happily opened the picture frame from both ends and advised him, "Stop it, stop it."
They left after a big fight. I said, "Old Pu, don't pull them. These people are inhuman. I was beaten with nothing, "said the emperor. "I was pulling a herd of cows!" He was beaten black and blue and said sadly, "Oh, what a pity!" " "
The emperor has two pieces of paper in his pocket.
Shen Zui, Puyi and Du work in the backyard and take care of me. I was sent by China Review Theatre to support their reform-through-labour team. I am glad to go, because these people are kind men, and I am the only woman who will definitely take care of me. They are also very casual, and the caretaker turns a blind eye. They don't have much working hours and are not tired. They can also talk and laugh at will between classes, catch up with the amiable administrators and chat with us.
Shen Zui likes joking, but he also works. During the break, Shen Zui said to Puyi: "We work hard, eat more, be healthy, eat, talk and laugh." Oh, my God! Pu, you are the most famous person in our team. "
Puyi said with a smile: "dung beetles got on a big ship."
Du was surprised and asked, "What?"
Puyi said: "This is famous."
"Ha" everyone laughed. What an interesting quip!
The emperor laughed his head off. He proudly said, "We are newcomers and want to say something new."
Shen Zui also ridiculed the emperor: "The emperor is not only a civil servant, but also a new culture."
Du said slowly, "Laopu has a new culture and is a civilian." He married a civilian wife, married in a famous cultural center and cultural club in Beijing, and went to many intellectuals. "
The Cultural Club was the gathering place of famous intellectuals in Beijing at that time, and it was also the former site of the European and American Alumni Association. I got married here too.
Puyi and Li took a group photo.
The emperor smiled and mysteriously took out two pieces of paper from his uniform pocket, but he was afraid that everyone would look at it and deliberately avoided it. He put the paper in his pocket with both hands. Shen Zui was very enthusiastic and happy, and whispered, "Shh. Don't be so evasive, let the keeper see what will happen! " Hearing this, the emperor slowly took out two pieces of paper from his pocket in fear. It turned out that Wan Zi gave him a poem when she got married:
Unforgettable days are in the golden chamber, and the life of the last king can be tested.
I mean, after ten years of exposure, when I lost my life.
Speaking of shrines, you can tell a good story. Your pillow is full of happiness and branches.
The message to Ms. Xianhui of Xihu blended the support of Han and Manchu.
Looking back on that year, I hope to have a grand wedding, as a new person, to clean my heart and my bones.
Read secrets, know each other forever, dance together and love each other deeply.
If you have your own gold needle to test your life, you will also have a cold and warm silver watch.
The Xinhua news agency incident transcends ancient and modern times, and the red candle shines on the party.
At that time, the greatest comfort of the emperor was that he had a new home, so he copied this poem on paper as an amulet. At that time, I was most afraid of writing on paper. When the guard saw it, he said it was reactionary. The emperor showed it to us. I said, "I know teacher Wan Meizi. He is the most enthusiastic scholar in writing poetry. "
But something really happened to these two pieces of paper. The supervisor noticed and shouted, "Puyi, come here!"
Puyi was too scared to go out. The guard tugged at his arm and said, "What reactionary words did you write?" Take it out! Take it away quickly! '
The emperor was too scared to answer or move. We think this man is too honest to show it.
The watchman asked, "You should expose Puyi as soon as possible, do not shield each other, and form an offensive and defensive alliance! What did he write? Why can't you take it out and see the light of day? This must be reactionary! Why didn't he dare to hand it over? "
Du, Shen Zui, etc. There is nothing to say, and everyone knows it. At this moment, the emperor turned to look at Shen Zui, and the caretaker turned to Shen Zui and said, "Shen Zui, you know the reactionary words written on his paper! Say it. Say it quickly! "
Shen Zui is really witty. He said, "This is Puyi's wedding poem. In retrospect, I hope I can have a grand wedding, purify my mind and start over! " . "Suddenly, everyone relaxed. The watchman looked at each other, nodded, extended his hand to the emperor and said, "OK, take it out, or it won't be reactionary. "
The emperor took it out of his pocket and gave it to the keeper. The librarian turned it over, looked at it and smiled. He threw it in front of the emperor and said, "You feudal emperor still have some human feelings!" " "The night watchman said and went away.
Shen Zui said, "Old Pu, pick it up!"
The emperor dared not move. Shen Zui picked it up for him and put it in his uniform pocket. The emperor bowed deeply to Shen Zui and said, "Thank you, Miss Shen, that's very kind of you!"
We all laughed. Everyone picked up the tea bowl, but they didn't get out of trouble. Author: Xin