It is said that Mr. Grey Wolf returned to Wolf Castle in frustration this evening. Hong Tailang, who was bragging in front of the dressing table, asked without looking back, "Husband, where is the sheep?"
"Well, wife, these lambs are too cunning. I will be sure tomorrow ..." Before the wolf finished, Kotaro grabbed the pot like lightning and slapped him on the head. "You useless thing!"
Stunned by the beating, Grey Wolf held his poor head in his hands, thinking about the dignified life he had lived since he married Kotaro for a year, and suddenly raised his arms and shouted, "I've had enough! I want to divorce you! "
Kotaro had never seen him so angry with himself. When he heard the word "divorce", he suddenly became afraid.
"Husband, does it still hurt?" Kotaro holding the Wolf, stroking its head, asked with concern.
"Ha ha, no pain, no pain! Dear, I will definitely catch the sheep! "
"Well, I believe you. I will never hit you again, husband."
"Wife, I have another good idea, that is, I have to work hard."
"What idea, I listen to you, husband!"
So the grey wolf couple rushed to build a radio station overnight.
"Ha ha, wife, we made it. Should the lamb get up? "
"Husband, you are great! Start the broadcast! Cheat all the lambs! "
"Wife, stupid sheep has no radio yet! You go to Xiangzu to buy a hundred radios. I went to Yangcun to publicize, hehe! "
Just say that the wolf came to the iron gate in Yangcun and posted a huge advertisement there. Dozens of sheep in Yangcun watched through the iron gate.
"Hey, Mr. Grey Wolf, what's your game again?" Pleasant goat shouted.
"Lamb, just wait and enjoy it! The junior high school in qingqing grasslands-the central government-sent me to help the poor. Tomorrow, I will hold the activity of "Home Appliances Going to the Countryside". Don't miss it! "
After confirming that the wolf had gone far, the sheep quickly surrounded the huge advertisement.
"Wow, the talking box-radio, you can know what's going on in the world and listen to songs without going out!"
"I can still see the video in the future, and I can broadcast it live!"
"This must be another trick of Big Wolf!"
The sheep are talking.
"Let's burn this confusing thing!" The village chief ordered a slow sheep.
"In fact, Mr Big Wolf painted very beautifully! It's a pity to burn. " Mei Yangyang said. Some agreed, but most sheep obeyed the will of the village chief. A fire destroyed the masterpiece of Big Wolf.
The next day, with the warm sunshine in the morning, Big Wolf and his wife came outside the village with hundreds of radios. Almost all the sheep in the village gathered at the iron gate to see the talking box.
Mr. and Mrs. Grey Wolf demonstrated the use of the radio over and over again, deliberately turning up the volume. The song "Wolf in Love with Sheep" is playing on the radio, and all the sheep are fascinated.
It's estimated that it's about time, and the Grey Wolf couple disappeared below the horizon.
Sheep and goats pushed the iron gate like a crowded recruitment venue, and after another wave, the radio was robbed in a flash.
When the village chief Slow Sheep saw this, he could only keep shaking his head.
From then on, the sheep never went to class or work, and listened to the radio almost all day. Mr. and Mrs. Grey Wolf are tired of recording programs day and night!
One night, a series of important news that affected Yangcun broke out on the radio, such as "Beautiful sheep and gorgeous sheep-looking at the door", "Pleasant sheep is a cloned sheep" and "Slow sheep takes bribes" ...
Yangcun immediately fell into chaos, and Meiyangyang, Pleasant Goat and Slow Goat held press conferences to defend themselves, but this defense was so pale and powerless.
Taking this opportunity, Grey Wolf released the article "Initiative of Building a Harmonious qingqing grasslands" through the radio.
According to the article, there are 56 tribes in qingqing grasslands, including wolves and sheep, and the members of each tribe are the masters of qingqing grasslands.
