He floated in the water and was washed to several islands by the sea. The local fishermen fished him out and found that he was still breathing. They immediately gave artificial respiration and saved Wu Dalang, who was dying.
The fishermen were overjoyed and told each other that there was a tall, handsome and powerful man on the island. Our ancestors are so short, we should take advantage of this gentleman's height advantage to improve our race and make him our king. So Wu Dalang became king. Seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six hospitals, Wu Dalang soon had a large group of governors. These princes scattered among the people and married women of ordinary people, so since then, the height of local residents has improved significantly.
As a king, Wu Dalang was very diligent at first. Every day is "play early if you have something to do, leave early if you have nothing to do". After a few days, he felt bored. Officials have to talk about trivial things for a long time. So he said, in the future, you should write down the important content of the matter as a souvenir and show it to me. The officials were surprised. What do you mean by "write"? We can't read or write. Wu Dalang said, well, I'll give you a cram school to eliminate illiteracy. So he used his limited knowledge to give literacy classes to officials and learn to write. But Wu Dalang sells baked wheat cakes. He only knows a few words, and many words only remember some radicals. When officials study communication abroad, they forget some parts of some words, so this forms a kind of "fake" words at present: Hiragana, Katakana and so on. This has become an important part of the culture of that island country.
After this reform, Wu Dalang gained more support. One day, he found that his subjects had no names. So he said, no, everyone has to have a name. Of course, you can't call Qian Sun Zhao Li. You can take your surname, no matter where you live. So there are surnames like Tanaka, Matsushita and Yamaguchi. As for the name, just "one, two, three, four". But the boss can't be called "Dalang", which violates my taboo. He can only be called "Taro" and the second one can't be called "Jiro", which violates my brother's taboo and can only be called "Jiro". You can call the rest in order, which is fine with me. So this country has such names as "Yamaguchi Taro" and "Jiro Tanaka".
After Wu Dalang became king, he was always tired of eating delicacies. He remembered that when he was drifting at sea, he had nothing to eat, so he had to catch fish and eat it raw. Looking back now, it tastes pretty good. So when he asks his chef to cook fish, he must only cook it raw, not cooked. After its popularity, this dish has won warm support from the people of the whole country and has since become a famous dish in this country.
Wu Dalang also found that locals, like China people, slept in their own beds. He was very angry and thought that since Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing had an affair, Ximen Qing often came to his house, leaving him no place to sleep, so he had to sleep on the ground. I can only sleep on the ground when I am king, and you can only sleep on the ground! Only in this way can we not forget to take away the shame of our wife! So he issued a decree according to this meaning. From then on, people in this country can only sleep on the floor covered with mats, which is called "tatami".
Although Wu Dalang became king in China, he will never forget Pan Jinlian's beating and cursing. When Pan Jinlian hit him, because he was shorter than Pan Jinlian and couldn't run fast, he often got some real hits. Because of this, he finally came up with a trick to let eunuchs make some wooden shoes for women to wear, and it really received good results. Since the women in the palace put on this kind of shoes called "clogs", their walking steps slowed down immediately; King Wu Dalang never had to be afraid to run faster than them. After this method spread to the people, it was immediately warmly welcomed by men in island countries and followed suit. Clogs have also become an important part of the national costumes of island countries.
Wu Dalang was tired of family life because he was always beaten by Pan Jinlian in the past. When drinking and chatting with ministers, I can't help but infect them with such emotions. Later, everyone held an important "headquarters meeting", and the conclusion was not to be too accommodating to women, but to find ways to treat them. For example, men should go to the hotel to drink after work and not go home too early; A woman should bow to her husband every day. Since then, China's "Three Cardinal Principles and Five Permanent Principles" have been carried forward in this country.
Wu Dalang often thought that in China, being king is called style and flags are flying all over the sky. In this country, we don't even have a sign, so it's boring. So he took out his apron when he was selling sesame cakes and asked the eunuch to wash it. It was still white and used as a flag. There must be a sign on the national flag. All the impressions in Wu Dalang's mind are only the baked wheat cakes that have been sold. So he branded a red and round sesame seed cake and stuck it in the middle of the apron. This became the national flag of that island country.