2. "Why, why do you want to turn off the credit card counter to prevent me from seeing the counter? ! "The cry of the credit card (male) is full of despair. The friend card (male) can't stand it anymore. Holding the credit card in his arms, he roared in a voice close to collapse: "I can't stop you from going to the counter, but do you really hate automatic repayment?" Pay attention to me, too Look at me. Will you die if you like me? " ! " "
Recently, I was inspired by various things in the scarf. So ... mobile phones are good for the brain. Keyboard type: "Ah! Don't press there ... "; Touch: "Ah, goat … don't touch it …"; Slide: "Well … don't keep rubbing there …"; Folding type: "Master, I know my body is flexible, please don't trample on me …"; Change the battery: "bah! It's all been seen! ! ! Well, don't force your way in ... aah! Asshole! ! ! "； Vibration: "Master … Aha … Please turn off the vibration …"
He always thought that the house he lived in was very small, so he tried to save money and planned to change to a new house. Finally, one day, he saved enough money and decided to move. Before he left, he sold all his old things to the garbage collector. The next day, when he opened the door of his new home, he saw a group of teenagers sitting on the ground, sobbing: "Master … don't sell us …"
Master, are you under pressure? ...
She bought a daffodil and kept it. In spring, daffodils produce white and delicate flowers, which are very beautiful. She takes care of them more and more. One day, she found the flowers listless, and no matter how she took care of them, she couldn't help it. That night, she was awakened. In the living room, "Hey … don't go over there … hmm …" How many times have I said, don't always pose in front of the host, it serves you right! "She opened the bedroom door in surprise. The handsome man in green and the bewildered handsome white-haired boy looked back at her with a nosebleed in surprise.
He has a new purple slide phone, and he likes to push the phone cover around when he is bored every day. One day I was playing, and suddenly my mobile phone "slammed" and turned into a purple-haired man. The man grabbed his hand and said, "Have you been playing with me?" ? I'm going to let you taste this today! "
7. The pillow my girlfriend gave me when she broke up has always been on his bedside. Every day, I will unconsciously recall her dribs and drabs. One day, I accidentally spilled ink and had to buy a new pillow. When I returned to my room, I found a boy sitting on the bed with a little ink stain on his white clothes. I looked at him sadly and said, "I put up with you thinking about others around me every day." Now I'm dirty. Will you lose me? "
Ouch ... so cute ... so cute ... cover your face.
When summer came, he shook his fan and fell asleep at night. A cool breeze blew in the middle of the night, and he found a handsome boy in his arms, bulging his cheeks and pouting, blowing gently at him, and the broken hair on his forehead was blown up bit by bit ... When the boy saw him wake up, he blushed and stumbled a few times: "Master ... Master, do you ... do you feel cool ...? "
9. His watchband has been worn for almost five years and has been repaired several times before. Today, he accidentally fell to the ground and stopped completely. But I still don't want to take it off when I sleep at night. I woke up in the morning and got a fright! A teenager with silver hair fell asleep with his arm around him. Look carefully, he has bruises on his head and hands. At this moment, the boy woke up and cried when he saw him. "I ... I just had a terrible pain yesterday. I am not bad! " Don't throw me, I will move on ... "
Uh-huh ... wrong, wrong, XD!
10. As soon as the bell rang, he immediately threw the answer sheet of Band 6 on the table: "Let me take the Band 6 exam for your sister for the fifth time!" Sleeping in frustration at night, just entering the quilt, a handsome man stood at the window and threw himself on the bed with a smile: "Who told you to see me naked every time, so tempting me, I can only let you look at me more!"
People who take naked exams really can't afford to get hurt … I'm a naked exam …TAT. Ok ... this is the personification of English Band 4 and Band 6 = =
1 1. When he got home, he was covered in dust and the weather was sultry. After sitting in the bedroom for a while, he turned and went into the bathroom to wash away his fatigue. Twenty minutes later, I returned to my bedroom with a bath towel and was stunned by what I saw. A dozen men of all kinds are sitting or lying on his bed. Some of them are wearing clean striped plaid T-shirts. When they saw him come in, they all said, "Master, who do you want today?"
Underwear symbolizes. You can't afford to get hurt. ...
12. Pepsi-Cola and delicious head are in fierce friction, and the liquid has oozed from the front end, with a purple-black light. Their bodies trembled involuntarily and groaned from time to time. As the action became more and more intense, the last moment approached, and finally the pleasure was usurped like electricity. Black liquid spouted violently from the front ends of the two body double, and merged into a pond below them.
Hmm … How about the legendary Coke personification H …?
13. It is said that this is the earliest moaning style: .....................................................................................................................................................
Awkward.
14. "er ... er, master, I don't want it ..." "hmm? How can this work? I haven't used enough. " The man said that he bent down and began to suck the cherry of the teenager. "No ... I'm going out ..." The man's eyes lit up. "Bitch of 10,000 people, I have used up 10 million Qian Qian." Afterwards, Toothpaste Jun stood in one breath, and the toothbrush Jun around him couldn't help saying, "Look at your waist bent like this. If he abuses you so much, why don't we elope! "
The toothpaste is pink and blue ... oh, if it's so anthropomorphic ... >< forgive me for not being CJ...…QAQ.
15. Everyone went to the library to study. He was lazy in bed and didn't want to move, but there was an exam tomorrow, so he had to get up and set up a computer desk to copy and write, and was summoned by Duke Zhou. When he woke up, there was a young man with blue hair across his waist and abdomen. The young man saw him awake and smiled at his evil spirits. "What's the matter? Fuck the little master once a day. Did you recognize him today? "
computer table ...............