The article points out that the sheep family has been an inseparable part of qingqing grasslands since ancient times. After nearly 50 years of development, the Yangjia economy has made great achievements and basically solved the problem of food and clothing.
The article also said that this year, the central government will allocate 4 trillion yuan for the Yangjia Construction Fund, of which the state-supported Yangcun Village will receive a quarter.
Finally, the article says that building a harmonious qingqing grasslands is an inevitable requirement of social development and an important event eagerly awaited by all members. Let's closely unite around the Black Beast Party with the general concept of "the wolf is fake, the tiger is strong", hold high the great banner of "no need to make up the theory after death" and work hard to realize the great rejuvenation of qingqing grasslands!
As soon as the news was broadcast, there was a heated debate in Yangcun. Sheep and goats had a heated discussion on how to use this trillion yuan of grass. Pleasant Goat, as a representative, hopes to use this money for infrastructure construction in Yangcun. The concept represented by Meiyangyang is used in environmental protection construction; Lazy sheep, as the representative, strongly urged to continue planting grass and buy snacks. The poor slow sheep is ill in bed and stays in Lacrimosa all day, muttering, "I will destroy the sheep village myself."
In the blink of an eye, the Spring Festival of the Year of the Ox, "Big Wolf" broadcast the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, which was welcomed by Yangcun. A few days later, Big Wolf invited Zhao Benzhou and Xiao Shenyang to Wolf Castle to communicate with the audience through radio. More than twenty sheep, such as Meiyangyang, Leyangyang and Boiling Yangyang, who couldn't hold back, went to Wolf Castle regardless of the danger and vowed to meet two sheep comedians, but they were unexpectedly warmly received by Grey Wolf and his wife, and they also got autographs and photos from Zhao Benzhou and Xiao Shenyang.
When they returned to Yangcun, the gate had been closed.
"You traitor! Sheep don't welcome you! " Headed by Pleasant Goat, he swore.
Whatever the explanation, Pleasant Goat insisted on driving them out of the village.
Just when Meiyangyang and Boiling Sheep were cornered, Big Wolf took them in and built a sheepfold near Wolf Castle called Jingjing Home. Each room is equipped with computer, TV, air conditioner, automatic wool washer and other electrical appliances.
Beautiful sheep have never enjoyed such a luxurious life. Since I entered the big wolf's sheepfold, I learned to chat QQ online in a few days, which made every sheep very happy.
The moon on Lantern Festival night is very beautiful. The wolf bought thousands of fireworks and set them off near Yangcun. It's spectacular. Just as the sheep were immersed in the beautiful scenery of "the fire tree and the silver flowers are sleepless", they suddenly heard a sheep shout: "Oh, no! Slow sheep passed away! " It turned out that Big Wolf threw a few "two kicks" at Slow Sheep's room while it was not paying attention, which scared it to death.
The death of Slow Sheep made the whole village sad. The next day, Pleasant Goat claimed to be the village head. At this moment, Big Big Wolf released another news on the radio, to the effect that Pleasant Goat murdered Slow Goat, and in order to conceal his cloned life, he coveted one trillion yuan.
Out of dissatisfaction with Pleasant Goat and longing for the beautiful life of Beautiful Goat, in a few days, all the sheep in Yangcun went to Jingjing Home, leaving Pleasant Goat alone in the deserted village.
On February 14, Valentine's Day, "Big Big Wolf" broadcasted the process of lazy sheep courting American sheep. Pleasant goat has always had a crush on beautiful goat. How can you sit still when you hear this news? In a rage, I wanted to find the lazy sheep theory, and I didn't want to be caught by the big wolf just after I left the gate of the sheep village.
Sheep village no longer exists.
From then on, the Grey Wolf family stopped hunting everywhere and lived a happy life without worrying about catching sheep.
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Appreciate the story of mindlessness and unhappiness, and appreciate the story of indifference and mindlessness.
These two idiots. . .
This is the tragedy of life.
A sad reminder in reality.
No brain, no happiness. The king's fairy tale "Unhappy without Brain" is about two children, one is called "Unhappy without Brain" and the other is called "Unhappy". "Brainless" always makes mistakes when doing things carelessly. "Unhappy" is always embarrassing. If you want him to go to the east, he will go to the west. Two children were advised to get rid of their bad temper, but they disagreed. In order to help them correct their shortcomings, they temporarily turned them into adults.
Unhappy without brains is a cartoon of that year. 1964.
This is a simple introduction.
Introduction to the book of brainless and unhappy-brainless and unhappy
I have a neighbor, twelve years old, named brainless. His name is brainless, and people can have brains. The head is quite big, and there are many eyes, ears, nose and mouth. He is also smart in reading, so he must be brainless. People call him brainless because everything he remembers is discounted and his shortcomings are strange. Children often come to my house, play for a long time, and then leave. Hardly had I closed the door when there was a knock at the door outside. When I opened the door, I found that I had no brain. "Sorry, I forgot my schoolbag." He took off his hat and gloves and went into the house to look for his schoolbag. He found his schoolbag and left. I just closed the door. Bang, bang, there is another knock at the door outside. I still have no brains when I open the door. "Sorry, I forgot my hat." He found his hat and left. I just closed the door. Bang, bang, there is another knock at the door outside. This time I opened the door without looking at who it was, so I handed out a pair of gloves: "No brain, yours, take it!" " "I went into the house and took a look. Isn't that his schoolbag? Maybe he came back to look for his hat and left it behind. On his twelfth birthday, I took a big bag of things to his house. I opened it mindlessly and looked at it: "blind man, uncle, why did you give me so many things?" "Mom, look, my uncle gave me a pencil, a notebook-even my name is written on it-a ball, a pair of gloves, a handkerchief, Luo's story ... Uncle, I can't wear this hat ..." He shouted without thinking, and his mother said, "Thank you soon." I said, "You're welcome. They are all his own. " His mother couldn't help sighing: "Look at you, you have no brain. How to do great things when you grow up? Hey, how can I get it when I grow up! " No brain is such a brainless person. One night, his house was put under martial law. What's the matter? I don't have the brain to sit down and do my homework, so I can't find my exercise book. A big drawer and four small drawers of the table were pulled out, and the contents were everywhere. When my brother and sister saw something bad, they immediately climbed outside the house. Four-year-old little fat man stood at the door of his house. Seeing someone coming, he waved him not to ring the bell. Brothers and sisters all know that when my brother can't find anything, he must take it out on them: "You took my notebook, 80%!" "You argue endlessly, my head is dizzy. I don't know where my notebook is! " "Go away, go away, get out of the way!" Suddenly, everything on the table, on the bed and on the ground was turned out. I searched for an eraser for a long time the day before yesterday and turned it out. The brush that was not found the day before yesterday was turned out. The pencil case I had been looking for for for a long time was turned out yesterday. The abacus I had been looking for for for a long time this morning was turned out. I haven't found an exercise book waiting to be used yet. I'm tired without brains! He sat in the chair, hey, what's on the * * *? When he touched it, it was an exercise book in his pocket! I just want to do my homework with peace of mind. But what about textbooks? It was on the table just now, and now the table is full of books. Where can I find it? I lost my mind and looked at the messy room in a daze. Just then, my mother came back. "Mom!" My brothers and sisters jumped up with joy when they saw the sun like a cloudy day. Mother walked into the room and looked: "Alas, I have no brain, and it's like this again!" " I don't know when I will come back and see my home clean and tidy! "Pick up, my mother nagging," you see, you have no brain. How to do great things when you grow up? Alas, how can you grow up? "... about the author-brainless and unhappy.