16. "Genduragon, Sicher!" Canine tooth gun a hug pale cloud sword in your arms, "why? Why did you finally choose Shadow Moon instead of me? " The tiger tooth bit the neck of the ancient tooth of Cangyun, and made a low whimper. "You know, I wanted you before we were born." "You ..." The pale cloud sword pushed away the tiger tooth. "After all, we are all men ..."
17. He likes speed and the feeling of wind, so he fell in love with the feeling of racing on his beloved motorcycle. One night, he walked out of the bathroom and was suddenly confronted by a domineering man with golden eyes and blond hair. Blonde handsome boy clasped his fingers and smiled: You ride me every day. Is it my turn now?
Can't stand it? ! ! ! So cute! ! ! ! !
18. Toothbrush: Master … Don't make me covered in white liquid …; Ear spoon: master ... let me into your body ...; Bathtub: Master … It's too hot … Come into my body …; Slippers: Master, please trample me under your feet and ravage me heartily. Pen: Please … please don't … don't … push the top … so hard …; Summer sleeping mat: Master, you can … sleep with me …
Um ... cover your face ... don't you think you're going to die? ! ! !
19. Spoon: Master, please stop licking ...; Thermometer: Why does it take so long? ! How hot it is! ; Pen holder: asshole! Don't let anything strange in! How could you put that thing down? ! ; Bath cotton: My master, is your body so beautiful to seduce me? Hmm?
Enough ... enough ... in fact, this can be related to the above one. ...
20. The teenager suddenly got up, suddenly opened the door, then threw it away and hurried to get the ringtone in the living room. Click … the door caught the teenager's skirt … A boy leaned out of the door trembling … His little hand grabbed his skirt and refused to let go, and his voice was full of grievances, saying, why … why do you want to go to another room …
2 1. "Don't ~ Please don't lick there ~" The young man's white body is slightly red. "It itches ~ Don't lick it ~" "Honey, you are much more delicious than I expected." XG's lips slowly draw a smooth chest along the slender clavicle. "It's so dirty there, don't suck ~ ah ~" The boy's body trembled slightly, and the man spit out the little snail in his mouth, helplessly watching the shy guy retreat into the shell.
Snail! It's actually a snail! ! ! What a faint explosion! ! ! ! !
22. There are several mango trees in the school. In season, many mangoes bear fruit. Seeing that his classmates poked him with bamboo poles, he was also big-hearted. He didn't expect to poke it for a long time, so he had to take it home and put it on the bed. In the middle of the night, he suddenly saw a weak teenager standing by his bed, holding PP in his hand and looking at him with tearful eyes. His voice smells like mango in summer: "You poked me there ..."
23. An older young man picked up a dog on the side of the road, with a flat nose and a single seam, gray fur, and a super bad temper. When he was unhappy, he immediately began to bite. But he still got a treasure and rubbed his nose with it. "If you are a human being, it's not bad to live with you all your life …" The dog in his arms turned into a naked fruit boy. "The old witch's curse has been solved! Even without beauty, the prince's charm is equally attractive ... "
He is afraid of heat, so he likes to hide in an air-conditioned room every summer. The air conditioner in the room is often turned on for several days. That night, he slept with the air conditioner on as usual. Suddenly I felt a burst of hot air, and when I opened my eyes, I found myself being pressed by a handsome guy. The man stroked his face and smiled evilly: "I have been working for so many days, should I have a rest?" How about keeping you warm all night today? "
Suddenly ... I dare not cover my face with air conditioning.
25. "How did you lose weight again? I give you lots of food every day. Well, I admit that although I have asked you many times, why are you losing weight faster and faster? " He clasped his wallet in his arms. "Hum, you have the cheek to say that this is all yours, and you want me anytime and anywhere! But all right, be thinner, you are more distressed! " My wallet moved, and I chose a comfortable place to sleep. ...
Brain tonic ~~~XDDD
After a hard day's work, he came home and sat in a massage chair to relieve the fatigue of the day. "Hmm ~" He couldn't help rubbing his leg against the protrusion on the seat. In the mist, a naked man hugged him and said vaguely in his ear, "Are you trying to seduce me?" ? Master ... "
27. "They all said I was dead …" The diligent little man curled up on his knees. "Are you still thinking about them? What the hell do you take me for! " The hard-working villain felt that the man's finger was forcibly buckled on his shoulder, which was very painful. Looking at his calm face, the lazy little man almost laughed himself crazy. "But anyway, you are mine, and only mine. No one will see you again, and so will you ... "
In the morning, he opened the garage door and was surprised to find that the Lotus sports car he just bought yesterday was gone, but there was a beautiful blond boy in the same place. The boy with red fruit covered his legs with his hands and looked at him tearfully: "Master, can you be gentle when loading gears next time?"
Ah, gears! ! ! Decisive and similar! ! ! Next time, please count again next time. . .
29. He had an accident and spent the rest of his life in a wheelchair. Not to mention losing his job, his girlfriend ran off with someone else. He doesn't like going out anymore, and he hides at home and drinks every day. One day, I was drunk and fell asleep in a wheelchair. When I woke up, I found myself sitting in the arms of a handsome man who kissed him on the cheek. "Baby, I am willing to hug you with my whole life."
Beautiful ... lovely me ... weak.
Laughed at by his friends, he angrily left his swimming ring and rushed into the sea. Because of his impulse, even after drinking a few mouthfuls of seawater, his feet cramped. When he struggled desperately in the water, a shadow appeared in front of him and the whole person was pulled up. He stared blankly at the boy in front of him with one hand, only to see the other squinting and provoking the corners of his mouth. "See if you dare to leave me like this in the future."
I won't leave you, I won't, my swimming ring ~ ~ ~ star eyes
Sorry, this is all I have.