Ren Rongrong, formerly known as Ren Yiqi, was born in Heshan, Guangdong, 1923. Main works: the fairy tale "Unhappy without Brain", "A Genius Acrobat", the story "Local Story", the children's poem "Dad's Teacher", "I am a man who can be big or small" and so on. The main translations are: Complete Works of Andersen's Fairy Tales, Complete Works of Grimm's Fairy Tales, Aesop's Fables, Pinocchio's Adventures, Pippi Longstocking and Pushkin's Fairy Tales. He has won the International Andersen Translator, the Asian Children's Literature Award and the National Excellent Children's Literature Award.
Table of contents of this book
Foreword 1: I still want to read the story after reading it.
Foreword 2: The Significance of Ren Rongrong.
It doesn't matter, unhappy.
A gifted acrobat.
Grandma's strange ears
Leprechaun's spell
Goblins make trouble.
Beware of your inner demon.
Adventures, big and small
For the first time, who is older and who is younger?
The second time, I had a fight with a big mouse.
The result of the third small hole not being filled.
The fourth time, I lay on the sea and sailed.
Take the fifth turn into the water-no, turn to the ground.
The sixth time, Xiaoxiao pulled out a big tree from the skirting line.
We haven't caught any fish for the seventh time. Let's catch shoes first.
The eighth time, the little fish came to the door.
Ninth, Mars can burn into a raging fire.
The tenth time I went down my throat to explore.
The eleventh time, Xiaoxiao was swept away by the strong wind.
The twelfth time, I remembered an oriental story.
The thirteenth time, this time, it saved the little guys greatly.
The fourteenth and last distress.
Fifteenth happy ending
Meng Zhan and Hiragi sisters won the championship and runner-up, and the attributes left by Jiao Jiao and nature are widely circulated. At this time, everyone remembered that the early domestic animation was mindless and joyless, just corresponding to the natural stay and Jiao Jiao, which made people smile bitterly.
Appreciate stories that have no brains and no hearts. What is this? Unhappy without Brain is a famous domestic cartoon, which was shot at 1962 and produced by Shanghai Animation Film Studio.
Unhappy without brains tells the story of two children, one is called "brainless" and the other is called "unhappy". "Brainless" always makes mistakes when doing things carelessly. "Unhappy" is always embarrassing. If you want him to go to the east, he will go to the west. Two children were advised to get rid of their bad temper, but they disagreed. In order to help them correct their shortcomings, they temporarily turned them into adults.
There are two children, one is "brainless" and the other is "unhappy". "Brainless" always makes mistakes when doing things carelessly. "Unhappy" is always embarrassing. If you want him to go to the east, he will go to the west. Two children were advised to get rid of their bad temper, but they disagreed. In order to help them correct their shortcomings, they temporarily turned them into adults. "No brain" became an engineer and "unhappy" became an actor. "Brainless" designed a 999-story Children's Palace building. After the building was built, I remembered that there was no elevator. As a result, the children had to climb the stairs with bedding and dry food for a month in order to watch the drama in this building, which not only harmed others, but also harmed the designer himself, because "Brainless" also attended the opening ceremony of the Children's Palace.
On the opening day, "Unhappy" staged "Song Wu Da Hu". He plays the role of a tiger. At the critical moment, his old temper came again. Originally, the tiger should have been killed by Song Wu, but he didn't want to die. Instead, he beat Song Wu to flee east and hide west, and the two of them have been playing under the stage. The "brainless" in the audience was wondering, but "unhappy" hit him, so "brainless" ran ahead and "unhappy" chased after him. The two men rolled from upstairs to downstairs and fell back, aching all over. Through this lesson, the two men are determined to correct their shortcomings. They are still children again.
Once upon a time, there were a pair of good friends, one of whom remembered to discount everything and couldn't think about everything comprehensively. When he thought of this, he forgot that. The other is eccentric and likes to play the devil's advocate with others. Everyone goes east, so he goes west. Everyone went to the west, but he only wanted to go to the east. When others advised him, he said, "I don't want to be like you!" " "So everyone gave them a nickname, one is" brainless "and the other is" unhappy ". It happened to rain that day, and several classmates and I were "unhappy" to go home from school. Everyone takes the main road, but he insists on taking shortcuts and taking muddy roads. After a few steps, he plopped into a big puddle. He stood up in frustration and looked at the fairy standing in front of him. The fairy said to her, "I am a fairy." Seeing that you look unhappy, I just want to make you happy. What is your wish? " "I have a friend, let him be happy! "He hurried to find Wunao." "Wunao" said, "I want to be an actor." "Then I'll be a construction engineer!" "Unhappy" said. I saw the immortal say several spells, and they shouted. One became an actor and the other became a construction engineer.
Unhappy to be an architect, he first wanted to design a children's palace so that children in the city could play in it at the same time. He drew a drawing, which is a 300-400-storey building complex, with theaters, sports grounds, playgrounds, libraries and so on. But his old habits are back. He likes to play devil's advocate with others on everything, even building buildings. He thought to himself, "The houses they built are all straight, but I am not as tall as you. I want to build a house like the leaning tower of Pisa. " Shortly after the Children's Palace was built, I was unhappy and received an invitation to go to the theatre. There was a sea of people along the way, and it was very lively. Children wear elbow pads, knee pads and helmets on their heads. "unhappy" thought: "how can going to the children's palace be the same as building a house?"
"Unhappy" came to the Children's Palace and was just about to enter. The guard stopped him and asked him why he didn't wear a helmet. "Unhappy" is puzzled: "Do you still need to wear those things to go to the theater?" This is so fresh! The doorman explained, "These buildings are all inclined. People upstairs will drop some small things when they open the window. If they don't wear helmets, they won't be killed. " "Unhappy" froze, and the doorman comforted him and said, "Never mind, I'll write you a note, and the people in the Children's Palace will give you a helmet." "Unhappy" is annoyed: Why didn't I ask for advice when designing the leaning tower? No way, "unhappy" only rushed into the theater with everyone carrying things upstairs.
Finally, I arrived at the theater and watched the program, which was Journey to the West: Borrowing a Banana Fan. As it happens, his old friend "no brain" plays Niu Wangmo in the play. The curtain slowly opened and the sound of gongs and drums was sonorous. The Monkey King turned out the somersault cloud and fought with Princess Iron Fan. At this moment, Niu Wangmo came out. "Hey, isn't this program" Borrow a banana fan for three times "? Why are there two the Monkey King? Can't this scene be temporarily changed to "True and False Monkey King"? " The audience under the stage said. It turned out that "brainless" wore the wrong clothes. The Monkey King really said to brainless, "Hey, who are you playing in this play?" I am the Monkey King! "
I don't know who I played, but I remember I played the Monkey King! ""I didn't know who he was, so the theater had to announce a temporary rest.
The play has been on for many days, and "brainless" can't remember who it is. The audience under the stage can be anxious. If this continues, the holiday will be over.
The more unhappy you are, the more wrong things are. The problem of feeling "brainless" is the same as yourself, which brings disadvantages to everyone. He rushed to the stage, grabbed "brainless", dragged him off the stage, ran to the immortal's residence, and asked the immortal to exchange them back. In a blink of an eye, they became the original appearance again. From then on, they understood that they must form good habits from an early age and cannot violate objective laws. So, through hard work, they finally got rid of their bad habits.
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"Don't say I am a talent. In ancient times, I was a' talent' at best. "
I slowly raised my right hand forward, smoothed my slightly wrinkled brow and painted a faint dimple, but it was always in vain anyway. I drew my hand back like an electric shock, and her mouth opened wide when she saw me like this. I think I must be laughing, too I walked to her, and she walked to me, but when they got closest, they couldn't go any further-I often wondered if somewhere in this world, there was a mirror for everyone, not me and me. It's a pity that old Einstein went too early and left before he could learn from me.
Turn around and get dressed, and look at yourself carefully in the mirror. A gentleman seems to have said something like this, "Look at your son's face, look at your big * * *, look at your sour face, and die like your own mother. If there is no son, is there any justice? " I turned my head, measured my * * * with my hand and then turned around and patted my face. Suddenly, I felt very poetic and angry. To borrow Li's words, "nature will be useful, and my daughter will be exhausted when she is born." God gave me this face to give birth to a son. I can't turn a blind eye to God's thoughts.
I called Soda and asked her if she would come to my place at noon today. where ...
There are mainly a few people who have no brains and are unhappy. Hello, I'm glad to help you.
Answer questions for you, ask questions
I wish you a happy life.
Why do you want to make everyone unhappy? You also want your cousin to be happy, right? I wish you happiness and you will find a better girl!
Unhappy, brainless composition said that I met a fairy, and I said my ideal. I don't want to be an actor, but I don't want to be a construction engineer either.
The fairy murmured a spell, only to see a flash of cold light, and both children became adults. They looked at themselves in disbelief. First of all, I am very unhappy about it. I plan to build a living area and make a lot of money. After making up his mind, he began to draw sketches and specially invited two designers to give guidance. Two designers advised him not to build the house too fast, but he kept shouting: "unhappy, unhappy, just unhappy!" " "It's like two designers are useless. A day later, the sketch was drawn. I'm not happy to start construction soon. I read the reference map and dug such a deep underground, but I didn't agree. I thought, why do you do those useless things? It is better to cover it directly from the ground! Unhappy, I made up my mind. The sketch shows that it was built directly from the ground. A * * *, 40 buildings, each building is above 100 square meter.
The designer has been persuading him: "This house is not strong, it will collapse!" "unhappy, unhappy!" If you are unhappy, you always answer like this. The designer shook his head and left. The next day, I was unhappy, so I borrowed money to recruit 40 construction teams, one for each house. The construction speed is very fast. Because it saves the trouble of laying the foundation, it is built three days at a time. I am not happy to see my building grow like ivy, I am happy. Two weeks later, the house was built, the house was painted resplendent, the facilities in the community were complete, and there was no shortage of medical services, gyms, art halls, conference rooms and so on.
After the house was sold, business was booming. The buyer can't hold on. These houses were sold out in just two days, but no one knew that the house had no security. Finally, a terrible day came. A major earthquake occurred 900 kilometers away with a magnitude of 8. If the vibration reaches this place, it will be about level 3. There is no need for refuge at all, and the residents are at home. Unexpectedly, the house began to collapse because there was no foundation. One house after another collapsed with a rumble. Sleeping in the office building, unhappy, feeling something was wrong, I ran out. No sooner had I left the door than the building collapsed. I was very unhappy and fainted on the ground. ...
It happened that on this day, Wunao took his team on tour and arrived at this place. No way, calm the escaped victims first! They set up a shed in the ruins and began to play martial arts novels. Brainless played an escaped prisoner, and finally the plot was stabbed by a general. In a blink of an eye, it is time for brainless "injury". I saw the "general" raise his sword and aim it at the mindless waist. I didn't remember until now. Forget to tie a sheep blood bag around your waist, or you won't bleed! Just thought of here, the sword came, although it is a prop, but it is also quite sharp, after all, it is necessary to stab the sheep blood bag! This time, I ate mindless, covered in blood, and screamed in pain.
When you are unhappy, you feel something is wrong. I looked up and ran out. When I saw that the fairy had set foot on Xiangyun and was ready to leave here, I had to beg the fairy: "Please change us back!" " The immortal said a few more spells, and both brainless and unhappy became children again, and the brainless wound stopped bleeding.
Through this incident, unhappiness became "happiness". Listen to your views on everything now. If so, respect everyone's opinions. If you have a better way, say it. Now, everyone calls unhappiness "very happy"!
Which episode of the comic book "Unhappy without Brain" is related to carelessness? "Unhappy without Brain" is just an animated short film, not a series, and there is no problem in any episode.
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